Lass Small - How To Win

And one of the first problems was when the women lawyers and secretaries and receptionists had insisted on playing baseball with the men. It hadn’t worked. The men used different bats and the baseballs were hard. So the female players gradually moved to playing separate games.

And last season the women in the Reardon firm won the area’s legal cup. And the male segment of the firm scored second...to last.

However, being enlightened, the men set up an elegantly structured table in the lobby of their building and put the women’s cup on the table with a spotlight. The table was exactly the right size to show off the cup. It wasn’t too small or skimpy and it wasn’t humongous to overwhelm the cup. It was a perfect exhibit. That soothed a lot of ruffled feathers.

It had been Barbara Nelson’s idea. It was she who had suggested it to the men. She’d expected a hoopla of objection, but the men fooled her. It had been a good move. When Tyler had commented positively on the cup, his boss, Barbara Nelson, had just smiled at him.

Even though he’d been married, then, that smile had scared Tyler more than anything else. Hers was a predator’s smile.

On the team, Tyler played second base. He did well enough as a batter but he had never hit a home run. He was alert and quick. He did his share and he was accurate in his throws. Probably the best thing was that he looked. He knew where players were and he threw precisely. He was a plus. He kept his eye on the ball.

Probably the best advice he got on playing ball was from his great-uncle Clyde, who said, “Whenever a baseball referee mentions your number, shake your head in a serious, surprised way. Everybody will think the referee was as blind as they’d always suspected.”

That small move could also be applied to a lawyer’s devaluation of another lawyer’s client in court. Especially if there was a jury.

Last year, Kayla had been one of the wives who’d come out to the games. She’d been interested and ornery. She’d laughed when the crowd got too upset over anything. She’d been weird even then.

Tyler groaned as he contemplated how he missed her. As the games were played, he’d foolishly look in the stands for her. And he’d realize she was gone. He had no one to cheer him on and give him the knowledge that somebody cared about him.

His parents were there. His sisters and brothers and nieces and nephews. His cousins... Yeah. And they cheered. But Kayla wasn’t there.

Even Barbara Nelson was there. She would be. She made Tyler’s skin prickle in alarm.

It was after a while and months of trying before Tyler finally got hold of his ex on the phone. He was so surprised when she answered that for a breath he couldn’t think of anything to say.

She’d repeated, “Hello?”

And he’d said, “Don’t hang up.”

Her impatient sigh had been obvious. But she hadn’t hung up.

He’d said, “I need to know that you’re all right.”

“Yes.”

“And I need to know if you need anything at all. Do you have enough money?”

“Yes.”

He’d scrambled for something to say. “Is your car working all right?”

“Yes.”

“I miss you like bloody hell.”

“You’ll get over it.”

“Now, Kayla, that wasn’t nice at all. You could’ve said you miss me a little.”

“I bought all those other dogs.”

“Other? You didn’t have a—You mean me.”

“I’ve never seen anyone who went such places as you chose.”

“I was curious. It wasn’t for long.”

“I doubt it I must go. Have I replied to all your questions?”

“You aren’t out watching the games. I miss you in the bleachers.”

In surprise, she did gasp but then she’d said flippantly, “I’m busy.”

“Who’re you busy—with?”

“The Davies are having their annual picnic. I’m helping get it organized.”

“It was fun last year. Since I’m—was married to you, do I get to go this year?”

“No.”

He had coaxed, “We had a good time last year.”

“How nice.”

“Let’s have coffee tomorrow. I’ll come by your office and get you.”

She wasn’t encouraging. “I’ll be busy.”

“Not...that...busy. We need to talk.”

“My other phone’s ringing. Take care.”

And she’d hung up.

Oddly enough, the stiff, aloof exchange had made Tyler exuberant! It was the first time she’d talked to him in a long while!

His counterself had said a sour: Goody.

And he’d replied to his counterself, Well, we exchanged words. Those were the first exchanged words that weren’t about divorce!

In spite of his counterself, Tyler had gone to bed that night with a smile. His dreams had been erotic. He’d been faithful. He had dreams. He wakened with the stimulation. And he lay and wondered if that hungry body of hers dreamed like his. His sex was named Godzilla. Yeah. He’d done the naming at age fourteen. Half his lifetime ago.

At the office, since his divorce, he referred to Barbara as Miss Nelson...relentlessly.

She told him, “You needn’t be so formal.”

He smiled at her and replied, “I’m being formal. You’re my boss. To call you by your name would sound pushy.”

“I don’t mind...pushy.”

“It isn’t businesslike and respectful.” He was adamant. So he went right on calling Barbara, Miss Nelson.

For a while she sassed back by calling Tyler, Mr. Fuller. But he accepted that term with a slight, serious nod. So she went back to calling him Tyler.

If Barbara had been any younger she would have torn her hair. But she just waited.

For Tyler, her waiting was a whole lot like realizing a big spider knew where he was and was watching him from some crack in the wall. It was scary.

He shared that fear with Jamie.

Jamie said, “Tell me which crack, and I’ll take care of it for you.” Jamie said that not even looking up from his papers.

So Tyler told Barbara, “Jamie admires you.”

And she asked, “Jamie...who?”

Tyler blinked. She really didn’t know which man was Jamie. So Tyler was gentle. “We share an office. He’s Jamie Oliver. A fine lawyer. He looks at you with admiration.”

Barbara slitted her eyes and watched Tyler but she didn’t respond, so he went off. He could feel Barbara Nelson’s eyes under his clothes all the way down the hall. He shivered.

So then Barbara-who-was-now-referred-to-as-Miss Nelson met Tyler in the hall. She asked Tyler to lunch with her.

But he said earnestly, “I’ve a meeting with Kayla. She has a problem.”

He hadn’t even said thank you or looked directly at the woman. And he just went on off down the hall.

And he didn’t dare to look back to see if the prickles down his backside were actually from her lascivious stare.

He called Kayla at work and said, “If you have any sense of compassion at all, you’ll have lunch with me today. That barracuda who is Barbara Nelson has her eye on me.”

In a dead voice, his ex-wife said with no emphasis at all, “How exciting.”

“Don’t be nasty. You could help out a little. You owe me something.”

“I owe you something? I do not!”

“Kayla, you are the most compassionate woman I’ve ever known. I’m not asking you to come back home and get into my bed—” And the very idea of her doing that ruined his breathing. He was silent.

She sighed into the mouthpiece and said, “Okay. This once.”

He left his office early to avoid walking out with Miss Nelson...and having her glued to him for the lunch hour...with Kayla. No way.

At the bank, Tyler went to Kayla’s office before she was ready to leave it, and he sat patiently in the waiting room until Kayla came to fetch him.

Kayla groused, “Everybody in the building knows you’re here! They all think we’re bonding. This has got to be the last time I see you.”