Jane Austen - Pride and Prejudice. Адаптированная книга для чтения на английском языке. Intermediate

Mrs. Bennet asked if lady Catherine lived near Mr. Collins.

«The garden in which stands my humble abode is separated only by a lane from Rosings Park, her ladyship's residence».

«I think you said she was a widow, sir? Has she any family?»

«She has only one daughter, the heiress of Rosings, and of very extensive property».

Mrs. Bennet then wanted to know what sort of young lady the daughter was, whether she was beautiful.

Mr. Collins said Miss de Bourgh was a most charming young lady indeed, but unfortunately of a sickly constitution, which has prevented her from making that progress in many accomplishments which she could have otherwise achieved, as he was informed by the lady who supervised her education.

«Has she been presented? I do not remember her name among the ladies at court».

«Her poor state of health unhappily prevents her being in town. As I told Lady Catherine one day, that has deprived the British court of its brightest ornament. Her ladyship seemed pleased with the idea; and you may imagine that I am happy on every occasion to offer those little delicate compliments which are always acceptable to ladies».

«You possess the talent of flattering with delicacy», said Mr. Bennet, «and may I ask whether you pay these pleasing compliments on an impulse, or are they the result of previous composition?»

«They arise chiefly from what is passing at the time, and though I sometimes amuse myself with composing such little elegant compliments as may be adapted to ordinary occasions, I always try to make them sound as spontaneous as possible».

Mr. Bennet's expectations were fully answered. His cousin was as absurd as he had hoped, and he listened to him with great enjoyment, keeping at the same time the most serious expression on his face, and only occasionally glancing at Elizabeth.

By tea-time, however, the dose had been enough, and Mr. Bennet was glad to take his guest into the drawing-room again, and, when tea was over, glad to invite him to read aloud to the ladies. Mr. Collins readily agreed, but when a book was produced, he started back and said that he never read novels. Other books were produced, and he chose Fordyce's Sermons. Before he had, with very monotonous solemnity, read three pages, Lydia interrupted him addressing to her mother:

«Do you know, mamma, that my uncle Phillips talks of dismissing Richard, and if he does, Colonel Forster will hire him. I shall walk to Meryton to-morrow to hear more about it, and to ask when Mr. Denny comes back from town».

Mr. Collins, much offended, laid aside his book, and said:

«It's a pity young ladies are so little interested by serious books, though written solely for their benefit. It surprises me, I must say; for, certainly, there can be nothing so advantageous to them as instruction. But I will no longer bore my young cousin».

Mrs. Bennet and her daughters apologized most politely for Lydia's interruption, and promised that it would not happen again, if he would start reading again. But Mr. Collins, assuring them that no offence was taken, turned to Mr. Bennet and offered himself as his partner at backgammon. Mr. Bennet accepted the offer, saying that he acted very wisely in leaving the girls to their own silly amusements.

The greatest part of his life Mr. Collins had spent under the guidance of an illiterate and mean father. He was not a sensible man, and neither education nor society had been able to improve that natural defect because at university he had simply passed the necessary terms, without forming any useful acquaintance with his fellow students. His father had brought him up in complete subordination, which had given him great servility of manner; but it was now a great deal counteracted by the self-importance of a weak head, living alone, and the feelings of early and unexpected prosperity. A fortunate chance had recommended him to Lady Catherine de Bourgh when the living of Hunsford was vacant; and the respect which he felt for her high rank, and his servility for her as his patroness, in combination with a very good opinion of himself, of his authority as a clergyman, and his right as a rector, made him altogether a mixture of pride and servility, self-importance and humility.

Now that he had a good house and a very sufficient income, he was thinking of getting married, and he thought that his marrying one of the Bennet sisters, if he found them beautiful and pleasant, would be a very suitable, generous, and disinterested on his own part way to make peace with the Longbourn family.

His first choice fell on Jane because she was not only lovely but also the eldest daughter, and Mr. Collins was convinced that it was only right for the senior daughter to be the first to be married. But his plan had to be changed after a tete-a-tete with Mrs. Bennet before breakfast the next morning when she hinted that Miss Bennet was likely to be very soon engaged. So, Mr. Collins changed at once from Jane to Elizabeth, equally next to Jane in birth and beauty. Mrs. Bennet felt that she might soon have two daughters married; therefore, the man whom she could not hear of the day before was now high in her good graces.

After breakfast every sister except Mary agreed to walk to Meryton with Lydia, and Mr. Collins was to accompany them, at the request of Mr. Bennet, who was most anxious to get rid of him, and have his library to himself. In his library he had been always sure of leisure and calm; and though prepared, as he told Elizabeth, to meet with foolishness and conceit in every other room of the house, he wanted to be free from them there. Therefore, he most promptly invited Mr. Collins to join his daughters in their walk.

In Meryton the attention of the young ladies was caught by a young man of most gentlemanlike appearance, whom they had never seen before, walking on the other side of the street with Mr. Denny. Kitty and Lydia, under pretense of wanting something in an opposite shop, led the way across the street, and fortunately gained the pavement just when the two gentlemen had reached the same spot. Mr. Denny addressed them at once, and introduced his friend, Mr. Wickham, who had returned with him the day before from town because he had accepted a commission in their regiment. The young man was handsome, had a good figure, and very pleasing manners. The introduction was followed up on his side by a happy readiness of conversation, a readiness at the same time perfectly correct and unaffected. The whole party were still standing and talking together, when Darcy and Bingley appeared riding down the street. On recognizing the ladies of the group, the two gentlemen came directly towards them, and began the usual polite conversation. Bingley said to Miss Bennet that he was on his way to Longbourn to inquire after her health. Mr. Darcy confirmed it with a bow, and trying not to fix his eyes on Elizabeth, he suddenly saw the stranger. As their eyes met, their faces changed colour, one looked white, the other red. Mr. Wickham, after a few moments, touched his hat – a salutation which Mr. Darcy just condescended to return. Elizabeth saw that strange reaction and was extremely surprised. And, of course, she got curious about the meaning of it.

In another minute, Mr. Bingley and his friend left them and rode on.

Mr. Denny and Mr. Wickham walked with the young ladies to the door of Mr. Phillip's house, and then made their bows. Mrs. Phillips was always glad to see her nieces, and the two eldest, because of their recent absence, were particularly welcome, and she was eagerly expressing her surprise at their sudden return home from Netherfield, when her attention was drawn towards Mr. Collins by Jane's introduction of him. She received him with her very best politeness, which he returned with as much more, apologizing for his intrusion, without any previous acquaintance with her, which, however, might be justified by his relationship to the young ladies who introduced him to her. Mrs. Phillips was impressed by such an excess of good breeding. Her younger nieces were eager to have some information from her about Mr. Wickham, but she could only tell them what they already knew, that Mr. Denny had brought him from London, and that he was to have a lieutenant's commission in the… shire. Some of the officers were to dine with the Phillipses the next day and their aunt promised to make her husband call on Mr. Wickham, and give him an invitation also, if the family from Longbourn would come in the evening. This was agreed to, and they parted in mutual good spirits. Mr. Collins repeated his apologies in leaving the room, and was assured with as much politeness that they were perfectly needless.