Sarah Hall - The Electric Michelangelo

— No.

— Well what in God’s great name is being taught in the school these days if not the finer aspects of art, sonny?

— We did draw fish on the beach when the war was on.

— Fish on the fucking beach?

Riley had him cornered by the bait and tackle shop, next to the printers in Strickland Street, in the late afternoon drizzle. Cy knew it was him, the face and eyes were unforgettable. He had a visage that was photographic, not attractive in its looks but memorable, bringing back images of it during previous meetings with a flash of the brain’s bulb and the fizzle of recollection like burnt celluloid. It was a face that was architectural, having a structure that was soundly constructed and defined and heavily employed, as a bridge that carries too much traffic. His skin about the scaffolding of bones was smooth and opaque and olive, as some of the Welsh or southern Celts will have accompanying dark hair. He was unshaven, as blue-eyed as a Siamese cat, and apparently not one for conventional conversation. He slapped Cy’s hand away as Cy tried to turn up the collar of his coat against the fine rain to prevent it from blowing into his ear, and continued outlining what was some oddly mannered work proposal. This apprenticeship was a fucking honour, Riley stated, if he wanted it, if he was visionary enough to see it. He said his own technique and style were dimensional in a way others would kill for in the industry. Likely kill for mind, such was the game he played. And if Cy spoke of these skills out of turn to anyone, after being taught, if he got loose lipped in the pub at weekends, he’d pay for it with a hiding such as he doubted the boy had had since his father passed, rest him. Cy did not mention that he’d never met his father, that the man had been dead long before Cy’s backside had been ripe for any kind of hiding. If any of Riley’s designs made their way down to any of the other tattoo shops in town, particularly Larrikin Harry’s, that cheap tuppenny scraper on Lowther Street, Cy would be held directly responsible for it. And get a hiding. Genius, and make no mistake, Riley was a genius, was to be protected fiercely as a knight protects a king, did he understand that concept? With a bit of luck Cyril Parks might learn a thing or two about honour along with tattooing. If he wanted the apprenticeship.

— I’ve got a job, Mr Riley.

One eyelid flickered down and up on the whiskered face of the man like an insect stalling in the air. Making him look threatening, delinquent even. Riley let his jaw go slack, the too-big tongue swelling out in the rain. Perturbed, Cy looked away, into the window of the novelty sweet shop opposite, to escape the madman’s stare. There was a sign in the window that Cy had made which read ‘World’s first lettered rock’. Underneath was a stack of white sugar tubes with ‘Morecambe’ written through them in red. Then a booming, spitting laughter erupted from the man, splattering the left side of Cy’s face, interrupting his distraction and drawing his attention back to Riley.

— Right, you do lad, you do, but it’s about as useful as a mickey in a nunnery.

The laughter was an erratic feature, which Cy would become used to from his future employer over the years, though he would not become any more astute in predicting it. He looked back at the man, found that he was now grinning with his large top teeth resting on his full lower lip. Eliot Riley was dressed like a buffoon, with an old long-tailed suit and a white smock shirt underneath it, a woollen hat — the one Cy had seen appearing from his window during the Peace celebrations — and woollen gloves. It was as if he’d visited every charitable church sale and flea market in Morecambe and been donated each item separately.

— Look, lad, it’s too bloody cold to be standing about outside in the pissy weather getting gout. What say I take you for a jar and we discuss this thing further along in comfort. It’s a Dog and Partridge day, I think.

Riley put a hand on Cy’s shoulder and propelled him down Strickland Street where the wind, coming in off the great bay strengthened and propelled him back. The lights along the promenade did little to brighten the street. The tail end of autumn was lashing and extinguishing all pauper attempts at illumination. They rounded the corner onto Marine Avenue and were roared at by the arguing marriage of sea and sky. Riley wrestled the door of the pub open and shoved Cy inside. Cy had never been into the Dog and Partridge before, he had not in fact made it into any of the town’s drinking establishments. It was more maritime sea-dog’s haunt than gamekeeper’s sporting inn within, and it was just after four o’clock in the afternoon on Saturday. There were only a few brave customers, most were safe in their homes if they were sensible, the rest straggling back from the cancelled races. A man was wiping the bar down with a cloth, he nodded his head to Riley when they entered, in cursory greeting. The windows were rattling in the November gale. The floor was swept by stealthy, nautical gusts of air that sloped in under the gap of the door and through the loose panelling round the window-frames. The whole bar seemed buffeted. It was like being inside the creaking wooden bowels of a ship, while its gaff and staysails were broadsided by a forceful swell. On the walls of the room were old photographs of local fishermen and paintings of schooners. Cy wondered if his father was among them. The bar room smelled of smoke and hops and chowder. Not wanting to seem unaccustomed to such surroundings, Cy removed his cap and hung it on a peg on the wall by the door. Riley kept his woollen hat firmly on his head and they sat at two tall wooden stools alongside the bar.

Riley insisted on a drink before work, every day, as Cy found out during this first hour of the man’s company.

— To relax the hand and oil up the humour. Men like humour from a tattoo artist, to put them at ease. Lesson number one, cut up the tension before the skin, sonny, that’s a free lesson ‘cause you’ve not give me an answer to my offer yet. Two pints please, Paddy, best make it ale for junior.

The barkeep served them and continued wiping. Riley paid for his own drink and jerked his head to the side towards the barman for Cy to take care of his own payment. As luck would have it, Greene had given him his wages that afternoon, so he was not short of money. He reached into his pocket and set several coins on the bar, not knowing how much the cost of a drink was. The barman took his due and left the rest, a tug of a smile pulling at the corner of his bearded mouth.

— First pint a man imbibes he should have paid for off his own back with wage from honest work. Eh? Isn’t that right, Paddy? Paddy Broadbent, Cyril Parks. Oh, and listen lad, call me Riley. Eliot was my mother’s worst idea. Cheers.

— Cyril was my mother’s worst idea.

Cy attempted some humour of his own, being somewhat nervous about the man’s company and about venturing in to his first ever pint of ale.

— Don’t bad-mouth your mam, boy. She’ll not take kindly to hearing about it.

Cy’s damp, fledgling banter dried up. Riley made him uneasy and charmed him at once, and it was a hangman’s charm of the kind that keeps the crowd nervously enthralled. Cy might have left earlier than he did but for the man’s compelling combination, that and the sense he had stepped across a threshold with this individual, which joined them in a rebels’ pact of some variety. Four drinks into the afternoon Riley’s lessons were expanding, philosophically, and Cy was feeling a very dull and blurrish head on him, trying to keep up with his employer’s pace. The trade was changing, Riley insisted, wasn’t what it should be. Some bad characters were getting in on it. He didn’t elaborate on what exactly constituted a bad character, and Cy was left wondering what murkier levels lay beneath Riley himself who elicited notoriety for his faith and his founding, and who had a reputation of practising his craft on the severed heads of farmyard animals. It was those without a calling that Riley scorned, those for whom the profession was about self-inflation, braggery, and big-man’s sport, those who relished the coarse top coat of it all. They were scrapers, scratchers and scoundrels, he was an artist through which anomalous human messages were conveyed.