Harry Turtledove - Liberating Atlantis

Frederick only shrugged. He knew he had the word right, though. When you soaked the dried vegetables in water, they regained a faint resemblance to what they'd been once upon a time. You could eat them, even if Frederick, like Lorenzo, had trouble seeing why anyone would want to.

Lorenzo waved the question aside and came back to more important things: "What are we going to do to stop the white devils? Sure doesn't look like we can starve them back to New Marseille."

"No. It doesn't," Frederick admitted glumly.

"Well, then?" Lorenzo's voice seemed sharper than a serpent's tooth. The comparison came from the Bible, though Frederick couldn't remember exactly where.

But he did have an answer for his copperskinned marshal, even if Lorenzo hadn't expected him to: "As long as we don't lose, we win. As long as we keep on fighting, keep on making trouble, we win. Sooner or later, the United States of Atlantis'll decide we cost more than we're worth-too much money, too much time, too much blood. That's when they decide they better start talkin' instead of fightin'."

"You sound sure, anyway." By the way Lorenzo said it, he was far from sure himself. He did unbend enough to ask, "How come you sound so sure?"

"On account of that's the way my grandfather licked the redcoats," Frederick answered. "He hung around and he hung around and he hung around, till finally they got sick of the whole business. That's why there are the United States of Atlantis today."

"And a fat lot of good they do us, too," Lorenzo said.

"Oh, things could be worse," Frederick said. "Some of the islands south of here-the ones the Spaniards still hold-the way they treat slaves makes Atlantis seem like a kiss on the cheek. And the Empire of Huy-Braseal, in southern Terranova, that's supposed to be just as bad, or maybe even worse."

"But I ain't in any one of those places. I'm here," Lorenzo said pointedly. "If they catch me, they'll kill me. How does it get any worse than that?"

Frederick had had a similar thought not long before. "Don't suppose it does," he replied. "Thing is, then, not to let 'em catch us, right?"

"Right." Lorenzo's head bobbed up and down. "First sensible thing you've said in quite a while-you know that?"

"Well, I try," Frederick said. They both laughed. Why not? They were-for the moment, for as long as their followers could hold off the white soldiers, or until the Atlantean government got sick of what looked like an endless, hopeless war-free men. Despite all the qualifications, this tenuous freedom was as much as Frederick had ever had. While he had it, he aimed to make the most of it.

Jeremiah Stafford fixed Colonel Sinapis with a glare that would have reduced any government functionary back in New Hastings to a quivering pile of gelatin. "We aren't pressing them anywhere near so hard as we might," Stafford said. He could have made the statement sound no more ominous had he demanded Have you stopped beating your wife? Whatever Sinapis answered would be wrong.

Or so Stafford thought. The officer, however, declined to turn gelatinous. "You wanted us to rush into that Happy Valley, too, your Excellency," Sinapis said. "How many casualties do you suppose that would have cost us? It would have been the worst disaster since Austerlitz, or maybe since Arminius massacred the Romans in the Teutoberg Forest in the year 9."

Quinctilius Varus! Give me back my legions! Stafford remembered the Emperor Augustus' anguished cry from his own slog through Suetonius in his university days. Consul Stafford! Give me back my soldiers! just didn't have the same ring. But would it have come to that? He didn't think so.

"We could have whipped those savages," he said.

"I'm sure Varus thought the same thing," Colonel Sinapis replied. "Sometimes, your Excellency, you have to know when not to fight."

That was bound to be true, in war as in a barroom argument. All the same, Stafford said, "It sometimes seems to me that you abuse the privilege of not fighting, Colonel."

"Isn't that interesting?" Colonel Sinapis said. Then he turned on his heel and walked away.

Stafford gaped. He'd been a Senator before he was chosen Consul, and a prominent man before he was elected Senator. How could it be otherwise? Only prominent men reached the Senate; one measure of an Atlantean's prominence was whether he reached the Senate. No one had had the nerve to be openly rude to him for many years.

"Come back here, you!" he snapped, as if Sinapis were an uppity house slave.

The colonel stopped, but did not return. "No," he said calmly, and made as if to walk off again.

Before he could, Stafford's voice went deadly cold: "Have you a friend with whom my friends may discuss this matter further?" Dueling might be illegal in every state of the USA, but that did not make it extinct. Men from the south, especially, were still apt to defend their honor with pistols.

As calmly as before, Colonel Sinapis said "No" again. That made Stafford gape once more. The colonel continued, "Your military regulations wisely forbid officers from dueling. Otherwise, your Excellency, please believe me when I say that I should take no small pleasure from killing you. Good day." Sketching a salute, he ambled off as if he had not a care in the world.

What had been in his eyes as he responded? If it wasn't a pure, wolfish pleasure at the idea of bloodshed, Stafford had never seen any such thing. He reflected that he didn't know what kind of fighting man Sinapis was; army commanders seldom got to display their mettle in the front line. Maybe he was lucky not to find out the hard way.

Maybe, just maybe, he was very lucky indeed.

I was not afraid, he told himself. He wondered how much that mattered, or if it mattered at all. A man might not fear an earthquake or a flood or a wildfire-which wouldn't keep a natural disaster from killing him. Something told Stafford that Balthasar Sinapis held about as much compassion as fire or flood or temblor.

How exactly had Sinapis come to Atlantis? What were the circumstances under which he'd lost his position in Europe? Was it because some prominent man-a government minister, say, or a prince-got ventilated in a quarrel or a formal duel? Stafford hadn't thought so, but…

His encounter with Sinapis didn't stay quiet. By the nature of things, encounters like that never did. Everybody was talking about it the next day. Not much of what people said was true, but when did that ever stop anyone?

"I hear the good colonel wanted to load you into a cannon and fire you at the insurrectionists," Consul Newton remarked.

"No such thing!" Stafford said, which was true-not that truth had ever outrun a rumor. With such dignity as he could muster, the Consul went on, "I keep trying to spur him to more activity against them."

"From what folks are saying, you keep trying to get yourself killed," his colleague observed.

"If you wade through everything folks are saying, you'll need to hold your nose and take a bath before you reach down to the truth," Stafford said. "The smell will tell you what you're wading in, too."

"You didn't challenge him to a duel, then?"

"What? Yes, of course I did. I might have won, too."

Newton's raised eyebrows said everything that needed saying about how likely he thought that was. And chances were he had a point, too; Colonel Sinapis was bound to get more pistol practice than Stafford did, and to have got more for many years. If Stafford was to win the duel, he would need luck on his side. Sinapis would need only routine competence. That, he had.

"The idea, you know, is to work with the colonel," Newton said. "If you make him hate you, you won't have much luck with that."

"He's a soldier. Soldiers do what you tell them to do," Stafford growled. But he knew you caught more flies with honey than with vinegar. There was a difference between obeying orders from a sense of duty and obeying them because you really wanted to. The latter got good results. The former…