Albert Cossery - Proud Beggars

Receiving no orders, Yeghen finally spoke, “I hope I’m not disturbing you, Master!”

“Not at all. It’s a real pleasure. Here, sit down.”

Gohar moved to stand and give up his chair, but Yeghen ardently protested against this gesture of courtesy. One might have thought he was afraid of disturbing an idol.

“Not on your life. I am your humble servant. I’m going to sit on the floor.”

Watching Gohar, he stepped back to the wall, then sat on the floor with his legs drawn up under him. His manners were excessively bizarre, as if motivated by a kind of complicity even unto death. It seemed that Gohar had suddenly become a fabulous personage owed other considerations than those of simple friendship.

“You must be wondering what brings me here, Master!”

“I hope that it’s only the pleasure of seeing me,” said Gohar.

“Certainly. But there’s something else.”

“May Allah protect us! What is it?”

Yeghen suddenly lost his serious look and laughed.

“Well, the powers of hell are on my trail, Master! I received a visit this afternoon from a police inspector. I wonder how he knew my address; I had just moved into the hotel. I swear it’s magic.”

“I assume he didn’t find anything, since you are here,” said Gohar.

“He wasn’t after drugs. That was my first thought as well. But no, he soon told me he was looking for a killer. He suspects me of having murdered young Arnaba! To tell you the truth, I’m relieved that he spoke to me first.”

Gohar showed no sign of agitation. He did not even need to pretend. Let the police do their job; it was in the rules. It did not concern him at all.

“Why do they especially suspect you, my son?”

“You know how it goes. They must have assumed the killer was a client of the brothel. And since they already know me, they came directly to me. You also know that my reputation with them isn’t too good. They thought they were on the right track. Unfortunately for them, they have no evidence against me.”

“What did you tell the police inspector?”

This question delighted Yeghen; he seemed to have been expecting it.

“Oh! He tried to impress me, but I made fun of him.”

“You made fun of him!”

“Exactly, Master! He threatened me with the worst punishments, but I knew it was all for show. They can’t do anything to me. So to repay his kindness, I told him about the bomb.”

“What bomb, my son?”

“ The bomb, Master. You know, the one that can destroy a whole city with one blast.”

Gohar had let Yeghen tell the whole story of his meeting with the police inspector without flinching, as if it were a picturesque anecdote. But now he no longer understood. Was his companion under the influence of drugs? He had not grasped the connection between the inspector’s threats and Yeghen’s answer. Had Yeghen perhaps taken up arms trafficking? It was not impossible.

“Explain that to me, my son! What’s the bomb got to do with it?”

“It’s very simple, Master! I tried to make him understand that compared with the gigantic menace of the bomb, his own threats were laughable. But that’s not all. He took this story so much to heart that he grew pale. Fear made him sick. He was truly comic to look at. Finally I felt sorry for him. I reassured him, saying that a bomb cost so much that they wouldn’t waste their time dropping it here, on a heap of crumbling hovels.”

Gohar shook his head at so much naïveté.

“You’re mistaken, my son. Believe me, they would even drop it on their own mothers. That gang of bastards doesn’t respect anything.”

“You believe that, Master?”

“It’s the only thing I do believe.”

“But then, they’re crazy!”

“Oh no! Don’t allow them extenuating circumstances. They’re not crazy. On the contrary, they’re very lucid. That’s what makes them so dangerous.”

For a moment Yeghen seemed sad, as if someone had just destroyed his last illusion. How could he have been so naïve as to think that these miserable surroundings were safe from the bomb? Gohar was never mistaken in his judgments about humanity. Those bastards who had made the bomb would stop at nothing. It was clear as could be.

“Tell me, Master. Is there any chance of this filthy bomb going off in their hands?”

“No, I don’t think so. They’re too careful and clever to let that happen.”

“Too bad,” said Yeghen, disappointed. “I’d love to have it explode in their hands while they’re manipulating it. That would be the biggest joke of the century. I’d love to laugh a little, Master.”

“Don’t you laugh enough already? If you ask me, this century’s pranks outdo all the others.”

“You’re right. I shouldn’t complain.”

Yeghen was quiet. This digression on the bomb and its devastating effects had not made him forget another danger, even more serious than the bomb because if its imminence. He continued staring at Gohar, as if he were afraid to see him disappear. Seated in his chair, his face lit by the candle flame, dominating the empty room like an impassive divinity, Gohar seemed immune to all surprises. But Yeghen was very aware of the precariousness of this situation. He might lose this man and he felt his heart melt with tenderness at the idea. His friendship for Gohar was the only justification for his life. He would have to do everything he could to save him and what he represented.

Suddenly there was a long moan on the other side of the wall. Again the limbless man was begging for food. He seemed utterly exhausted; his groans were like those of a newborn babe.

“What’s that?” asked Yeghen.

“My new neighbors,” said Gohar. “The man has no arms or legs; as for the woman, she’s an implacable harpy. Every day she carries him on her shoulder and deposits him on some corner in the European quarter where he devotes himself to begging. She retrieves him in the evening. He’s completely at her mercy. Without her he can’t do anything.”

“That’s him groaning like that?”

“Yes, he’s demanding his food.”

“Why won’t she give him anything to eat?”

“My dear Yeghen, if I told you, you wouldn’t believe me. She just threw a jealous fit. Now she’s sulking.”

“It’s not possible! A jealous scene with a limbless man! Why? Did he cheat on her?”

“Everything is possible, my son. As for how he cheated on her, I don’t know,” Gohar admitted. “But you can expect anything from women. Even a man with no limbs excites them, as long as he’s capable of making love.”

“I still can’t believe it. In any case, she’s taking a cruel revenge. Starving a cripple! Tell me, can’t we do something for him? You can’t leave him like that, Master! I’d like to break that woman’s jaw.”

“May Allah preserve you from that, my son. You don’t know this woman. A real battle-ax. She is ten times stronger than you. She’d make short work of you.”

This description of the man’s companion quieted Yeghen’s inclination to heroism.

For a moment they remained silent, listening to the limbless man who was still begging and groaning. Finally this pathetic complaint had a strange effect on Yeghen: he himself felt like he was starving.

“Really, Master, don’t you think we can do anything for him?”

“No, that would only make things worse. Besides, she’ll give him food in the end. You must realize that a man like him is a gold mine for her; she would never let him die of hunger.”

“But he’s suffering.”

“That’s true. But deep down, I think this scene pleases him. In his state, he no doubt feels supreme pride. My dear Yeghen, how would you feel if you made a woman this jealous?”

“I must admit I’ve never made a woman jealous, Master. And what’s more, I’ve got all my limbs. Perhaps that is a mistake.”