Sarah Fu: Bad Birthdays: The Truth Behind Your Crappy Sun Sign

The truth is that each sign has its own terrible qualities and its own fatal flaws. Take a look, read ahead… and find out the truth about whether or not your zodiac sign brings out the worst in you.

ARIES generally use force to get their way instead of the itty-bitty bits of brain they have in their head.

TAURUS dislikes change so much that he or she is completely unwilling to listen to a significant other.

GEMINIS are shallow, gossipy, sarcastic, and think that they’re better than everyone else.

CANCER comes across as weak. No matter how often they leave the house, deep down they’d much rather be in sweatpants in front of the television.

LEOS are egomaniacs and so non-analytical about their lives that they end up ruining their careers—and personal opportunities for growth—without even realizing it.

VIRGO is such a control freak that all the pleasures of life can fall by the wayside when they are trying to shape their world to meet their very specific needs.

LIBRA is incredibly vain, so much so that trying to have intellectual or deep conversations with them rapidly becomes pointless because they can see only their own point of view.

SCORPIO is basically just mean-spirited. Scorpions are vengeful and if you disobey their wishes, they will find some way to make you regret it.

SAGITTARIANS are foolish, putting their own short-term happiness above anything else.

CAPRICORN has to be right all the time. Capricorn would rather assume that everyone else on planet Earth is brainless than admit to being mistaken about anything.

AQUARIUS is on a soapbox all the time, and is constantly judging others about what they’re doing wrong.

PISCES would rather mope impotently and grieve all the things wrong with the world than actually take action to change anything.

This is merely the tip of the astrological iceberg. You’ll get a chill down your spine when you find out what it means to be born on your birthday. Read on, my friends,

and weep.

Cover

Title Page

Introduction

ADVERSE ARIES

March 20 to April 19

TRAGIC TAURUS

April 20 to May 20

DEGENERATE GEMINI May 21 to June 21

CONTEMPTIBLE CANCER June 22 to July 22

LAME LEO July 23 to August 22

VEXED VIRGO August 23 to September 22

LOUSY LIBRA September 23 to October 23

SURLY SCORPIO October 24 to November 22

STINKING SAGITTARIUS November 23 to December 21

CURSED CAPRICORN December 22 to January 20

AWFUL AQUARIUS January 21 to February 18

PLAGUED PISCES February 19 to March 20

Acknowledgments

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