Derek Landy - Skulduggery Pleasant - Books 1 - 12

Skulduggery Pleasant , Playing With Fire , The Faceless Ones , Dark Days , Mortal Coil , Death Bringer , Kingdom of the Wicked , Last Stand of Dead Men , The Dying of the Light , Resurrection , Midnight and Bedlam first published in Great Britain by HarperCollins Children’s Books in 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2017, 2018 and 2019

Published in this ebook pack edition in 2019

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Source ISBNs: 9780007279005 (Skulduggery Pleasant), 9780007302123 (Skulduggery Pleasant: Playing with Fire), 9780007318285 (Skulduggery Pleasant: The Faceless Ones), 9780007325979 (Skulduggery Pleasant: Dark Days), 9780007326013 (Skulduggery Pleasant: Mortal Coil), 9780007326037 (Skulduggery Pleasant: Death Bringer), 9780007480210 (Skulduggery Pleasant: Kingdom of the Wicked), 9780007489237 (Skulduggery Pleasant: Last Stand of Dead Men), 9780007489282 (Skulduggery Pleasant: The Dying of the Light), 9780008219581 (Skulduggery Pleasant: Resurrection), 9780008284602 (Skulduggery Pleasant: Midnight), 9780008295660 (Skulduggery Pleasant: Bedlam)

Ebook Edition © May 2019 ISBN: 9780008318208

Version: 2019-05-01

Contents

Cover

Title Page

Copyright

Skulduggery Pleasant

Skulduggery Pleasant: Playing With Fire

Skulduggery Pleasant: The Faceless Ones

Skulduggery Pleasant: Dark Days

Skulduggery Pleasant: Mortal Coil

Skulduggery Pleasant: Death Bringer

Skulduggery Pleasant: Kingdom of the Wicked

Skulduggery Pleasant: Last Stand of Dead Men

Skulduggery Pleasant: The Dying of the Light

Skulduggery Pleasant: Resurrection

Skulduggery Pleasant: Midnight

Skulduggery Pleasant: Bedlam

About the Author

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This book is dedicated to my parents, John and Barbara.

Dad – this is for your bizarrely unwavering support and unflinching faith.

Barbs – this is for that look on your face when I told you the good news.

I owe you absolutely everything and, y’know, I suppose it’s entirely possible that I feel some, like, degree of affection towards the two of you…

Title Page Dedication Chapter One: Stephanie Chapter Two: The Will Chapter Three: Little Girl, All Alone Chapter Four: The Secret War Chapter Five: Meeting China Sorrows Chapter Six: A Man Apart Chapter Seven: Serpine Chapter Eight: Ghastly Chapter Nine: The Troll Beneath Westminster Bridge Chapter Ten: The Gal In Black Chapter Eleven: The Little Bit Of Crime Chapter Twelve: Vampires Chapter Thirteen: The Red Right Hand Chapter Fourteen: Elemental Magic Chapter Fifteen: The Torture Room Chapter Sixteen: What’s In A Name? Chapter Seventeen: A Fabulous Rescue Indeed Chapter Eighteen: On The Roof, At Night Chapter Nineteen: The Experiment Chapter Twenty: The Family Curse Chapter Twenty One: The Cave Chapter Twenty Two: The Sceptre Of The Ancients Chapter Twenty Three: Thoughts On Dying Horribly Chapter Twenty Four: Planning For Murder Chapter Twenty Five: The White Cleaver Chapter Twenty Six: The Last Stand Of… Chapter Twenty Seven: No Calm Before The Storm Chapter Twenty Eight: Carnage Chapter Twenty Nine: Deep In Dublin, Death Chapter Thirty: An End, A Beginning

1

ordon Edgley’s sudden death came as a shock to everyone – not least himself. One moment he was in his study, seven words into the twenty-fifth sentence of the final chapter of his new book And The Darkness Rained Upon Them , and the next he was dead. A tragic loss , his mind echoed numbly as he slipped away.

The funeral was attended by family and acquaintances but not many friends. Gordon hadn’t been a well-liked figure in the publishing world, for although the books he wrote – tales of horror and magic and wonder – regularly reared their heads in the bestseller lists, he had the disquieting habit of insulting people without realising it, then laughing at their shock. It was at Gordon’s funeral, however, that Stephanie Edgley first caught sight of the gentleman in the tan overcoat.

He was standing under the shade of a large tree, away from the crowd, the coat buttoned up all the way despite the warmth of the afternoon. A scarf was wrapped around the lower half of his face and even from her position on the far side of the grave, Stephanie could make out the wild and frizzy hair that escaped from the wide brimmed hat he wore low over his gigantic sunglasses. She watched him, intrigued by his appearance. And then, like he knew he was being observed, he turned and walked back through the rows of headstones, and disappeared from sight.

After the service, Stephanie and her parents travelled back to her dead uncle’s house, over a humpbacked bridge and along a narrow road that carved its way through thick woodland. The gates were heavy and grand and stood open, welcoming them into the estate. The grounds were vast and the old house itself was ridiculously big.

There was an extra door in the living room, a door disguised as a bookcase, and when she was younger Stephanie liked to think that no one else knew about this door, not even Gordon himself. It was a secret passageway, like in the stories she’d read, and she’d make up adventures about haunted houses and smuggled treasure. This secret passageway would always be her escape route, and the imaginary villains in these adventures would be dumbfounded by her sudden and mysterious disappearance. But now this door, this secret passageway, stood open, and there was a steady stream of people through it, and she was saddened that this little piece of magic had been taken from her.