Barbara Todd - Miss Ranskill Comes Home

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This 1946 novel (by the author of the Worzel Gummidge books) is about a woman who goes on a cruise and is swept overboard; she lives for three years on a desert island before being rescued by a destroyer in 1943. When she returns to England it seems to her to have gone mad: she cannot buy clothes without ‘coupons', her friends are only interested in ‘war work', and yet she is considered uncivilised if she walks barefoot or is late for meals.
The focus of Barbara Euphan Todd's satire is people behaving heroically and appallingly at one and the same time.
Rosamond Lehmann considered Miss Ranskill Comes Home ‘a work of great originality, and delightfully readable, a blend of fantasy, satire and romantic comedy… a very entertaining novel and less light than it seems.’

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‘Coo!’ said the little boy. ‘Look at that one there.’

The dream of every little boy lay there shining before his eyes – a many-bladed knife with a corkscrew, a thing for making holes in leather, and –

‘A thing for taking stones out of horses’ hooves!’ he chanted. ‘That’s what that’s for. That’s what I want.’

‘Do you meet many horses with stones in their hooves?’

‘You might.’

‘This is cheaper,’ said Mr Jackson, who had noted Miss Ranskill’s clothes. ‘Quite good enough for a boy to lose.’

He fingered a two-bladed knife. The boy glanced at it for a moment. He was hunched up again now, shifting from foot to restless foot, waiting, hoping, terrified.

‘You will?’ said Mr Jackson, and he snapped the elastic that held the grander knife to its sheet.

Miss Ranskill paid and waited till her change was counted out before she put the knife into the boy’s trembling hand.

‘There you are,’ she said, ‘and there’s half a crown to buy sugar for the horse when you’ve taken the stone out of his hoof.’

‘Coo!’

‘You’ll have Lord Woolton after you,’ warned Mr Jackson, ‘talking like that.’

There was a scutter of bare feet on the floor and the boy was away.

Miss Ranskill went to the door and watched him running, knock-kneed, down the street. His heels flew out almost at right-angles. He jumped into a puddle and was splashed with a rainbow of spray.

‘Well, I never!’ said Mr Jackson as she turned into the shop again.

‘No manners these days, have they? Not so much as a thank-you.’

‘Knives are too important for thank-yous. Now I want one for myself, a horn-handled jack-knife, like the one there, only bigger.’

Miss Ranskill pointed to the knife she had first noticed.

‘I think I’ve got one downstairs. I’ll see, if you don’t mind waiting. Beats me the manners of children nowadays, and the boy will have lost his knife tomorrow as like as not.’

‘I hope not. Oh! I do hope not.’

Miss Ranskill answered as the man clattered his way down some stairs.

For to her the gift of the knife had been a symbol. She had thought of it as a talisman with power to save the boy from what she herself had suffered through the loss of a knife. She remembered the Carpenter’s singing of the Lyke Wake Dirge –

This Aye neet, this aye neet,
Ivery neet an’ all,
Fire and sleet and candle-leet
And Christ receive thy saul.

His whittling had kept tune.

If ever thou gavest hosen or shoon,
Ivery neet an’ all
Sit thee down and put them on
And Christ take up thy saul.

We couldn’t do much in the hosen or shoon line if a tramp was to come along now, could we, Miss Ranskill. I wouldn’t want to do more than give him a lend of the knife neither. By gum! though, when I get home I’ll give a knife or two to some lads and learn ’em to use ’em. Where’d we be now if I’d not learned, eh, Miss Ranskill? Suppose I were a clerk?

So it was really the Carpenter’s present that was jolting along in the little boy’s pocket, and Miss Ranskill had begun to pay back part of her debt.

‘What about this one?’ Mr Jackson reappeared. ‘Old stock that one is, you won’t find steel like it today.’

Miss Ranskill bought it – a young knife, stiff in the hasp and shiny in the blade. It had no stories to tell, no nick to show where its life had nearly ended and no rust-bite on its nameplate. All the same it felt comforting to her hand, and she was satisfied, for this after all was what she had meant to buy first.

