L. Frank Baum - Aunt Jane's Nieces Abroad

L. Frank Baum

Aunt Jane’s Nieces Abroad

First published by Sheba Blake Publishing Corp. 2021

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The author is pleased to be able to present a sequel to “Aunt Jane’s Nieces,” the book which was received with so much favor last year. Yet it is not necessary one should have read the first book to fully understand the present volume, the characters being taken to entirely new scenes.

The various foreign localities are accurately described, so that those who have visited them will recognize them at once, while those who have not been so fortunate may acquire a clear conception of them. It was my good fortune to be an eye witness of the recent great eruption of Vesuvius.

Lest I be accused of undue sensationalism in relating the somewhat dramatic Sicilian incident, I will assure my reader that the story does not exaggerate present conditions in various parts of the island. In fact, Il Duca and Tato are drawn from life, although they did not have their mountain lair so near to Taormina as I have ventured to locate it. Except that I have adapted their clever system of brigandage to the exigencies of this story, their history is truly related. Many who have travelled somewhat outside the beaten tracks in Sicily will frankly vouch for this statement.

Italy is doing its best to suppress the Mafia and to eliminate brigandage from the beautiful islands it controls, but so few of the inhabitants are Italians or in sympathy with the government that the work of reformation is necessarily slow. Americans, especially, must exercise caution in travelling in any part of Sicily; yet with proper care not to tempt the irresponsible natives, they are as safe in Sicily as they are at home.

Aunt Jane’s nieces are shown to be as frankly adventurous as the average clear headed American girl, but their experiences amid the environments of an ancient and still primitive civilization are in no wise extraordinary.

It was Sunday afternoon in Miss Patricia Doyle’s pretty flat at 3708 Willing Square. In the small drawing room Patricia—or Patsy, as she preferred to be called—was seated at the piano softly playing the one “piece” the music teacher had succeeded in drilling into her flighty head by virtue of much patience and perseverance. In a thick cushioned morris-chair reclined the motionless form of Uncle John, a chubby little man in a gray suit, whose features were temporarily eclipsed by the newspaper that was spread carefully over them. Occasionally a gasp or a snore from beneath the paper suggested that the little man was “snoozing” as he sometimes gravely called it, instead of listening to the music.

Major Doyle sat opposite, stiffly erect, with his admiring eyes full upon Patsy. At times he drummed upon the arms of his chair in unison with the music, nodding his grizzled head to mark the time as well as to emphasize his evident approbation. Patsy had played this same piece from start to finish seven times since dinner, because it was the only one she knew; but the Major could have listened to it seven hundred times without the flicker of an eyelash. It was not that he admired so much the “piece” the girl was playing as the girl who was playing the “piece.” His pride in Patsy was unbounded. That she should have succeeded at all in mastering that imposing looking instrument—making it actually “play chunes”—was surely a thing to wonder at. But then, Patsy could do anything, if she but tried.

Suddenly Uncle John gave a dreadful snort and sat bolt upright, gazing at his companions with a startled look that melted into one of benign complacency as he observed his surroundings and realized where he was. The interruption gave Patsy an opportunity to stop playing the tune. She swung around on the stool and looked with amusement at her newly awakened uncle.

“You’ve been asleep,” she said.

“No, indeed; quite a mistake,” replied the little man, seriously. “I’ve only been thinking.”

“An’ such beaut chiful thoughts,” observed the Major, testily, for he resented the interruption of his Sunday afternoon treat. “You thought ‘em aloud, sir, and the sound of it was a bad imithation of a bullfrog in a marsh. You’ll have to give up eating the salad, sir.”

“Bah! don’t I know?” asked Uncle John, indignantly.

“Well, if your knowledge is better than our hearing, I suppose you do,” retorted the Major. “But to an ignorant individual like meself the impression conveyed was that you snored like a man that has forgotten his manners an’ gone to sleep in the prisence of a lady.”

“Then no one has a better right to do that,” declared Patsy, soothingly; “and I’m sure our dear Uncle John’s thoughts were just the most beautiful dreams in the world. Tell us of them, sir, and we’ll prove the Major utterly wrong.”

Even her father smiled at the girl’s diplomacy, and Uncle John, who was on the verge of unreasonable anger, beamed upon her gratefully.

“I’m going to Europe,” he said.

The Major gave an involuntary start, and then turned to look at him curiously.

“And I’m going to take Patsy along,” he continued, with a mischievous grin.

The Major frowned.

“Conthrol yourself, sir, until you are fully awake,” said he. “You’re dreaming again.”

Patsy swung her feet from side to side, for she was such a little thing that the stool raised her entirely off the floor. There was a thoughtful look on her round, freckled face, and a wistful one in her great blue eyes as the full meaning of Uncle John’s abrupt avowal became apparent.

The Major was still frowning, but a half frightened expression had replaced the one of scornful raillery. For he, too, knew that his eccentric brother-in-law was likely to propose any preposterous thing, and then carry it out in spite of all opposition. But to take Patsy to Europe would be like pulling the Major’s eye teeth or amputating his good right arm. Worse; far worse! It would mean taking the sunshine out of her old father’s sky altogether, and painting it a grim, despairing gray.

But he resolved not to submit without a struggle.

“Sir,” said he, sternly—he always called his brother-in-law “sir” when he was in a sarcastic or reproachful mood—“I’ve had an idea for some time that you were plotting mischief. You haven’t looked me straight in the eye for a week, and you’ve twice been late to dinner. I will ask you to explain to us, sir, the brutal suggestion you have just advanced.”