Susan Andersen - Hot & Bothered

He kept his camera trained on her as she took the horse over the paddock fence and galloped across the high plains that spread out east of Denver. Once she was no longer identifiable through the lens, he packed up his equipment and headed down the road to where he’d left the dusty, beat-up old tan pickup truck he was using for this morning’s surveillance.

Forty-five minutes later he banged through the front door of Semper Fi Investigations, grinning when his office manager Gert MacDellar jumped and slapped a hand to her bony chest.

“Good Gawd, Almighty,” she snapped, glaring at him over the top of her rhinestone-studded cat’s-eye glasses. “You scared a dozen years off my life! And at my age, boy, I can’t afford to lose a single minute, much less more than a decade.”

“As if you aren’t gonna outlive us all, Mac.” John hooked a leg over the corner of her desk, perching a bun on its solid oak corner. He handed her the camcorder. “Download this for the Colorado Insurance file. Then tally up the final invoice to include three and a half hours for today.”

Her faded blue eyes, which were several shades lighter than her rigidly upswept hair, lit up behind the pristine lenses of her glasses. “You got her?”

“Yes, ma’am. Dead to rights.”

Gert whooped and plugged the high-tech digital camcorder into its docking station. Downloading its contents with one hand, she used the other to pull a short stack of pink “While You Were Out” slips from beneath a chunk of polished quartz. “Here. You had a few calls.”

John read the first slip, then slid it to the back of the stack. He handed the second message back to Gert. “Give this one to Les,” he said referring to the engineer he’d recently hired to handle the increased spate of product liability cases that had been coming his way. Scanning the next message, he narrowed his eyes and looked back up, pinning Gert in place as he thrust that one, too, at her.

“You know I don’t do domestic cases anymore.”

“Well, you oughtta,” she said unrepentantly, making no move to take the slip. “They pay very well.”

“Yes, they do. They’re also chock-full of highly charged emotions and invasion of privacy problems, and frankly I’m not interested in sneaking around taking pictures of people having quickies. Now, if one of the spouses is hiding assets on the other, I’m your man, and I’ll be more than happy to ferret them out. But if they just want someone to dig up dirt they can use to bury their partner, refer ’em to the Hayden Agency down in LoDo.” He dropped the message slip onto the desk.

Gert huffed and gave her lacquered updo a comforting pat, but she argued no further and John looked at the last note.

And smiled. “All right, now this looks much more my thing. Give me a runaway any day of the week.” Settling himself more comfortably on the edge of the desk, he gave Gert his full attention. “Tell me about this one.”

She perked up, her disgruntlement forgotten. “Have you read about that tycoon down in Colorado Springs who got himself stabbed through the heart with a letter opener?”

“Yeah. Somebody—Somebody Hamilton, wasn’t it?”

“Ford Evans Hamilton. His daughter, Victoria, is our potential client. Well, I actually talked to the lawyer, but you get my drift. Ms. Hamilton’s seventeen-year-old half brother, Jared, disappeared the same day Daddy bought the farm.”

“The kid kill him?”

“According to Robert Rutherford, the attorney, Ms. Hamilton, or Evans Hamilton, or whatever she calls herself, swears young Jared isn’t capable of that kind of violence. But he’s been in trouble before—and he’s definitely a person of interest to the police, so she’d like to locate him before they do. Apparently he has a tendency to give a lot of attitude when he’s cornered or scared and she knows that lipping off to the cops won’t improve his situation.”

Having suffered similar tendencies as a youth, John could readily identify with the teenager and he flashed his office manager a big, feral smile. “Then isn’t it lucky for her that her lawyer called in the best.” It wasn’t couched as a question.

“Lord, you are the cocky one.” Gert bared her own bright white dentures. “It’s one of the things I’ve always liked best about you.”

He laughed. “Aw, Mac, admit it, you like everything about me. We’re so compatible, in fact, I’m surprised we haven’t run off and gotten hitched by now.”

Her puckered mouth looked as if she’d sucked a lemon, but John knew the flush tinting her cheeks stemmed from pleasure, not disapproval. She loved being teased, but he was more likely to see her update her stuck-in-the-fifties look sometime in the new millennium than ever hear her admit it.

As if reading his mind, she gave him a stern look over the top of her glasses. “I swear you could go to a wake and end up flirting with the corpse.”

He slapped a hand to his heart. “Why, Gert MacDellar, I’m crushed you’d think so. You know I’d only do that if the corpse were female.”

Her lips quirked, which was no doubt what prompted the impatient flip of her fingers that waved him off. “Get out of here, you fool. Go call that lawyer back and make us some money.”

“Yes, ma’am.” He snapped off a smart salute. “I know how you love those billable hours.” Then he rose from the desk and headed for his office to talk to a man about a case.

VICTORIA KNEW SHE HAD TO get a grip. Sometimes, though, that was a lot easier said than done and, pacing the parlor of her late father’s mansion, she freely admitted her emotions were in chaos.

At the small, quiet core of her, she was simply glad to be back. As much as she loved the hustle and bustle and history-soaked atmosphere of London, it wasn’t home, and she’d never quite gotten past feeling like a dispossessed expatriate while living there. She’d only gone in the first place because her aunt Fiona was there and, more importantly, because she’d needed to get Esme out of Father’s range before he could screw up her daughter the way he’d screwed up her and Jared.

But as glad as she was to finally be home, the circumstances gave her no peace at all. Her father was dead. And not merely gone forever—which heaven knew would have been traumatic enough, given all her unresolved feelings for him—but murdered.

Damn him. Half the time he’d been such a bastard. Most of the time, really. But he’d still been her father, and no one deserved to die the way he had.

Yet, wasn’t it just typical of him to go out in a blaze of notoriety? He’d never minded that for himself, with his increasingly younger wives and his cutthroat business practices. But when she or Jared made even a fraction of the waves Ford Evans Hamilton had, he’d given them no end of grief. The two of them had been expected to be good little Hamilton clones always, and there was a part of her that was steamed her father had died on her before she could unload just once her opinion of his parenting skills.

Which of course made her feel guilty, which in turn rendered her so twitchy she could barely sit still for more than twenty seconds running. So here she was, waiting for her lawyer to show up with a private eye in tow. Dear Lord. Whoever would have guessed she’d live to see the day The Maltese Falcon intersected the life of an Evans Hamilton? Old film noir images of men in fedoras who referred to women as dames and legs as gams kept flicking through her mind.

A bark of laughter that sounded dangerously close to hysteria escaped Victoria and she slapped a hand over her mouth to contain it. Carefully, she regulated her breathing.

Okay, let’s try not to lose it here. She focused on a priceless piece of art showcased on one of the sitting room’s pale yellow, watered-silk-covered walls. Just don’t think about any of this too closely. Take it minute by minute, and let the details blur. And if that smacked suspiciously of The Ostrich School of Coping Skills, so be it. The only way she knew how to deal with this mess was one problem at a time. Anything else was too overwhelming.