Andrei Prosin - The monk, who bought a Mercedes

© Andrei Prosin, 2018

ISBN 978-5-4493-5938-4

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In 1998, in front of his institute there were 3 students’ cars. Volga, Muscovite and Eight. A girl or rootstock of the house, took the form of Great Britain itself princess. Now it is difficult to imagine the brand of car. Well, maybe Rolls-Royce, so that the girl had the same face enlightenment from pleasure. And he “monk” loved to watch movies. At that time there were a lot of American filmsin which American schoolchildren prancing on old musculars. Having matured and having learned that the fir tree of Europe can come to Russia without paying for the arrival of his “horse”, he took advantage of this. He honestly placed an advertisement for bringing a car at half the cost. He honestly told about the fact that a European can come on his “horse” to them 200 times a day, eager to save people. All whom he helped to connect their expectations. Alcoholics from Europe and thirsting for economy, all these people agreed among themselves quickly enough. They are not sparing each other threw each other. And he was not involved. He because he wanted to buy a trash car (preferably muskulkar) for his pennies and roll the girl. Money is not the main thing, so the cost of trash cars in Russia has become lower with time. And now everyone can buy including Gelendvagen cheaper than in Europe. The monk envisioned the moment that people who used to drive designers, beaten and it’s not at all clear what kind of car, would be happy to use the Europeans who do not pay for the entry of their “horse”. And the car market will become cleaner, people will no longer discover the author in the hijacking. And the author will buy for more reasonable money. The year of work of the monk to unite the eager to unite. The monk traveled all over Europe, dined in a variety of cafes, talked with many women, stayed in various hotels. And all this he did with the money of the afflicted. The monk had no money and no money left. At the cost of expenses to connect the suffering, it is very beneficial for the suffering. And the monk was able to buy a horse. European Muskulkar (Mercedes) as wanted for a penny. Therefore, the monk who bought a Mercedes.

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Having traveled all over the city, the monk found that in the whole city in Russia as it should be poured only at one gas station (Lukoil is at the station, where almost every day checks). Russia thought a monk.

Half a year passed and a new monk’s adventure began, repairs. This is how our service stations are set up, which is less than 10 thousand rubles they take for it. On this monk who bought a Mercedes and plays. Masters talking to him give him simple, cheap repair solutions. A monk’s horse sometimes stalls at a traffic light, but he rides. He traveled a large number of masters. The monk found spare parts in emex.ru three times cheaper than on the market. Oil and antifreeze three times cheaper, he found in the store Traffic lights. He does not even try to find an understanding master. The monk understands that the masters live hard, so they do not stand up and try to start a conversation about the cost of repairing close to the cost of another one of the same car. The monk will think how a civil servant a hard worker can live in Russia on him state salary.

The future is the path of successful teams and vice versa the path of successful teams is the future.

The future is for large companies of young and not young people who will be able to agree on a foundation in the LLC at 1% -3%. From 30 to 100 people. If 100 people are thrown off for 10 thousand rubles. It turns out the amount of 1 million rubles. Voting solves the issue of safe investment of money. Everything will depend on the team gathered in the LLC. Some will go bankrupt, others will become a mega corporation with huge turnover and capital.

Find a job to find and close gaps on the border. In the documents, it can be useful. I would be useful. But none of this is unfortunately not yet necessary.

The problem of the Russian border is that the bases for pedestrians and cars are not connected.

And the border guards do not see traffic on the bases of the automobile and pedestrian, and what is happening in general at the border in real time. Combine with time.

The problem of the border is that all visitors to Europeans for large amounts returned on the way back, it is necessary to issue gpsbeacons embedded in some kind of cover for the migration list of stay in Russia. May do with time. The trick is that big money will never be returned to foreigners due to the endlessness of the flow of visitors and in addition to covering the costs of the beacons, a decent amount of additional money will remain in the accounts of the state.

Would introduce bonuses for border guards, as in tsarist Russia. With a delayed smuggling load 10% would be strongly stimulated. And the award checker for special merits would be given the same as it was issued in the Rosguards with an imitation of a gilded handle.

Once a European with the rights did not know how to drive and we passed a barrier like that. I kept the shift knob from the backseat. And another Russian guy from the front passenger seat was holding the steering wheel.

And after that we drove along the old post-war road, which is made by a snake. Especially for the maneuver from the bombing, there are off the beaten paths and such roads. I felt with my back that I had to press the brake, a KAMAZ flew to the meeting at that moment, and there was a jeep behind me. I pressed the brake and saw in front of the hood the back of a jeep that almost caught up with oncoming KAMAZ. You should have seen the face of a European behind who almost got dirty seats :)

It was fun to drive without stopping for 12 hours at the port of Kaunas, and then find out that in order to pick up a car fromAmerica from the port, you need to pay 20% for customs clearance to the territory of Europe. Understand what we got for money. Turn around and go back 12 hours without stopping back.

Evacuator from Europe to Russia is exactly two times cheaper. Than than the other way around from Russia to Europe.

Sometimes you come to get a car, and the ice is terrible and everything is swept up with snow. A car on bald tires. And you buy beads with a cross, hang them on a rear-view mirror, you go and pray for two days. Helps to learn to pray.

It happens a hundred kilometers from a populated city in the winter at night on the highway you tear the timing belt. It is necessary to call a tow truck, wait for it, and then pay him 100 euros for delivery to the service. And sleep in the car waking up from time to time from the fact that you are cold through and through. And in the morning, buy the necessary timing belt for 20 euros and another 10 euros for you to install it. And you go on.

It happens that you ride, and suddenly one type brings you a fire extinguisher just in case. And at this time one of the eighty lights in the road on one of the electric protivotumanok below the front bumper. And a fire extinguisher saves the car. A partner, a hundred meters away from the client, almost enters the fencing in the form of a hanging chain. And the buyer does not notice one burned fog lamp.

And sometimes, you bring a car for free, almost fraternally, so as not to sit still. And then you two months fuck brains, claiming that you have to return 100 euros for minor repairs. They go “resent and spit.”

It was cool once, a European brought a car stuffed with expensive equipment and on expensive disks, twice as expensive as the cost of a car.