Anna Faris - Unqualified

ANNA FARISis an actress, producer, and top-rated podcaster: Her podcast, Anna Faris is Unqualified , averages four million downloads a month. Faris currently stars on the CBS hit comedy Mom and has had memorable roles on Entourage and Friends . She will next star in MGM/Pantelion Film’s remake of Overboard alongside Eugenio Derbez. Faris produced and starred in The House Bunny and What’s Your Number? , and her additional films include the Scary Movie franchise, Lost in Translation , The Dictator , Observe and Report , Brokeback Mountain , Just Friends , Smiley Face , Keanu , and the Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs franchise. A native of Washington State, she lives in Los Angeles with her family.

To Chris.

Your wisdom and strength have made me a better person.

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About the Author ANNA FARIS is an actress, producer, and top-rated podcaster: Her podcast, Anna Faris is Unqualified , averages four million downloads a month. Faris currently stars on the CBS hit comedy Mom and has had memorable roles on Entourage and Friends . She will next star in MGM/Pantelion Film’s remake of Overboard alongside Eugenio Derbez. Faris produced and starred in The House Bunny and What’s Your Number? , and her additional films include the Scary Movie franchise, Lost in Translation , The Dictator , Observe and Report , Brokeback Mountain , Just Friends , Smiley Face , Keanu , and the Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs franchise. A native of Washington State, she lives in Los Angeles with her family.

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Dedication To Chris. Your wisdom and strength have made me a better person.

Forward by Chris Pratt

Introduction: I Rote a Book!

The Fastest Boy in the Third Grade

List to Live By: The Professions of Men You Should Not Date (I Broke My Own Rules)

Ich Liebe Dich

Unqualified Advice: Squad Goals?

Losing My Virginity, and Other Horrible Sexual Escapades

Listener Advice: I Was the Short Girl. What Were You?

Proud and Angry

Turning the Tables: Not-So-Rapid Fire

Waiting …

Unqualified Advice: Should You Move for the Guy?

The Wedding Hoopla

Unqualified Advice: Not Enough Soul

Meet My Parents

Playing House

Listener Advice: How to Get Over a Breakup

Take Me Home Tonight. Literally.

Turning the Tables: Deal Breakers

Just Friends: A Conversation Between a Man and a Woman Who’ve Been Pals for Fifteen Years and Haven’t Slept Together

Scoliosis Check

List to Live By: Sex on the Beach and Thirteen Other Things That Sound Better Than They Are

Listener List: Things That Sound Better Than They Are, Part 2

What’s Your Number? (And Why Do We Reveal It?)

Comedy, Fame, and the Gross Words

Unqualified Advice: The Bush Is Back

Can I Marry You?

Unqualified Advice: Unicorns Aren’t Found, They’re Made

Chatroulette

How to Deal with Jealousy

Turning the Tables: How Would You Proceed?

Jack Pratt

Unqualified Advice: Protect Your Heart