Shelley Cooper - Promises, Promises

He nodded. “You want it flat out on the table, or sugar-coated?”

She squared her shoulders. “Flat out on the table.”

Tilting his head, he ran his gaze over her. “Okay. For starters, stop slouching. You’re tall. Accept it. And lose the suits. They’re way too businesslike, and I assume you have a figure under there, somewhere. Your legs, what little I can see of them, seem nice. You need to accentuate them. Buy lots of dresses. Short dresses. By short, I mean nothing longer than the top of your knees. And a push-up bra. It’ll give you cleavage.

“You also need to have a total makeover. Hair, nails, makeup, the works. Take notes. You need to get fitted for some contacts. And you need to go to the bookstore.”

Her eyebrows raised. “The bookstore?”

“The bookstore. I want you to buy every book you can find on attracting a man. Study them the way a theology student does the Bible. Once you’ve done all that, come see me, and we’ll talk some more.”

Gretchen couldn’t help laughing. “You sure you’re not secretly straight, and just waiting for the right moment to burst into the closet?”

He grinned back at her. “Not a chance. So, I assume this all has a purpose. Whom are we trying to attract?”

She told him about Jill, the tape and Marco Garibaldi.

“It must have been hard for you to listen to Jill’s voice like that.”

“In the beginning it was. After a while, though, it was just comforting. I miss her a lot, Gary.”

Sympathy filled his eyes. “I know you do. What do you plan on doing with the money?”

“I’m not entirely sure. I’ve scheduled some maintenance work on the house. I’ve also made an appointment for lasik surgery, so you don’t have to worry about me wearing glasses anymore.” She spread her arms. “Other than the makeover and a new wardrobe, I’m still thinking.”

“May I make a suggestion?”

“Of course.”

“Buy a sports car.”

“Why a sports car?”

“Because the car you’re driving now is ten years old, and there’s nothing sporty about it.”

“It’s a Volvo, Gary. It’ll still be going strong ten years from now.”

“And what does Volvo say, when the man you’re trying to seduce sees you in it? Especially a ten-year-old Volvo.”

Her smile was wry. “Point taken.”

“Good. Buy a sports car. Park it in your driveway. I guarantee it won’t be long before the illustrious Dr. Garibaldi will be begging to take you for a test drive.”

She raised her eyebrows at the vision Gary’s words formed in her brain. “The double entendre was deliberate, wasn’t it?”

“Of course.”

“You really think I have a chance?”

“Why would you doubt it?”

“Look at me, Gary. I’m not exactly the temptress type.”

“So what if you’re not a raving beauty. Neither are most supermodels before the makeup department gets their hands on them. All you need is a little confidence in yourself. A makeover and the appropriate wardrobe should give you that.”

“If you say so.”

“Smile for me, Gretchen.”

She curved her lips in a perfunctory motion.

“No.” He shook his head. “Really smile.”

This time the smile she gave him let him know how precious he was to her.

“Honey,” he said gently, “when you smile like that, you make me wish I hadn’t been born to an alternative lifestyle.”

“Have I ever told you how good you are for my ego?”

“A time or two.” Gary regarded her for a long minute. “Can I ask a personal question?”

“Sure.”

“Are you a virgin?”

Gretchen felt her cheeks heat. “I was engaged at one point, remember?”

“So?”

“No, Gary, I’m not a virgin.”

“Thank God.” He looked relieved. “There are some things I just can’t teach.”

Gretchen laughed. “I love you, Gary.”

“Where did that come from?” he asked, looking startled.

“From Jill. She told me to tell the people who are most important to me how much I care for them.”

He seemed to think it over, then his expression softened. “I love you, too. Now get a move on. You’ve got a lot of work to do. And I don’t mean in the office.”

“Thanks for the advice.” She headed for the door.

“Anytime. Know something? I like this. I’m starting to feel like Professor Higgins in My Fair Lady. Between you and me, I always thought the man was gay.”

Gretchen laughed. “Well, Professor Higgins,” she said, “I’ll let you dress me up and make me over. But I’m telling you right now, this Eliza Doolittle draws the line at filling her mouth with marbles and singing about the rain in Spain.”

“We’ll see about that.” Gary waggled an eyebrow at her.

Chuckling, Gretchen returned to her office. As she opened one of the Harrison files, she thought about what she’d jokingly told Gary. When it came down to it, for Marco Garibaldi she just might fill her mouth with marbles and sing about the rain in Spain. Because he was worth it.

His landlady had legs. Killer legs. Eye-popping legs. Long, gorgeous, endless legs. How had he never noticed?

As Marco unfolded his body from the car he’d just parked on his side of the garage, he let his gaze travel the length of Gretchen Montgomery’s legs to the simple black dress she wore, and he had his answer. He’d never noticed her legs because, before today, he’d never seen her hemline above her calf.

In his wildest imaginings, he’d never pictured her permitting said hemline to climb to thigh level, as it did now, or allowing the fabric of her dress to cling so tightly it looked as if it had been glued onto her. His mouth went dry when his gaze fastened on the low, square neckline. Not only did she have great legs, she also had cleavage. And one stunner of a figure.

“Wow,” he murmured under his breath, thinking that it was about time Gretchen Montgomery broke out of her shell.

Leaning back against his car, he loosened his shirt collar. The weather might have cooled to a balmy eighty degrees, but looking at his landlady in that dress definitely had him hot under the collar. Uncomfortably hot.

Sometime, during the three-and-a-half weeks since their midnight conversation on the front porch, she’d undergone a complete transformation. It was incredible. She was the caterpillar who had emerged a butterfly, Cinderella after her fairy godmother had outfitted her for the ball.

She’d cut her hair, he realized. Now he would never get a chance to run his fingers through its lustrous length. Instead of feeling regret, he couldn’t help admiring the appropriateness of the new style. Her now shoulder-length brown hair curled gently around her face, emphasizing her cheekbones, the curve of her chin and the elegant length of her neck. Should the occasion ever arise, her hair was still plenty long enough to run his fingers through.

She wasn’t wearing her glasses, and he saw that her eyes were a rich, chocolate brown. They still gleamed with the intelligence she couldn’t hide, but there was something else there, too. Amusement? Awareness of the effect she was having on him? As she leaned against her car, he saw that his landlady was inspecting him as closely as he was her.

Something was still up with her, that was for certain. Whatever it was, today Marco liked it a lot. After the day he’d had, she was a sight for sore eyes. Or, to take the trite analogy one step further, she was just what the doctor had ordered—he being the doctor in question.

It had to be a man, he decided, and wondered at the sour taste the thought left in his mouth. In his experience, no woman went to such trouble unless a man was involved.

“You like?” she asked.