Harry the Poisonous Centipede
A story to make you squirm
Lynne Reid Banks
Illustrated by Tom Ross
First published in hardback in Great Britain by Collins in 1996 First published in paperback by Collins in 1996. This edition published by Harper Collins Children’s Books in 2012. Harper Collins Children’s Books is a division of HarperCollinsPublishers Ltd
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For Emily
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Table of Contents
Harry’s World
1. About Harry
2. Belinda Tells a Scary Story
3. The Warning
4. The Pool
5. Harry Upside Down
6. The Lie
7. About George
8. The Thing
9. George to the Rescue
10. The Feast
11. George Wants a Thrill
12. Looking at the Up-Pipe
13. Harry Learns to Swim
14. Bright-time Adventure
15. Looking at a Hoo-Min
16. Belinda to the Rescue
17. The Hoo-Min Strikes
18. The Run for Safety
19. George Gets a Spanking
20. Smoke!
21. Escape
22. The Living Ladder
23. Up the Up-Pipe
24. Bad Smell and Silence
25. The Blanket Tunnel
26. The Meat-mountain
27. The Lovely Wet Tunnel
28. The Earthquak
29. The Chase
30. Down the Up-Pipe
31. The Long Way Home
32. The Toad Hunt
33. A New World
More than a Story...
10 Weird and Wonderful Facts About Poisonous Centipedes
Centipede-speak
Wht dd y sy, Hrry?
Weird Food
Puzzling Parents
Are You Scared of Creepy-Crawlies? Quiz
Make a Scary Bug Headdress
About the Author
Also by the Author
About the Publisher
Harry was a poisonous centipede.
You may think that’s not a very nice thing to be. But Harry thought it was fine. He’d never been anything else, and he liked being what he was.
If you’d told him centipedes are nasty scary creepy-crawlies, he would have been very surprised and rather hurt.
And if you’d told him that biting things with poisonous pincers was wrong or cruel, he would probably have told you not to be ridiculous. How else would he get anything to eat, or defend himself from creatures wanting to eat him ?
Of course, you couldn’t have talked to Harry like that, even if you’d met him, because he couldn’t have understood you. Harry could only speak to other centipedes in Centipedish. In fact, his real name wasn’t Harry at all. It was (as nearly as I can write it) Hxzltl.
Hxzltl?
Yes. You see the problem at once. There are no vowel-sounds in Centipedish, just a sort of very faint crackling. What you could do is put in some vowel-sounds – some a’s, e’s, i’s, o’s and u’s – so that you can try to say his real name. Then you could call him Hixzalittle. Or Hoxzalottle. Or perhaps even Haxzaluttle. But still you wouldn’t be anywhere near the real sound of his name.
Which is why I call him Harry.
He lived in a very hot country – what we call the Tropics – with his mother.
Now, please don’t start asking what her name was. Oh no. Please. Oh… All right. Here goes. It was Bkvlbbchk. Bikvilababchuk? Bokvaliboobchak? Bakvolobibchawk? I don’t know. Why bother? We’ll never get it right. Let’s call her Belinda.
Belinda was also, of course, a poisonous centipede. A very large one – a good eight inches long, or twenty centimetres, if you want to be metric about it. Just imagine, eight inches of shiny, black, swift-moving centipede – a twenty-centi-centipede! Her body was something like a caterpillar’s, in segments, but covered with hard, shiny, dark stuff – a sort of suit of armour, which is called a cuticle.
Now, if you know a bit of Latin you’ll know that “centipede” means “one hundred feet”. Some kinds of centipede do have that many, but Harry’s kind didn’t. Harry and his mother had twenty-one segments with one pair of legs to each segment. Which makes forty-two legs. Each.
Quite a lot to keep track of, when you think about it, but neither Belinda nor Harry ever did think about it. Any more than you would think how difficult – Harry would have said, impossible – it is to move about on two legs. They just did it.
And did it, when they had to, very, very fast indeed.
Harry actually didn’t know just how fast he could run, until the Dreadful Time when, despite his mother’s sternest warning, he went Up the Up-Pipe. Which is the story I’m going to tell you.
When I get round to it. There are some other stories to tell first.
2. Belinda Tells a Scary Story
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