‘Anything else?’ asked Mr Jackson.

‘Nails,’ answered Miss Ranskill recklessly, ‘three-inch and two-inch mostly and a hammer and a pair of pliers, a chisel, a spirit-level and a plane and an axe….’

Here in this shop, at any rate, there seemed a chance of buying some possessions. She had not been allowed to buy what she wanted in other shops, but there would be a certain solace in owning some of the things that had been so needed by her and the Carpenter. She could not have explained, even to herself, how she could provide for the past by laying in stores for the present, but the idea persisted in her mind.

A check came again, this time from the lips of Mr Jackson. It seemed that before buying certain tools he must be certain she was engaged on necessary work. There was danger, he explained, that private customers might buy tools for frivolous purposes.

‘A plane for smoothing one’s cheeks, I suppose,’ murmured Miss Ranskill, ‘or an axe for chopping embroidery cotton! Is boat-building frivolous work?’

‘Oh! if you’re engaged on boat-building–’

‘I’ve finished my boat, but I might want to make something else,’ said Miss Ranskill, in an attempt to be honest, though the hammer, the chisel, the plane, the spirit-level and the axe were more desired by her than dulcimer, harp, sackbut, psaltery or any lovelier-sounding implement.

‘Well, if you women aren’t wonderful!’ said Mr Jackson admiringly, as he began to collect the tools.

Presently she slipped the knife into her pocket, then collected her armful of ringing steel and polished wood and walked out into the street.

A clock told her it was quarter-past four and a crawling taxi reminded her that the new luggage was heavy.

‘Hillrise, Newton Road, please,’ said Miss Ranskill.

She felt, as she settled herself in the corner and laid the axe across her knees, that everything was going to be perfectly all right now. Her bare toes twitched against steel and the new knife satisfied her hand.

CHAPTER SEVEN

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And now Miss Ranskill stood outside a prim house. Facing her was a most respectable-looking door and to her right was a trim patch of garden, so precise and squared, edged and tidied that she was astonished to see a row of lettuces in the narrow border beneath the window, where she was quite certain there should be lobelias. In front of the lettuces was a fringe of parsley. Then came a gravel path and another parsley-edged bed full of rows of neatly earthed-up potatoes.

‘Most odd,’ thought Miss Ranskill, who knew that Marjorie’s idea of a garden must surely be beds as precise as a page out of Euclid, set in smooth grass.

The door was opened by a bouncing slattern, who glanced at the visitor, bounced back, shouted, ‘We don’t want anythink todiy,’ and, with a slam that left the knocker bumping, left Miss Ranskill alone to stare at green paint.

The slattern seemed as remote from Marjorie as from the ordered garden, and, just for a moment, Miss Ranskill wondered if she had come to the wrong house. Memory of a brass plate on the gate told her she had not. She set hand to the bell again, but before she could pull it the door opened and three people came out.

Two of them carried buckets of water and the third (could she be Marjorie?) an implement that reminded Miss Ranskill of a garden hose and a motor pump.

‘Now remember,’ she was saying. (Yes, it was Marjorie: there was no mistaking the conscientious prefectorial face under the tin helmet.) ‘Now remember the bomb’s fallen right through the greenhouse roof. Take your stations, everyone.’

‘Marjorie!’ exclaimed Miss Ranskill, but the sound of her voice was overpowered by the clatter of bucket-handles.

‘Don’t pump till I say,’ commanded Marjorie. ‘It’s an incendiary bomb – delayed action. I’m Number One. You’re Two, Miss Sprink, and Miss Jebb’s Three.’

Miss Ranskill wondered if she ought to do anything, and if so, what, but before she could open her mouth again, Marjorie pushed past her and sprinted, with much flapping of blue trousers, down the path between the parsley and potatoes. Then she dropped to her knees and began to crawl on all fours towards a greenhouse by the far hedge. A trail of narrow grey piping followed her. Miss Sprink or Miss Jebb plonked the pump into one bucket. Miss Jebb or Miss Sprink, in the attitude but not the garments of a Hebe, stood beside her with the other bucket poised.

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