Sue Welfare - The Surprise Party

‘It’s Grandma and Granddad’s party,’ said Megan.

‘I know that,’ said Hannah. ‘I’m not totally thick, you know.’

‘Well, you don’t get paid to go to a party.’

‘You do if you help. Those waiters and the people in the kitchen aren’t doing it for nothing, are they?’

Megan considered her answer and then after a second or two said, ‘That girl was round here looking for you a little while ago.’

Hannah opened her eyes and pushed herself up onto her elbows. ‘What girl?’

‘You know, the one that came round to tea. The one Mum says is trouble.’

‘Sadie Martin.’ Hannah rolled her eyes. ‘It’s only because she dyes her hair. And she’s fine. It’s Mum and Dad – they are just so narrow-minded about anybody not like them.’

‘She took the mickey out of everything, doing that funny voice, all that “Thank you, Hannah’s mum”.’

‘She was just being polite,’ Hannah grumbled. ‘She was not ,’ said Megan. ‘And then she did that thing when Mum asked her if having her nose pierced hurt.’ Megan mimed an eye-rolling, sarky face. ‘And when Mum said about her having her hair streaked and how she’d done hers when she was a teenager and Sadie said, “I didn’t know they had hair dye then.”’

‘Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what did she want?’

‘She’s the one who swears a lot?’

Hannah nodded. ‘I do know who you mean, Megan. She’s okay.’

‘Mum says she probably takes drugs—’

‘Well she probably does but that doesn’t make her a bad person. Okay? Or me a bad person for knowing her, come to that. All right?’ Hannah snapped.

‘Don’t have a go at me,’ growled Megan. ‘I’m just saying.’

‘Well, don’t,’ growled Hannah, closing her eyes again.

There was a moment or two of silence and then Megan said, ‘She came round with some boys.’

‘Yeah,’ sniffed Hannah, not stirring. ‘What boys?’

‘I dunno, just boys. One was sort of blond with cut-offs and a hoodie – like a skater, you know – and the other one was tall and thin with spiky hair.’

Hannah pulled a face, feigning nonchalance; it sounded like Simon Faber and Stu Tucker. Tucker had been seeing Sadie on and off for months and Simon . . . well, he was really cute and Sadie had told Hannah that he fancied her, but Hannah was playing it cool because Sadie could be cruel sometimes, and it might just be a joke and then how stupid would Hannah look?

‘How long ago were they here?’

Megan considered; time wasn’t really her thing. ‘I dunno, maybe twenty minutes. Dad sent me over to the summerhouse to find the extension lead for the lights. You were in the house getting a drink – so not that long really.’

‘So what did you tell them?’

‘I didn’t tell them anything. I just said that you were around somewhere and wouldn’t be long, but she said they didn’t want to hang about.’

‘Right, and did you say what I was doing?’

Megan looked at Hannah warily, sensing a trap. ‘No, not really, did you want me to say something?’

‘You didn’t say we were helping out or anything, did you?’

Megan shook her head. ‘No. Why would I?’

‘Good, only I told her there was a party here tonight.’

‘Oh my God. You haven’t invited Sadie Martin to Grandma and Granddad’s anniversary party, have you?’ asked Megan, incredulously.

‘No,’ Hannah spat contemptuously. ‘Don’t be such a moron, of course I haven’t, Mum and Dad would go ape if Sadie turned up with all the wrinklies and crinklies about. No, I just said there was going to be a party here and that there was going to be booze and food and stuff.’

Megan nodded. ‘And what, they came round to see if you were telling the truth?’

It was a possibility that hadn’t occurred to Hannah. ‘No, course they didn’t,’ she said angrily. ‘They probably just came round to see if the booze was here yet, and see if I wanted to hang out with them this afternoon, that’s all. Did they say where they were going?’

‘Down the Rec—’

Hannah got to her feet and brushed her clothes down. ‘Okay, well, if they come back tell them that’s where I’m heading.’

‘You’re not going down there now, are you?’ asked Megan anxiously. ‘Only Mum said—’

‘I know what Mum said,’ Hannah snapped. ‘And anyway I won’t be very long. They’ve got loads of people to help. They won’t miss me if you don’t say anything.’

‘But what about all the stuff we’ve got to do?’ Megan protested. ‘You told Mum you’d help her with the tables and the buffet. You said.’

Hannah dismissed Megan with a wave of her hand. ‘Give it a rest, will you? I’ve just said I’m not going to be that long; besides, we weren’t at Grandma’s wedding first time round, and the whole point of a buffet is that you help yourself, all right? It’ll be fine, just don’t let on to Mum that I’ve gone with Sadie, all right?’

And with that Hannah was off across the grass, heading towards the back gate and the lane beyond.

‘Hannah, Megan? Are you there?’

Right on cue, Megan heard her mum calling from the other side of the garden. She turned towards Suzie’s voice and then turned back again to see if Hannah had heard her, but her sister had already gone.

‘Oh, there you are,’ said Suzie smiling, as she watched Megan skipping over towards the marquee. Both of her daughters were growing up so fast. She looked around to see if she could spot Hannah among the girls working around the marquee. Probably off sulking somewhere, knowing Hannah. Over the last few months it had felt as if someone had stolen her lovely, happy, helpful, funny daughter and left a grumpy, sulky, argumentative troll in her place. Suzie was almost relieved not to see her and have to badger her into pulling her weight.

‘I had to go and get Dad an extension lead,’ said Megan in reply to Suzie’s unspoken question as they headed into the tent. ‘I put it round the back with all the rest of the lights and stuff.’

‘I wondered where you’d got to. Do you mind giving me a hand with the tablecloths? It’s really simple. Big white one on first and then a red one over the top at an angle – I’ll show you. And then I’ve got a box of table centres,’ Suzie pointed to the bar that had been set up in one corner of the marquee, alongside which was a stack of cartons. ‘They’re in those. If you could just put one on each table, then the girls can come and set up. Have you seen Hannah anywhere?’ she said, looking past Megan into the little knot of people who were unfolding the long buffet tables.

Megan hesitated for a split second; she didn’t like to lie, especially not to her mother, although not for any particularly high moral reason so much as her personal experience of the big, big trouble she could get into if she was found out.

‘I saw her a little while ago,’ Megan began, deploying the semantic defence of youth. ‘In the garden.’

‘Right—’ Suzie began, but before she could ask the follow-up question, someone called out to her.

‘Suzie?’ One of the caterers waved from the prep area. ‘I was just wondering if I might have a quick word with you?’

Suzie nodded. ‘Of course.’ Turning back to Megan, she said, ‘Do you mind carrying on on your own? I won’t be long, I’ll be back in a minute.’

‘Sure,’ said Megan, flicking the first of the snowy white cloths out over the table. ‘I’ll be fine.’

‘Good girl,’ said Suzie warmly.

Megan smiled. She had a strong sense that there might be extra brownie points awarded to those people who actually stayed around long enough to help with the party.

*

Jack and Rose’s cottage was the last house at the end of the lane, and was bordered by the hedges that the two of them had planted when they had first moved in, a mix of black-thorn and dog rose that filled the gaps between a row of great polled limes. The trees had been there as long as anyone could remember, and today were heady with perfume in the late afternoon sunshine.