Ngaio Marsh - Black As He’s Painted

NGAIO MARSH

Black As He’s Painted

Dedication Dedication Cast of Characters Map 1 Mr Whipplestone 2 Lucy Lockett 3 Catastrophe 4 Aftermath 5 Small Hours 6 Afternoon in the Capricorns 7 Mr Sheridan’s Past 8 Keeping Obbo 9 Climax 10 Epilogue Coda Keep Reading Acknowledgement Also by the Author Copyright About the Publisher

For Roses and Mike with love

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Title Page NGAIO MARSH Black As He’s Painted

Dedication Dedication Dedication Cast of Characters Map 1 Mr Whipplestone 2 Lucy Lockett 3 Catastrophe 4 Aftermath 5 Small Hours 6 Afternoon in the Capricorns 7 Mr Sheridan’s Past 8 Keeping Obbo 9 Climax 10 Epilogue Coda Keep Reading Acknowledgement Also by the Author Copyright About the Publisher For Roses and Mike with love

Cast of Characters

Map

1 Mr Whipplestone

2 Lucy Lockett

3 Catastrophe

4 Aftermath

5 Small Hours

6 Afternoon in the Capricorns

7 Mr Sheridan’s Past

8 Keeping Obbo

9 Climax

10 Epilogue

Coda

Keep Reading

Acknowledgement

Also by the Author

Copyright

About the Publisher

Cast of Characters

Map

CHAPTER 1

Mr Whipplestone

The year was at the spring and the day at the morn and God may have been in his Heaven but as far as Mr Samuel Whipplestone was concerned the evidence was negligible. He was, in a dull, muddled sort of way, miserable. He had become possessed, with valedictory accompaniments, of two solid silver Georgian gravy-boats. He had taken his leave of Her Majesty’s Foreign Service in the manner to which his colleagues were accustomed. He had even prepared himself for the non-necessity of getting up at 7.30, bathing, shaving, breakfasting at 8.00 – but there is no need to prolong the Podsnappian recital. In a word he had fancied himself tuned in to retirement and now realized that he was in no such condition. He was a man without propulsion. He had no object in life. He was finished.

By ten o’clock he found himself unable to endure the complacent familiarity of his ‘service’ flat. It was in fact at that hour being ‘serviced’, a ritual which normally he avoided and now hindered by his presence.

He was astounded to find that for twenty years he had inhabited dull, oppressive, dark and uncomely premises. Deeply shaken by this abrupt discovery, he went out into the London spring.

A ten-minute walk across the Park hardly raised his spirits. He avoided the great water-shed of traffic under the quadriga, saw some inappropriately attired equestrians, passed a concourse of scarlet and yellow tulips, left the Park under the expanded nostrils of Epstein’s liberated elementals and made his way into Baronsgate.

As he entered that flowing cacophony of changing gears and revving engines, it occurred to him that he himself must now get into bottom gear and stay there, until he was parked in some subfuse lay-by to await – and here the simile became insufferable – a final to wing-off. His predicament was none the better for being commonplace. He walked for a quarter of an hour.

From Baronsgate the western entry into the Capricorns is by an arched passage too low overhead to admit any but pedestrian traffic. It leads into Capricorn Mews and, further along at right angles to the Mews, Capricorn Place. He had passed by it over and over again and would have done so now if it hadn’t been for a small, thin cat.

This animal flashed out from under the traffic and shot past him into the passageway. It disappeared at the far end. He heard a scream of tyres and of a living creature.

This sort of thing upset Mr Whipplestone. He disliked this sort of thing intensely. He would have greatly preferred to remove himself as quickly as possible from the scene and put it out of his mind. What he did, however, was to hurry through the passageway into Capricorn Mews.

The vehicle, a delivery van of sorts, was disappearing into Capricorn Place. A group of three youths outside a garage stared at the cat which lay like a blot of ink on the pavement.

One of them walked over to it.

‘Had it,’ he said.

‘Poor pussy!’ said one of the others and they laughed objectionably.

The first youth moved his foot as if to turn the cat over. Astonishingly and dreadfully it scrabbled with its hind legs. He exclaimed, stooped down and extended his hand.

It was on its feet. It staggered and then bolted. Towards Mr Whipplestone who had come to a halt. He supposed it to be concussed, or driven frantic by pain or fear. In a flash it gave a great spring and was on Mr Whipplestone’s chest, clinging with its small claws and – incredibly – purring. He had been told that a dying cat will sometimes purr. It had blue eyes. The tip of its tail for about two inches was snow white but the rest of its person was perfectly black. He had no particular antipathy to cats.

He carried an umbrella in his right hand but with his left arm he performed a startled reflex gesture. He sheltered the cat. It was shockingly thin, but warm and tremulous.

‘One of ’er nine lives gawn for a burton,’ said the youth. He and his friends guffawed themselves into the garage.

‘Drat,’ said Mr Whipplestone, who long ago had thought it amusing to use spinsterish expletives.

With some difficulty he hooked his umbrella over his left arm and with his right hand inserted his eyeglass and then explored the cat’s person. It increased its purrs, interrupting them with a faint mew when he touched its shoulder. What was to be done with it?