Lynne Reid Banks - Harry the Poisonous Centipede

Lynne Reid Banks

Illustrated by Tom Ross

First published in hardback in Great Britain by Collins in 1996 First published in paperback by Collins in 1996. This edition published by Harper Collins Children’s Books in 2012. Harper Collins Children’s Books is a division of HarperCollinsPublishers Ltd

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Illustrations copyright © Tony Ross 1996

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Ebook Edition © DECEMBER 2012 ISBN: 9780007402885

Version: 2019-04-03

For Emily

Title Page

Copyright

Dedication

Table of Contents

Harry’s World

1. About Harry

2. Belinda Tells a Scary Story

3. The Warning

4. The Pool

5. Harry Upside Down

6. The Lie

7. About George

8. The Thing

9. George to the Rescue

10. The Feast

11. George Wants a Thrill

12. Looking at the Up-Pipe

13. Harry Learns to Swim

14. Bright-time Adventure

15. Looking at a Hoo-Min

16. Belinda to the Rescue

17. The Hoo-Min Strikes

18. The Run for Safety

19. George Gets a Spanking

20. Smoke!

21. Escape

22. The Living Ladder

23. Up the Up-Pipe

24. Bad Smell and Silence

25. The Blanket Tunnel

26. The Meat-mountain

27. The Lovely Wet Tunnel

28. The Earthquak

29. The Chase

30. Down the Up-Pipe

31. The Long Way Home

32. The Toad Hunt

33. A New World

More than a Story...

10 Weird and Wonderful Facts About Poisonous Centipedes

Centipede-speak

Wht dd y sy, Hrry?

Weird Food

Puzzling Parents

Are You Scared of Creepy-Crawlies? Quiz

Make a Scary Bug Headdress

About the Author

Also by the Author

About the Publisher

Harry was a poisonous centipede.

You may think that’s not a very nice thing to be. But Harry thought it was fine. He’d never been anything else, and he liked being what he was.

If you’d told him centipedes are nasty scary creepy-crawlies, he would have been very surprised and rather hurt.

And if you’d told him that biting things with poisonous pincers was wrong or cruel, he would probably have told you not to be ridiculous. How else would he get anything to eat, or defend himself from creatures wanting to eat him ?

Of course, you couldn’t have talked to Harry like that, even if you’d met him, because he couldn’t have understood you. Harry could only speak to other centipedes in Centipedish. In fact, his real name wasn’t Harry at all. It was (as nearly as I can write it) Hxzltl.

Hxzltl?

Yes. You see the problem at once. There are no vowel-sounds in Centipedish, just a sort of very faint crackling. What you could do is put in some vowel-sounds – some a’s, e’s, i’s, o’s and u’s – so that you can try to say his real name. Then you could call him Hixzalittle. Or Hoxzalottle. Or perhaps even Haxzaluttle. But still you wouldn’t be anywhere near the real sound of his name.

Which is why I call him Harry.

He lived in a very hot country – what we call the Tropics – with his mother.

Now, please don’t start asking what her name was. Oh no. Please. Oh… All right. Here goes. It was Bkvlbbchk. Bikvilababchuk? Bokvaliboobchak? Bakvolobibchawk? I don’t know. Why bother? We’ll never get it right. Let’s call her Belinda.

Belinda was also, of course, a poisonous centipede. A very large one – a good eight inches long, or twenty centimetres, if you want to be metric about it. Just imagine, eight inches of shiny, black, swift-moving centipede – a twenty-centi-centipede! Her body was something like a caterpillar’s, in segments, but covered with hard, shiny, dark stuff – a sort of suit of armour, which is called a cuticle.

Now, if you know a bit of Latin you’ll know that “centipede” means “one hundred feet”. Some kinds of centipede do have that many, but Harry’s kind didn’t. Harry and his mother had twenty-one segments with one pair of legs to each segment. Which makes forty-two legs. Each.

Quite a lot to keep track of, when you think about it, but neither Belinda nor Harry ever did think about it. Any more than you would think how difficult – Harry would have said, impossible – it is to move about on two legs. They just did it.

And did it, when they had to, very, very fast indeed.

Harry actually didn’t know just how fast he could run, until the Dreadful Time when, despite his mother’s sternest warning, he went Up the Up-Pipe. Which is the story I’m going to tell you.

When I get round to it. There are some other stories to tell first.