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What makes the English English? Is it their eccentricity, their passionate love (or, indeed, hatred) of Marmite – or is it something less easily defined?Beginning at the top of a muddy Gloucestershire slope at the Coopers Hill cheese-rolling contest and traversing a landscape of lawns and queues, coastlines and sporting arenas, Ben Fogle takes us on a journey through the peculiarly English: a country of wax jackets, cricket, boat races and jellied eels, by way of national treasures such as the shipping forecast, fish and chips and the Wellington boot. Not to mention the Dunkirk spirit of relentless optimism in the face of adversity, be it the heroic failure of Captain Scott’s doomed Antarctic expedition, or simply the perennial hope for better weather.The archetypal Englishman – lover of labradors and Land Rovers yet holder of two passports – Ben applauds all things quintessentially English while also paying tribute to the history, culture and ideas adopted with such gusto that they have become part of the fabric of the country. Written with Ben’s trademark warmth and wit, this is a light-hearted yet touching tribute to all things English.

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CONTENTS COVER TITLE PAGE COPYRIGHT PROLOGUE INTRODUCTION: LIVING ENGLISHLY Chapter One: WHATEVER THE WEATHER Chapter Two: THE SHIPPING FORECAST Chapter Three: HEROIC FAILURES Chapter Four: STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM Chapter Five: MAD DOGS AND ENGLISHMEN Chapter Six: WELLIES, WAX, BARBOURS AND BOWLERS Chapter Seven: THE SILLY SEASON Chapter Eight: OO-ER, MISSUS, IT’S LORD BUCKETHEAD Chapter Nine: RAINING CATS AND DOGS Chapter Ten: THE QUEEN’S SANDMAN AND SWANMAN Chapter Eleven: I’M SORRY, I HAVEN’T A QUEUE Chapter Twelve: GRUB Chapter Thirteen: ENGLAND’S GREEN AND PLEASANT LANDS Chapter Fourteen: THE WORD Chapter Fifteen: TEA AND SYMPATHY CONCLUSION PICTURE SECTION INDEX ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS ABOUT THE AUTHOR ABOUT THE PUBLISHER

COPYRIGHT CONTENTS COVER TITLE PAGE COPYRIGHT PROLOGUE INTRODUCTION: LIVING ENGLISHLY Chapter One: WHATEVER THE WEATHER Chapter Two: THE SHIPPING FORECAST Chapter Three: HEROIC FAILURES Chapter Four: STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM Chapter Five: MAD DOGS AND ENGLISHMEN Chapter Six: WELLIES, WAX, BARBOURS AND BOWLERS Chapter Seven: THE SILLY SEASON Chapter Eight: OO-ER, MISSUS, IT’S LORD BUCKETHEAD Chapter Nine: RAINING CATS AND DOGS Chapter Ten: THE QUEEN’S SANDMAN AND SWANMAN Chapter Eleven: I’M SORRY, I HAVEN’T A QUEUE Chapter Twelve: GRUB Chapter Thirteen: ENGLAND’S GREEN AND PLEASANT LANDS Chapter Fourteen: THE WORD Chapter Fifteen: TEA AND SYMPATHY CONCLUSION PICTURE SECTION INDEX ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS ABOUT THE AUTHOR ABOUT THE PUBLISHER

William Collins

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This eBook first published in Great Britain by William Collins in 2017

Text copyright © Ben Fogle 2017

Photographs © Individual copyright holders

Cover photograph © Simon Warren

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Ebook Edition © October 2017 ISBN: 9780008222260

Version: 2018-02-21

CONTENTS

COVER

TITLE PAGE CONTENTS COVER TITLE PAGE COPYRIGHT PROLOGUE INTRODUCTION: LIVING ENGLISHLY Chapter One: WHATEVER THE WEATHER Chapter Two: THE SHIPPING FORECAST Chapter Three: HEROIC FAILURES Chapter Four: STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM Chapter Five: MAD DOGS AND ENGLISHMEN Chapter Six: WELLIES, WAX, BARBOURS AND BOWLERS Chapter Seven: THE SILLY SEASON Chapter Eight: OO-ER, MISSUS, IT’S LORD BUCKETHEAD Chapter Nine: RAINING CATS AND DOGS Chapter Ten: THE QUEEN’S SANDMAN AND SWANMAN Chapter Eleven: I’M SORRY, I HAVEN’T A QUEUE Chapter Twelve: GRUB Chapter Thirteen: ENGLAND’S GREEN AND PLEASANT LANDS Chapter Fourteen: THE WORD Chapter Fifteen: TEA AND SYMPATHY CONCLUSION PICTURE SECTION INDEX ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS ABOUT THE AUTHOR ABOUT THE PUBLISHER

