“You don’t have to kill yourself,
it is already over.”
3.
Master: What is a hammer?
Student 1: It is shaped like a T and made of metal.
Student 2: It puts nails into walls.
Master: (pointing at wall) The feeling you get from that picture.
Stupid Ex-Boyfriend Writes Bad Poem
Also Known As:
(The Fashion Dream Failed)
(Toaster Strudel Rom Com)
(Makkoli on The Han)
(Stevie Nicks 1976 Singing Rhiannon live on a show called Midnight Express )
(Stevie Nicks is the music, Stevie Nicks became the Old Welsh Witch)
(A Small Gray Cat Knocks Things Off the Table, Wakes us Up)
(A Small Gray Excessively Furry Cat)
(Yeah, Our Relationship was a Non Sequitur)
(Annoying Ex-Boyfriend Annoys Annoys Annoys)
(Bon Iver’s Skinny Love)
1.
Agency!!!
I won’t take your agency away anymore.
I won’t do anything to/for/with you anymore
and you won’t
do anything to/for/with me anymore
an absolute silence
between us
2.
I should say thank you—
You taught me how to be cool,
you taught me how to wear clothes that fit.
I put down the black hoody
and baggy blue jeans.
Now I wear Japanese jeggings
and American Apparel.
You actually made me really happy
and sometimes you were tender.
Your most tender moment was during
the taxi rides home from Hongdae.
A long 45 minute ride drunk at 5am.
I always fell asleep, you would
hold me like I was a baby, so sweet.
But then you would wake me up in Gunpo,
because you were afraid of speaking Korean,
to say, “여기, 여기”
I thought I had Stevie Nicks,
1976 Stevie Nicks
tenderness mixed with drugs
and early morning bloody marys.
my own Stevie,
my own gypsy.
I looked at Stevie Nicks’ Wiki page,
Stevie Nicks sleeps alone at night.
3.
Not even
Sailor Moon
could save our relationship
Moon crisis
4.
We met at a coffee shop
in southeast Portland
lightly snowing
I sat with Lisa.
Mutual friend
on her couch
she handed me organic tea—
Remember we did a video
on Adderall
Lisa kept smoking weed
it was funny
Lisa asks,
“What do you have?”
“A Martin guitar.”
“Must be freeing to have nothing.”
“The things I wanted I didn’t own.”
5.
I preferred when you cuddled me
your little gymnast arm
slightly furry
holding me firmly
I would hold your bicep
with my left hand.
6.
The idea you exist.
It isn’t an idea.
You factually exist.
That you exist somewhere
going to work, doing the dishes,
doing yoga, probably even smiling at times,
And I have to pretend you don’t exist
Seems odd.
The idea
of you being happy
mildly
pisses me off
I am a white man
with blue eyes
even a little fit
books published
college degree
GPA 3.3
What gave you the right
to leave me?
What kangaroo court
did you find?
That granted the ruling
to leave me?
7.
I think our song
was “Home” by
Edward Sharpe
and the Magnetic Zeros
You sang it to me
shirtless
in B’s apartment
at that highly
sexualized/politicized party.
I always told myself
it was “Home.”
But if you were asked,
you would probably laugh
and not have an answer—
8.
On Sundays
On warm days
we would go to Seoul.
You always loved crossing the river by subway.
I loved it too.
Bought a bottle of makkoli,
filled our little paper cups,
sat by the river.
Someone jumped off the Mapo Bridge once,
we watched policemen
on boats
with long hooks
fish for a human body—
We didn’t feel compassion
but interest as foreigners
seeing Korean suicide rituals
9.
I am on so much medication
now
I don’t even know
if you ever loved me
or if I ever loved you
or if we ever loved each other.
10.
Noah Cicero tried to analyze
what is The Pain he feels
The Pain that caused all the panic attacks
and fear
and the inability to see any options
The Pain that closed off
the future
and now.
Noah Cicero said to a lizard
in the desert.
The lizard scurried,
then rested by a cactus.
“Do I still love her?
or am I afraid
to want anything.
Is that enlightenment?
To tell oneself,
the world is on fire,
to want the world,
will only lead to getting burnt.
Or am I just being a wimp,
and the suffering is fun
just as much fun as the fun?”
A wind flooded the desert,
nothing moved
the desert plants and animals
were strong enough
to handle the wind.
11.
But what is
The Pain?
That you are gone?
That you left me without asking?
A genetic problem that has nothing to do with you?
That I did this to myself and view The Pain as pleasurable?
Because of childhood experiences?
I do not have enough data
to answer
but the answer isn’t required
Can’t pay the bills with answers
12.
I fell in love with you
during penetration
Haven’t had sex in eleven months,
you were the last person I had sex with.
I have this belief if I don’t have sex
for a year
I will be like a virgin again.
I tried to have sex at the six month point—
But my brain saw you—
and my penis became limp.
Seems really fucking stupid, Noah.
13.
Since September,
when we shared a bed.
I’ve changed a lot.
I exercise now,
stopped smoking,
stand straight up,
stopped listening to stupid political shows
on YouTube.
Now instead of debating philosophy
and politics, and then eventually
becoming a loud embarrassing dick
I talk about zen, reincarnation, and even shamans—
probably because I can’t hack reality anymore.
If we speak to each other,
we turn into our dead selves—
the overgrown ruins of ourselves.
Since I am a writer, fans
will visit my wrecked ruins.
And they ask me, “Noah
come with us.”
And I say now,
“Oh you can go,
I don’t even know the path anymore,
I will stay here
among the casinos and palm trees.”
My fans returned
and I ask,
“How was it there?”
They replied,
“Beautiful.”
14.
You aren’t even a real person
anymore.
A mythology?
I have made you into
a vicious tribe of Apaches.
They have me trapped,
but I have the high ground,
and I kill all the Apaches,
one by one,
myth by myth,
dream by dream
Murakami by Murakami
There was blood everywhere,
after I walked away with a limp.
15.
I will not lie
sometimes I see
a pack of Sour Patches
and
I
want to
scream
16.
When I watched you leave
at the Incheon Airport
I knew you were gone.
You wrote one last text.
“I love you peanut.”
I stared at it.
We would no longer
eat pizza together,
cuddle and watch RuPaul’s Drag Race .
It was all over.
See, I have mommy issues,
and to live in a bubble with a woman
is heaven.
When I got back to my room
in Seongnam.
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