Said Sayrafiezadeh - Brief Encounters with the Enemy

I tried to think of something to say myself, something that might be appropriate at a time like this, but the best I could conjure was “Do you need help with your groceries?” There were no groceries, of course.

She smiled at me, more of an embarrassed smile. Her teeth were very white and very straight; they stood in contrast to her imperfect face. I wondered if the cold air helped or hurt her skin. I wondered if she’d stolen the gum she was chewing.

Then she snickered to herself and announced, “See you around sometime, Max.” The sound of my name in her mouth was electric. She turned and walked through the parking lot entrance where the cars were entering; she walked quickly and disappeared around the corner.

The moment she was out of sight, I stepped over the railing and ran. I ran with my shovel. No, I don’t have a problem running.

It was underneath the neon sign that proclaimed NOW OPEN 24 HOURS! that I caught up to her. She whirled around. Her eyes were wide.

“What’s your name?” I said.

Her name was Amanda, and she was twenty-two years old, and she wasn’t a poor girl at all. She was a very rich girl. She lived in Amberson Valley, where I’d never been, because you have no business being in Amberson Valley unless you live there. Her house was set back from the road, at the end of a long driveway, and hidden behind some big trees with a hammock strung between them that was filled with snow.

“We’re not rich,” she said, “we’re comfortable.”

“Whatever you want to call it,” I said.

Her parents were both professionals doing something or other, investing and psychiatry I think it was, and her little brother was ten years old and already talking about college. They had paintings on the walls, they had a library, they had a skylight, and the first time she brought me home, she took me down to the basement to give me a tour of the wine cellar.

“This is from France,” she said. “This is from Spain. This is only for special occasions. This is for Christmas.” Then she stopped talking about wine and put her arms around my neck and pressed me up against the bottles. I was anxious, mainly about breaking something expensive but also about my bad arm. I hadn’t kissed anyone since eighth grade, when I’d danced with a girl in the school gym.

Before it could go any further, her little brother screamed down into the basement, wanting to know what we were doing, wanting to know if he could come down.

“Shut the fuck up!” Amanda screamed back.

Then her father screamed down into the basement, “Don’t use that language in my house!”

At dinner, we sat on opposite sides of the table, Amanda and I, our feet touching underneath. Before eating, we bowed our heads while her father said a prayer, a long meandering prayer about new friendship and good company.

“Amen,” we said.

Her mom said, “This wine is from Savoy, Max.”

We made small talk about the snow, about the war, about the wine, about whether or not there was going to be a draft.

“What does the future hold in store for you, Max?” her father asked me.

It was a legitimate question, but it put me on the spot. He put down his fork and waited. His wife waited too. They were going to wait as long as they needed. The table was silent. From the moment I entered the house, I’d been sure I was going to say or do the wrong thing. Or break something. Now, with all eyes on me, I had no idea what to answer about the general trajectory of my future. Meanwhile, Amanda was rubbing her foot up my leg.

“If I give one hundred percent,” I said, trying to affect some expertise, “I get one hundred percent back.”

Amanda’s father looked at me as if he’d never heard anything like that before. “I think there’s some real truth to that, Max.”

“I think so too,” Amanda’s mother said.

Amanda’s brother took it as an opening to list all of his activities. “I’m on the debate team. I’m on the tennis team. I’m on the Monopoly team.” He sounded like he was going to grow up to be a real asshole.

Midway through the meal, Amanda had to take her acne medicine. Everyone got quiet as she took out the bottles and shook the pills into her palm one by one, big colorful pills, pills for a horse. She swallowed them with a tall glass of water.

Her mother said, “I think I’m beginning to see a change, honey,” and her father said, “I think so too,” and her little brother said, “I’m not seeing any change.”

“Shut the fuck up, Oscar!” Amanda said.

She was a thief. That had already been established. The only surprise was that she admitted it so openly.

“I’m a kleptomaniac,” she told me. She wasn’t proud, but she wasn’t particularly ashamed. “It’s a phase.” She shrugged.

“How long does this phase last?” I asked.

She didn’t know.

She was a thief and she was about to finish college. “I want to help the world,” she said.

On our first real date, I took her ice-skating at the rink at the mall by the river. They’d decided to open the rink early this year. If it was so cold, you might as well make use of the cold.

COME IN FROM THE COLD, the sign read, which was a joke, because the rink was outdoors.

At the entrance, Amanda wanted to see if we could forgo the admission and get in for free by sneaking past the guard who was barely paying attention. “Please, please, please,” she said. “I want to, I want to, I want to.” The compulsion was laid bare. Her eyes were intense but also blank.

“Sneaking past a guard,” I said, “doesn’t count as kleptomania.” That seemed to put her at ease, and she let me pay the full price.

The rink was crowded with people, half of whom I knew. “Maaaaaaaaaax,” they called out when they saw me. Amanda and I went around in a circle, her hand in my good hand, taking our time. “You’re so sweet, Max,” she said, and she put her head on my shoulder. I could smell her shampoo and I could smell the factories burning.

It turned out she was a good skater, but I was better. I would have been a hockey player if the story had been different for me. I would have been a lot of things.

Around and around we skated, without variation, like a merry-go-round. It was trancelike. “Look at the time, Max,” Amanda said, and we saw that it was late, that it was night, that it was past dinnertime.

So we went to Burger King, where I knew the guy who worked the register, a guy named Mordecai from high school. He’d been at Burger King six years and had a brother in the military. When he handed me my order, there were extra fries on the tray. He winked.

“Tell your brother I said hi?” I said.

“My brother?” he said. His eyes dropped. “He’s dead, Max. You didn’t hear?”

I said, “I sure am sorry to hear that, Mordecai.”

“Come on, man.” He laughed. “My brother just got promoted to lieutenant!”

As we sat at the table, stuffing our faces, Amanda said, “Do eating these extra fries count as shoplifting?” She had a point.

I didn’t live that far away from Burger King, so I brought her over to my apartment. “Just to stop by for a second.” I wanted it to seem casual, like an afterthought. Meanwhile, I was wondering if I could get her undressed.

I gave her a grand tour of the apartment. “This here is from Walmart,” I said, “this here is from Kmart.”

There was fake wood paneling and green carpeting and the smell of cigarette smoke from the neighbor below. The green carpeting was in every room, including the bathroom.

“I’m planning to put down new carpeting,” I said.

“Your house has charm,” she said. She thought everything had charm. She thought Burger King had charm. She thought the supermarket had charm. She thought I had charm.