Dan Wakefield - Starting Over - A Novel

He got a steak knife to cut the heavy cord of the outer wrappings, and, sitting on the floor, tore open the box and ripped through its contents in a kind of controlled frenzy, wanting to get it over with. There was a wide, striped tie of a style he would never wear. A new Norelco razor with a note that said “Try it.” They knew he always used a double-edged blade razor. A desk set with a barometer inlaid in it. A barometer. Now he could tell if a hurricane was coming.

He stacked the gifts in a pile, and put them in an empty bureau drawer in his bedroom. He wadded up the bright wrapping paper, stuffed it into the cardboard box, and put the box outside by the garbage can. That part was over.

He poured a Scotch over ice, lit a cigarette, and made the call.

Potter thanked his parents for the gifts. They kidded about the electric razor. His father said he shouldn’t be so old-fashioned. Potter promised to try it.

His father thanked him for the leather comb and brush set.

His mother thanked him for the elegant cologne, and the handsome appointment calendar.

They both thanked him for the box of brandied apricots sent from a gourmet store in Cambridge.

Potter assured them he was having Christmas dinner that afternoon with a nice family.

His mother said he ought to call his sister, and he assured her he would, as soon as he hung up.

As soon as he hung up, he made a new drink. He was glad they hadn’t asked about Jessica. He was glad that they weren’t the kind of parents who focussed all their emotions on him, tried to live their lives through him. They had their own lives. His father, a long-time State Department man, was now a Washington consultant to a large manufacturing firm with many overseas outlets. His mother was as socially active as ever, engrossed in benefit balls and worthy causes, garden parties and afternoon teas. When Potter went into the theatre and vowed it would be his career, his father did not protest, but rather lost interest in him. His mother was excited for a while by the possibility of the glamour that might ensue, but when it became obvious that such glory was not to be, she too lost interest. Besides, they both had Sunny, his sister, who had turned out more as they had hoped and expected. Sunny, who was four years younger than Potter but always seemed like his older sister to him, had married a brilliant Philadelphia lawyer and was the mother of three children. That took a lot of the pressure off Potter.

He loved his sister, but he didn’t want to call her. Her husband thought Potter a ne’er-do-well and Potter in turn thought him an insufferable snob, but that was not the real issue with his sister. Sunny had believed in his theatre dream, and when he gave it up she was disillusioned, disappointed in him, in a way that no amount of pretense could cover over. Seeing one another made both of them sad, and so they rarely did. Each Christmas, she sent the standard picture of the growing kids; he in turn sent them presents and a United Nations Christmas card.

Those exchanges made, he didn’t see the need to call.

He had done his Christmas duties. It was almost noon.

Potter packed a small suitcase with his toilet gear, a bottle of wine, a bottle of Scotch, a fresh shirt, socks and shorts, a brand new crossword puzzle magazine, paperback copies of the three James Bond books he had not yet read, a pack of playing cards, a pair of dice, a pound of corned beef and two dill pickles, a half-dozen onion rolls, a frozen Sara Lee cheesecake, and an LP album of Great Moments in Sports.

He put on his overcoat and a heavy scarf, tossed the packed suitcase in the back seat of his car, gunned the motor, and set off to spend his Christmas.

He did not know a soul in Maine, and had no intention of going there. When he faced the dilemma of being alone on the big day, he recalled a friend in New York, a bachelor who proposed that all single people could solve the Christmas dilemma by going to the apartments of other single people in different cities; that way when someone asked what you did for Christmas, you could say “Oh, I went to Denver,” while your friend in Denver could say he went to New York. Once in the apartment in the different city you could simply close the door, watch TV, or do whatever you wanted. No one would know, and it would sound as if you’d had a glamorous out-of-town holiday trip.

But Potter didn’t want to spend the money to actually leave the city, so he’d asked Marilyn to leave him the key to her apartment.

There, behind locked doors and closed curtains, he spent the afternoon and evening of Christmas drinking, eating corned beef sandwiches and slices of Sara Lee cheesecake, doing crossword puzzles, playing solitaire, throwing dice, reading James Bond, listening to Great Moments in Sports, and successfully preventing any sight or sound of Christmas from creeping into his consciousness. A little after midnight, stuffed and soused, he sprawled across the bed. Like the marathon runner who falls across the finish line, he was proud of his accomplishment, deeply relieved, and totally exhausted. He would tell everyone he spent Christmas in Maine.

Potter had a shaker of martinis waiting for Marilyn when she got home from the Christmas visit with her mother, and she bolted the first one down like a soft drink.

“Trip was that bad, huh?” Potter asked.

“I don’t even want to talk about it yet. Tell me about yourself, or someone else. Anything else.”

Potter filled her in on the scene with Marva, saying he was sorry now that it happened and yet in a way he figured it was bound to come, sooner or later, the way Marva kept nosing into everything.

“She means well,” Marilyn said. “I mean, after all, she’s how we met. She’s always taking in strays and fixing people up.”

“Yeah, but then she wants to know every intimate detail about their relationship, as if that’s her price for getting them together in the first place.”

“Listen, there’s worse things.”

“I guess,” Potter said.

Marilyn didn’t feel up to cooking so they went to Felicia’s, and after some wine and a soothing lasagna, Marilyn felt more relaxed and was able to talk about her trip.

“My mother wasn’t so lonely after all,” she reported.

“Hey, that’s great. Isn’t it?”

“Yeah. I suppose. It was sort of depressing, though. I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. She has to be in a wheelchair, but she has this boyfriend, two trailers down from her, and evidently they’re having a torrid love affair.”

“Well, that’s encouraging. For all of us, I mean. How old is she?”

“I’m not really sure. She says she’s sixty-three, but I know that’s a lie for the benefit of the boyfriend, I guess, although I’m sure he must be in his seventies. There’s another old gal after him, too—it’s a regular triangle. Mother was all upset because he’d taken the other old lady to church the Sunday before, but she evidently is winning because he took her and me to Christmas dinner.”

“So, what’s wrong with all that?”

“Just that it’s the same —like it’s the same crap you and I go through now, except it’s done in wheelchairs in Florida, in trailer camps. I could picture you and me there in thirty years, hobbling and wheeling along in and out of bedrooms, getting pissed off because our lover went to church with a rival Senior Citizen.”

“Jesus,” Potter said, “I guess it never ends.”

“Evidently not. As long as you can breathe and propel yourself from one bedroom to another.”

Potter and Marilyn decided to go formal on New Year’s Eve. He bought a ruffled shirt to go with his old tux, and she revitalized a long, green velvet gown she had worn for somebody’s wedding. Though neither of the places they were invited required formal dress, they both agreed that getting all decked out would help lift their morale. Potter cited the precedent of those nineteenth-century British officers dressing in their finest white uniforms for cocktails in some Godforsaken outpost of empire. Chins up, stiff upper lips, all that sort of thing. Marilyn thought it a fine idea, and added to her outfit a pair of huge, dangling earrings that looked like Christmas tree baubles. Potter bought a bottle of some bargain domestic champagne for just him and Marilyn to begin the evening on, and she made up a batch of fancy hors d’oeuvres featuring cream cheese and caviar. Sitting on her couch, they grinned and clicked glasses.