Jacob Rubin - The Poser

He said nothing, smoked. Like that, I hated myself.

Their song ended. Lucy and Geoff struck up a new, stilted number.

“I was surprised how much trouble you had doing her,” he said. “Onstage, I mean.” With that, he patted me on the shoulder and walked away.

From the beginning we had planned on Mama’s coming to the City — first in the fall, then Christmas, then late January — but bad luck kept delaying her visit. Days before she was to take the train in October, Sandra DeMille, her beloved coworker at the library, suffered a stroke while shelving a textbook on naval history, cracked her skull on the fall from the ladder, and fell into a coma. The resident brain doctor at LaClaire County Hospital implored Mama to contact a member of Ms. DeMille’s family, as the human voice, he said, reading or simply chatting, represented the patient’s last tie to the living world. Since Sandra had no family to speak of (her husband had died of a cardiac thrombosis years before), Mama canceled her trip and spent the next five weeks running shifts, along with Mimi Washington and Doris Huitt, sitting by tube-fed Sandra in the hospital, reciting passages from Journey to the North Pole and Everest, At Last! , tales of exploration always having been her favorite.

The week before Christmas, with Mama planning her second trip — having recovered from the initial devastation of Sandra’s fall and having arranged for Wendy Delacroix to take her afternoon shift by the patient’s bedside — Sandra died. “Our time here is very short,” Mama wrote in her letters. “I must see you.” Because there was no one else, it fell on Mama’s shoulders to organize the funeral and oversee the devolution of Sandra’s considerable estate (her deceased husband the scion of one of Sea View’s oldest shipping families) in the absence of a written will.

Herman Mayfield, local lawyer, aided in the stickier legalities. As it had been established town gossip for years that Mayfield adored, and perhaps in his timorous way, loved Sandra, no one questioned his motives in the matter, and it was with the unspoken, but essential, blessing of all of Sea View that Mama and Mayfield donated the lion’s share of Sandra’s estate to the small, cherished library where Sandra had devoted so much of her time, both personal and professional. The remainder was bequeathed to the county’s public school system in keeping with the beliefs and philanthropic history of the DeMille family. There appeared a sweet obituary in the Sea View News , which Mama clipped and mailed to me. “There was too much ice on the road for many people to come,” Mama wrote of the funeral. “But there was a memorial at the library where all kinds of folks came to pay their respects. Mr. Halberstam and others gave very eloquent speeches. Who knew? You can live next to a person all your life and not know the feelings inside them.”

Those weighty matters settled, Mama rescheduled her twice-delayed trip for late January when bad luck, this time in the form of one Jesse Unheim, a rakish and far-flung nephew of Sandra’s, sauntered into town. Unheim was a known entity in Sea View, having gone to Sea View Middle School, where, two years my senior, he readily established himself as the town’s miscreant. In fact, I knew Unheim personally, as he and I were often sentenced to afternoon detention at the same time — me for having once again duplicated a classmate, him for a whole menu of sin. Most famously, he drowned Arnold Polski’s gerbil for sport. Another time, he prank-called the office, pretending to be the husband of his homeroom teacher, a man everyone knew to have run off weeks before with a checkout girl at Sawyer’s Market. Inspired only by a dislike for Ms. Edinger, Jesse left a choked-up message, saying he had made a terrible mistake for leaving a woman like that, and would she find it in her heart to take him back?

After he was expelled from Sea View Middle School, Jesse’s father moved the family to Dun Harbor, where by all accounts Jesse worsened. There was a petty theft, car theft. He went to prison. Once out, he moved west. Many presumed him dead, including the late Sandra DeMille, who referred to her nephew, the few times she could bring herself to (being a woman of famous discretion), as “the poor boy.”

And so, one frigid Wednesday, this very same Jesse Unheim knocked on Mama’s door, dressed in a canary-yellow suit despite the icy weather, accompanied by a short, energetic lawyer he introduced as Morgan Le Fleuer. Ashplant in hand, Unheim demanded his aunt’s estate be returned to him, her only surviving relative.

“Some of you may have thought I’d never come back,” he informed Mama. “I’m sure you wished I wouldn’t! Anytime a person gets out in the world and escapes this rat-trap, they must be dead, huh?” Unheim claimed he had found work as an actor in Fantasma Falls, and, though he had sworn long ago “never to return to this site of youthful struggle and underappreciation,” he had collected his lawyer (this is when he introduced Le Fleuer) and flown back to Sea View as soon as he received word of his aunt’s untimely collapse and death. He then informed Mama that he was suing her and Herman Mayfield for fraud and for a “baseless and altogether illegal misappropriation of family funds,” a phrase ominously exact in its wording.

Common sense, however, dictated that Judge Sutpen, who knew Mama’s and Herman’s motives could not have been purer, would toss the case in a heap of rage, but Sutpen soon fell ill (bone cancer, bad chance) and was replaced by a new circuit judge from the landlocked county of Dyersburg, a tough, ruddy ox named Judge Thomas Tunder, who carried no loyalties to the community and exercised a clinical, dogmatic approach in all matters of jurisprudence. What’s worse, Le Fleuer proved oddly well versed in the byzantine narrows of inheritance law, convincing Judge Tunder early on that a fair trial could not be conducted with a jury culled from the townsfolk of Sea View, since the community more or less abetted the decision made by the defendants. Mayfield objected and was overruled. The judge knocked his gavel, and soon Mama and Mayfield faced a gallery of twelve strangers from the town of Desperate Pines, fifteen miles away.

The trial lasted two months. A day didn’t go by that Mama didn’t write me to reprise the latest indignity she and Mayfield were forced to suffer. Included in her letters were newspaper clippings (the trial metastasizing into a major county scandal) that contained in their own right a skilled court artist’s inked sketches of the trial, so I came to possess a piecemeal cartoon of all that strange drama: I saw cartoon-Mama sitting at the defendant’s table, a righteous skein in her eyes. I saw Jesse Unheim, that haughty dandy, smirk etched into his face, hair parted down the middle, thin legs tapering into squiggles. (I remembered him as chubby with intelligent, scheming eyes, but he had lost weight and grown handsome.) Mama had said about Unheim, “He’s the kind of man who struts around in borrowed clothes,” and I knew what she meant from the pictures. His whole dandy act, even in cartoon form, was fraught with unease.

Mayfield, who in the drawings was always chewing his nail or tapping his fingers on the defendant’s table, Mayfield, whose very neck was a rectangle of queasy pen strokes, called as witnesses the entire cartoon population of Sea View to exhibit (a) how much the devolution of DeMille’s estate resonated with the conscience of the community and (b) how little love the late woman had harbored for her nephew. Many witnesses recalled her referring to Unheim as “a scoundrel,” “my good-for-nothing nephew,” and (to gasps in the courthouse) “a cocksucker.”