Douglas Kennedy - The Pursuit of Happiness

'What did you slip into their wine?'

'I was simply telling them how much they reminded me of The Magnificent Ambersons'.

I stifled a laugh.

'I'm glad to see you still have a sense of the comedic', he said. 'You're going to need it'.

'It'll be fine', I said, sounding unconvinced.

'And if it's not fine, you can always run back to me'.

I clutched his hands in mine. 'You're the best'.

He arched his eyebrows. 'I'm glad you finally figured that out'.

Eric did have one slight moment of mischief, when George called upon him 'to speak for the bride's family'. Standing up, he raised his glass and said, 'The best quote about domicile conjugate came from that very short Frenchman, Toulouse-Lautrec, who said that "marriage is a dull meal, preceded by dessert". I'm certain this will not be the case with George and Sara'.

Well, I thought it was witty - though most of the other guests coughed nervously after Eric sat down again. Then George and I cut the cake. We posed for a few photographs. The cake was served with coffee. Ten minutes later, Mr and Mrs Grey stood up, indicating it was time to draw things to a close. So we said our goodbyes. My father-in-law gave me a fast peck on the forehead, but had no words of luck or farewell for me. Mrs Grey air-kissed my cheeks, and said, 'You did fine, dear. Keep doing fine, and we will get along very well'.

Then Eric came over, embraced me, and whispered, 'Don't let the bastards get you down'.

He left. The room emptied out. The reception had started at 5.30 p.m. It was now eight o'clock, and it was over. There was nothing left for us to do but retreat upstairs to the 'honeymoon suite' which George had booked for us that night.

So upstairs we went. George disappeared into the bathroom and emerged in his pajamas. I disappeared into the bathroom and undressed, then slipped on a robe. I re-entered the room to find George already in bed. I unfastened the robe and slid into bed next to him, naked. He pulled me close to him. He began to kiss my face, my neck, my breasts. He unfastened the fly of his pajamas. He spread my legs and climbed on top of me. A minute later, he emitted a small groan and rolled off me. Then he tucked himself back into his pajama bottom, kissed the back of my neck, and wished me 'good night'.

It took a moment or two for me to realize that he had passed out. I glanced at the clock on the bedside table. Eight forty. Eight forty on a Saturday night - my damn wedding night - and my husband is already asleep?

I shut my eyes and tried to join him in early-to-bed unconsciousness. I failed. Opening my eyes again, I got out of bed and went into the bathroom, shutting the door behind me. I ran a bath. As the water cascaded out of the tap, I suddenly did something I had been threatening to do for the past few hours: I started to weep.

Within moments, the weeping became uncontrollable, and so loud that it must have been discernible over the sound of running water. But there was no sudden knock at the bathroom door, followed by a huge reassuring hug from George, telling me everything was going to be all right.

Because, of course, George was a very deep sleeper. If the loud Niagara of open taps didn't wake him, then why should he even hear his wife sobbing?

Eventually, I managed to regain control of myself. I turned off the taps. I caught sight of myself in the bathroom mirror. My eyes were red, my wedding makeup was streaked. I slid into the bath. I took a wash towel, dipped it in the hot water, then draped it over my face. I stared up into its white emptiness. Thinking, I have made the worst mistake of my life.

Too fast, too fast. Everything happened too fast. He made love too fast. We got engaged too fast. I agreed to this wedding too fast. He fell asleep too fast.

And now...

Now I was trapped... though, of course, it was me who had trapped myself.

The honeymoon wasn't a great success either. The hotel which Mrs Grey had suggested in Provincetown was an elderly inn, run by an elderly couple and catering largely for elderly visitors. It was shabby genteel. Our bed had a sagging mattress. The sheets stank of mildew. The bathroom was down the hall from our room. There were rust stains in the bathtub, and the sink had chipped enamel. As it was the off-season there were few places open in Provincetown for dinner, so we were forced to make do with the food at the inn - all of which was heavily boiled. It rained for three of the five days we were there - but we did manage to get a few walks in on the beach. Otherwise, we sat in the lounge of the inn, reading. George tried to be cheerful. I tried to be cheerful. I also managed to get him to make love to me without his pajamas. It was still over within a minute. I asked him not to roll over and play dead afterwards. He apologized. Profusely. Instead he put his arms around me, holding me tight. Within moments, he was fast asleep - and I was trapped in his arms. I did not sleep well that night. Nor, for that matter, did I sleep well any night in Provincetown, thanks to the droopy bed, the bad food, the charmless atmosphere of the inn, and the fact that the true reality of marriage to George was beginning to hit.

The five nights came to an end. We boarded a bus which took five hours to drive the length of Cape Cod to Boston. We caught a train south. We arrived into Old Greenwich just before midnight. At that hour, there were no cabs at the station, so we had to carry our bags the ten minutes it took to walk up Park Avenue. As we approached our house, all I could think was, I will die here.

All right, I was being a little melodramatic. But the house seemed so drab, so poky, so damn cheerless. Inside, assorted boxes and suitcases from our respective New York apartments lay piled up in the living room. I looked at them and thought, I could call the movers tomorrow and have all my stuff picked up while George was at work, and be gone before he arrived home that night.

But where was I going to go?

In our bedroom, the two single beds were separated by a bedside table. When I first saw the house with George, he said that our first order of business upon moving in was to remove that table and push the beds together. But we were so tired after the twelve-hour journey from Provincetown that we simply slipped into our respective beds and fell asleep instantly. When I woke the next morning, there was a note awaiting me on the table:

Darling:

Off to the city to bring in the bacon. And as you were sleeping so peacefully, I decided I could fry the bacon myself. Back on the 6.12.

Love and kisses...

Off to the city to bring in the bacon. Did this man have no sense of irony whatsoever?

I spent the day unpacking. I took a walk over to Sound Beach Avenue - Old Greenwich's Main Street - and did some shopping. Back in' 47, this corner of Connecticut had yet to become a busy dormitory community for Manhattan, so Old Greenwich still retained a small-town atmosphere. As befitting all small towns, all the shopkeepers quickly gauged that I was a newcomer, and turned on the communal charm.

'Oh, you're the gal who married Old Man Grey's son, and is living on Park Avenue', said the woman in Cuff's - the local stationery shop, and the only place in town that sold the New York Times.

'Yes, I'm Sara Grey', I said, stumbling over my new last name.

'Nice having you in town. Hope you'll be real happy here'.

'Well, it's certainly a friendly place', I said, hoping I sounded sincere.

'Friendly it is. And great for raising kids'. She glanced at my midsection, which had yet to show a telltale bulge. She tried to repress a smirk. 'If, of course, you're planning to have kids so soon after the wedding'.

'You never know', I said quietly.

In every shop on Sound Beach Avenue, I was greeted with the same question: 'New in town?' When I explained who I was, a knowing smile would follow, along with a pleasantly pointed comment like: 'Heard you had a real nice little wedding'.