Dewey Lambdin - A King`s Commander

Twigg perked up a bit, stepped back into his proper element-the shadows-as a lady appeared in the small nimbus of light before the lodging-house entry. Claudia Mastandrea, whistling up her coach, still nipping and tucking to complete dressing, concealing her hastily donned state with a shawl, and a large, saucy hat. She looked up at the balcony, and Twigg went rigid with fear that he'd been spotted.

"Hullo," he muttered, though. She wasn't looking at him, she was looking to his right, at the lit windows of the apartment she had just fled. Rather forlornly, he thought in amazement. Even at that distance, in that dim light, her face appeared flushed. She spoke to the ostler, who trotted off to fetch her waiting coach.

Twigg slid sidewise, to peer out the crack between the doors, to have a clear, unmisted view of her, still well back in the shadows.

Claudia Mastandrea, he could see, was dabbing at her eyes, her breathing still deep and hitched. She opened her small string-purse to fetch out a lace handkerchief and… and dry her tears?

"Poor little bitch," Twigg murmured, as the entrancing-lovely mort allowed herself a shoulder-heaving sob, and buried her face for a moment in the handkerchief. "Damme, was he that pleasin'?"

She seemed to shake herself into composure, stiffen her back and throw up her head, as her coach arrived with a clatter. Almost archly, with what was left of her dignity, she was handed in. But just before the coach rocked and began to depart, there was one last mournful, and almost wistful, gaze aloft, to that beguiling window-glow. Then, away she went, into the night.

And Twigg allowed himself a smile, after all, and a deep breath of satisfaction.

"B'lieve our boy Lewrie came through, after all, Mister Peel," he muttered, going back to the center of the room for a top-up, and a long sip of a rather good red.

"How do you come by that, sir?" Peel sighed. "Thought it was a cock-up?"

"The signorina departed in tears, Peel."

"Failed, sir. Make anyone weep." Peel snorted. "And with that Aretino creature about, no more access to 'im, more's the pity."

"In tears, Mister Peel," Twigg pointed out. "Had she failed, I would have expected an aloof stiffness of carriage, a 'so-what?' flouncing. You know women, Peel. You know how much 'cross' they can put into the swish of their skirts. She didn't leave angry, or disappointed, I tell you. Heartbroken, more like. Embarrassed to be caught, but… I think she got what she came for. And a great deal more, besides. We will know, soon as we put it to Lewrie," Twigg mused, almost humming with glee. 'But I daresay we may 'bank' on it, now, hmm?"

"Her last letter we intercepted gave no hint," Peel complained of the fickleness of women. "Why'd she sail from San Fiorenzo now, at the worst possible time! 'Less she's a French agent, too, sir? Half-French, and all? Working for Choundas, not Pouzin? Or someone else?"

"No no, Peel," Twigg pooh-poohed. "Sweet, amusing, but hardly bright enough for this. Just damn' bad luck and timing. Missing her pretty sailor too much, I suspect. Damn her eyes."

"So what do we do about Miss Aretino now, sir?" Peel queried, his brow still creased in concern. "He can't explain this away, without he tells her too much. And, can we trust the little mort to keep mum, after, sir?"

"Ah, hmm…" Twigg pondered heavily. There came another gust of shrill shouting, the vituperative accusations of a woman wronged-and the gay tinkling of something else going smash. "Does Miss Aretino love him half as much as it sounds, Mister Peel, there is the possibility that she'd believe us. And keep mum, for him. After all, a few weeks will expose di Silvano and Signorina Mastandrea. And net us Choundas. After that, well… it's up to them to reconcile. Or not."

"Make her… recruitable, sir?" Peel suggested with a leer.

"No, not her, Mister Peel." Twigg grunted. "Consider her former trade, and estate. Entering our trade, Mademoiselle Aretino would be right back where she began … on her back. She'd never do that, even at Lewrie's bidding. He'd have to be the one to 'run' her, and neither could abide the thought of 'sharing.' He'd warn her off, in any event. To spite me, d'ye see. To protect what she's attained. I gather that Lewrie really is fond of her, Mister Peel. In for the penny, in for the pound, is our Lewrie. He's never lukewarm when it comes to his doxies. Damn' fool. Now, on the other hand, there is Claudia Mastandrea…"

"Sir?" Peel frowned again in puzzlement.

"A picture to conjure with, Peel," Twigg simpered with amusement. "Nothing feigned, there. More attracted to the lout than ever we could wish. Him for her, so it wouldn't be exactly arm-twisting to get Lewrie to play-up, again. Do they have a rencontre, before she's forced to go back to France once she's exposed and di Silvano cuts his losses. The possibilities of a continuing connection, hmm? A chance for us to turn her, doubled-back 'gainst her masters, hmm?"

"Well, possibly, sir." Peel nodded in understanding, amazed all over again by Mister Twigg's ability to consider every possible advantage, every possible use of people's weaknesses; making notes for his career.

The sounds of tumult had died down next door. With his glass to the wall, Twigg could discern weeping noises, some muffled explainings. Then a response from Phoebe Aretino, a hiccupy, louder cursing wail.

"Poor bastard," Peel said softly.

"Yes, Mister Peel, poor bastard." Twigg sighed, though with a wee grin on his face. "It is possible that we have laid their affair, and their mutual happiness, 'pon our sacred altar of Secrecy. Oh, well."

"Well, uhm…" Peel shrugged. "Should we go rescue him then, sir? Let her in on our doings? And Lewrie off the hook?"

"Such a verisimilitude Miss Aretino's arrival gave this night's work, Mister Peel," Twigg chuckled. "Now Claudia Mastandrea knows what a total cully he is over women, she may even be considering what use she may make of him, in future. Rescue?" Twigg thought aloud, as he found a heel of bread and some sliced provolone to savor from their picked-over repast. "Yes, I believe we should, at that."

But sat down at the table and began to root about for something else to nibble on, making a second cold supper, and pouring himself more wine. Sometimes cocking an ear to the ebb and rise of the angry, heartbroken slanging match going on next door.

"Uhm…" Peel prompted, after several long minutes had passed. "Will we be rescuing him anytime soon, then, Mister Twigg?"

"Soon, Peel, soon," Twigg said airily. "No rush. After all my dealings with the brute, Peel, I must confess to enjoying the sound of it. Quite relishin', in fact. Music to my old ears, my lad. Music to my ears!"

Reduced to t'gallants and jibs, Jester stood into Vado Bay at the tail end of November, after a pointless, but necessary, transit; rushed from Leghorn, south-about Sardinia to Port Mahon on Minorca, and then sent off to Gibraltar and back as an errand boy, bearing a heavy packet of dispatches, some pensioned-off soldiers and Marines, and the sea chests or campaign chests of officers who had perished, so they could be sent home to England.

There had been at least one tiny satisfaction; awaiting them at Gibraltar had been a set of orders left with the local Navy officials to allow Jester to make good her complement from the pick of hands newly arrived from England in the receiving hulks.

Twigg's way of making some small amends, Lewrie had discovered, though there was little joy of it. Little joy to be found in much of anything, at the rate things were going, he thought. Phoebe…

"An' I sink you are not like ozzer men," had been her parting, wailed, shot, no matter what Twigg and Peel had tried to say to her, no matter his own attempt, and pleadings. "I s'ink I trust you, Alain mon coeur, but… !"