COPYRIGHT

PROLOGUE

INTRODUCTION: LIVING ENGLISHLY

Chapter One: WHATEVER THE WEATHER

Chapter Two: THE SHIPPING FORECAST

Chapter Three: HEROIC FAILURES

Chapter Four: STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM

Chapter Five: MAD DOGS AND ENGLISHMEN

Chapter Six: WELLIES, WAX, BARBOURS AND BOWLERS

Chapter Seven: THE SILLY SEASON

Chapter Eight: OO-ER, MISSUS, IT’S LORD BUCKETHEAD

Chapter Nine: RAINING CATS AND DOGS

Chapter Ten: THE QUEEN’S SANDMAN AND SWANMAN

Chapter Eleven: I’M SORRY, I HAVEN’T A QUEUE

Chapter Twelve: GRUB

Chapter Thirteen: ENGLAND’S GREEN AND PLEASANT LANDS

Chapter Fourteen: THE WORD

Chapter Fifteen: TEA AND SYMPATHY

CONCLUSION

PICTURE SECTION

INDEX

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

ABOUT THE PUBLISHER

PROLOGUE

There was a hubbub of excited chatter as, clutching steaming cups of tea, the women gathered around a series of small tables to admire the spoils of war. The Great Yorkshire Show had just finished and the crochet, patchwork, flower arranging and cakes had all ‘come home’. There was a general chatter of approval. The room was decorated with bunting and it had the air of a village fete. This was Jam and Jerusalem.

I was in Harrogate, North Yorkshire, for the weekly gathering of the Spa Sweethearts Women’s Institute. The WI, as it is known, was formed in 1915 to revitalize communities and encourage women to produce food in the absence of their menfolk during the First World War. Since then it has grown to become the largest voluntary women’s organization in the UK, with more than six thousand groups and nearly a quarter of a million members.

The Queen herself is a member, and the WI, in my humble opinion, understands better than any other organization how the country works. Always polite, it has a reputation for no-nonsense, straight talking. The chairwoman of the WI’s public affairs committee, Marylyn Haines-Evans, recently said, ‘If the WI were a political party, we would be the party for common sense.’ If anyone understands the quixotic essence of Englishness, it is the ladies who attend these regional WI gatherings.

I chose the location carefully too. Popular with the English elite during the nineteenth and twentieth centuries, during the Second World War, government offices were relocated from London to the North Yorkshire town and it was designated the stand-in capital should London fall during the war. It frequently wins the Britain in Bloom competition and has been voted one of the best places to live in the UK. It is what I would call a solid Yorkshire town. The combination of Harrogate and the WI is, I think, the perfect English ‘brew’.

I had come along to one of the WI’s evening gatherings to find out what Englishness means to them. Rather uncharacteristically, I was a little nervous as I walked to the stage in the small hall. I had brought my labrador, Storm along as an icebreaker and for some moral support, and together we made our way to the centre of the stage.

It was a relatively small gathering, perhaps fifty strong, but these women have solid values and in my mind they are the voice of England. Ignoring the jingoistic reverence that a national sporting event or royal occasion generates, I asked them what Englishness means.

‘The weather.’

‘Queuing.’ A lot of nodding heads.

‘Apologizing. We are always apologizing,’ stated another woman to a chorus of agreement.

‘Roses and gardens.’

‘Tea.’ This got the loudest endorsement.

‘Baking and cakes.’

‘The Queen.’

I asked them whether they would ever fly the St George’s Cross from their homes. There was an audible gasp, accompanied by a collective shaking of heads.

‘Why not?’ I wondered.

‘Because it has been hijacked by the extreme right,’ answered one woman.

‘It represents racism and xenophobia,’ added another.

‘We aren’t allowed to be English, we are British.’

I asked whether we should celebrate our national identity more like the Welsh, Scots and Northern Irish. To which the whole room nodded in approval, not in a jingoistic, nationalist kind of way, but in an understated, English kind of way. It was a genteel, considered discussion of the virtues of Englishness and the erosion of our national patriotism.

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