Pip Bird - The Naughtiest Unicorn and the School Disco

For Justin – RLO

For Pip and Lori – LB

For Tilda – David O’Connell

Cover and interior illustrations by David O’Connell

Special thanks to Rebecca Lewis-Oakes and Liz Bankes

Text first published in Great Britain in 2019 by Egmont UK Limited

The Yellow Building, 1 Nicholas Road, London W11 4AN

Text copyright © 2019 Egmont UK Ltd

Illustrations copyright © 2019 David O’Connell

First e-book edition 2019

ISBN 978 1 4052 9481 2

Ebook ISBN 978 1 4052 9482 9

www.egmont.co.uk

A CIP catalogue record for this title is available from the British Library

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Contents

Cover

Dedication and Copyright page For Justin – RLO For Pip and Lori – LB For Tilda – David O’Connell Cover and interior illustrations by David O’Connell Special thanks to Rebecca Lewis-Oakes and Liz Bankes Text first published in Great Britain in 2019 by Egmont UK Limited The Yellow Building, 1 Nicholas Road, London W11 4AN Text copyright © 2019 Egmont UK Ltd Illustrations copyright © 2019 David O’Connell First e-book edition 2019 ISBN 978 1 4052 9481 2 Ebook ISBN 978 1 4052 9482 9 www.egmont.co.uk A CIP catalogue record for this title is available from the British Library All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, or stored in a database or retrieval system, without the prior written permission of the publisher. Stay safe online. Any website addresses listed in this book are correct at the time of going to print. However, Egmont is not responsible for content hosted by third parties. Please be aware that online content can be subject to change and websites can contain content that is unsuitable for children. We advise that all children are supervised when using the internet. Egmont takes its responsibility to the planet and its inhabitants very seriously. We aim to use papers from well-managed forests run by responsible suppliers.

Title Page

Map

Chapter One:Back to Unicorn School!

Chapter Two:The School Disco Committee

Chapter Three:Glitter Fever . . .

Chapter Four:Quest Countdown

Chapter Five:The Crystal Maze Mine

Chapter Six:Glitter Slime Gorge

Chapter Seven:To the Rescue!

Chapter Eight:Disco Disaster

Chapter Nine:Friends Together

Chapter Ten:Dave Does Disco!

DAZZLING DISCO QUIZ

UNICORN JOKES

Back series promotional page

It was a cloudy Tuesday afternoon and Mira was dancing around the kitchen with her cat, Pickles. Mira’s older sister, Rani, rolled her eyes as she finished the after-dinner washing-up (her chore for that week), and flicked water at them as they twirled past the sink.

‘Bleurgh!’ spluttered Mira as a washing-up bubble landed in her mouth.

Rani dried her hands on a tea towel and snatched Pickles off Mira. ‘My turn! Right, Pickles, you can be my unicorn,’ she said. ‘I need to practise my moves for the school disco.’

As Rani and Pickles swept past her, Mira had to admit that Rani was an annoyingly good dancer. Rani and her unicorn Angelica were annoyingly good at lots of things. The trophy shelf in their living room was full of all Rani’s medals and trophies from winning loads of Unicorn School quests and competitions. Mira had just two medals so far.

Mira and Rani both went to Unicorn School. It was a magical place where pupils were matched with their Unicorn Best Friend Forever (UBFF) and had all kinds of brilliant quests and adventures!

It was almost time to go back to Unicorn School and Mira was BEYOND EXCITED to see her UBFF Dave. He wasn’t exactly how she’d imagined her perfect unicorn to be . . . he could be a bit naughty. And greedy. And he fell asleep in all of their lessons. But they had so much fun together. And the disco was going to be the most fun EVER. She couldn’t imagine anything better in the entire world than spinning round the dancefloor with Dave!

Later that night Mira lay in bed, too excited to sleep. She took out her diary from her bedside table and started thinking about all of the awesome things she was going to do with Dave. And with Darcy and Raheem – her two human best friends at Unicorn School.

Thinking about Dave made Mira smile. He always made everything super fun, often in unexpected ways. Sure, he sometimes had to be bribed with snacks to do things. And sometimes he caused a teeny, tiny bit of havoc. And he held the Unicorn School record for farting in class. But he didn’t mean to be naughty. Dave was Mira’s UBFF and she loved him.

Mira tucked her diary back in the drawer and fell asleep.