Gemma Halliday - Killer in High Heels

“What about Hank?” I asked.

Ramirez shrugged. “Monaldo still says he had nothing to do with Hank’s death, but I think he’s just holding out for a better deal. Honestly it doesn’t really matter. Any way you look at it, the Marsuccis are going down and Monaldo’s going to jail for a long, long time. Everybody wins.”

Except Unibrow, I thought, remembering the sickly red stain.

“So what now?” I asked.

He took my hand in both of his, his voice taking on that tender quality again. “Now you go home and get some sleep. You’ve been through a lot tonight; you need some rest.”

I felt the heat of his touch pulse through my palm. I licked my lips. “And you?”

He looked down at me, his eyes like two melted pools of Hershey’s Special Dark. But instead of promising to spend the night showing me a hundred and one new uses for those handcuffs of his, he glanced at the front door. “I’ve spent the last six weeks living this case, Maddie. I’d really like to be there when they question Monaldo.”

I felt my heart sink. Work. Again.

But considering I had a personal stake in seeing Monaldo disappear into maximum security for a very long time, I didn’t complain. Much.

“You’re leaving?” I whined.

He glanced from the door to me. “Look, if you need me to stay, I will,” he said. Which I took as a small victory. At least he was pretending he’d put me before work. That was a start.

“Go. I’m fine,” I lied.

“You sure?” he asked. Though he was already pulling away.

“Yes. Go. I’ll be okay, really.”

He placed a quick kiss on my forehead. “Get some sleep and I’ll call you as soon as I’m done. I promise.” Then he spun around and stalked back out of the club with purpose.

I watched his denim-clad butt walk away, my inappropriately charged body sighing in disappointment. Then I slapped both hands over my eyes. Hey, I had promised Saint Jude, hadn’t I?

The sun was rising over the horizon by the time Detective Sipowicz finally told us we could go home. But considering home was 100 miles away and the New York, New York was just a few blocks, Mom, Mrs. Rosenblatt, Marco, Dana, Rico and I caravanned back to the hotel instead. We were making our way across the casino floor, the ding, ding, ding of the slot machines making my goose egg throb like a trombone in my ear, when Slim Jim caught my eye.

“Hey!” he called. Then he pointed at Dana as he rounded the reservation desk and advanced on our merry little group. “Hey, where were you last night? I waited over an hour for you to show up. I completely missed Bette’s opening act. I can’t believe you stood me up!”

Mental forehead smack. With everything else that had been going on I’d totally forgotten that I’d pimped my best friend out to Mr. Walking Acne Commercial for the night.

Dana looked from me to Slim Jim, then to Rico, whose eyebrows were angling downward.

“What do you mean she stood you up?” Rico asked.

Slim Jim crossed his arms over his sunken chest. “I had a date to see Bette Midler with this chick and she totally blew me off.”

Rico’s eyes narrowed as he turned on Dana. “You had a date with this pencil neck?”

“Hey!” Slim Jim yelled.

“Uh…” Dana said, biting her lip. “Well, kind of…”

“You’re not here one week and you’re cheating on me with this guy?”

“Hey!” Slim Jim said again. “What’s wrong with this guy?”

“You know,” Mrs. Rosenblatt piped up, “this is just like the time my third husband, Rory, thought I was foolin’ around with the dry-cleaning guy. Only that time-”

But she didn’t get to finish. Before anyone could stop him, Rico swung one meaty fist in the air, missing Slim Jim’s jaw by millimeters.

“Holy crap!” Slim Jim yelled, ducking. Rico came in for another try, swinging his left fist this time. Slim Jim crouched behind a Lucky Seven slot machine. “Holy freakin’ crap!” he yelled.

“Rico, no!” Dana cried, grabbing on to the back of Rico’s shirt. It ripped as he lunged for Slim Jim again, looking frighteningly like a scene from The Incredible Hulk as Rico’s bared muscles flexed, his fist making another dive at Slim Jim. Jim skittered behind a fake tree.

“Somebody call the police!” Marco shouted.

Dana pulled out her cell and dialed 911. But before she could even get the call out, two security guards came rushing up. They each grabbed one of Rico’s arms, which was almost effective in holding him back. Almost. Hey, the guy was about a thousand pounds of pure muscle. He charged at Slim Jim again, a security guard dangling from each arm like a puppet. Slim Jim ducked behind a street sign, one of the guards called for backup, and Marco screamed for Dana to call the police again.

She did. And this time they arrived. Five minutes later I was treated to my second Vegas PD encounter of the evening as three uniformed officers pushed their way through the growing crowd of onlookers. Much to the relief of Slim Jim, who was starting to look tired of bobbing and weaving. I didn’t blame him. Actually, I was kind of impressed he’d lasted three rounds with the Jolly Green-with-jealousy Giant.

The first two uniforms helped the two security guards restrain Rico. The third stared at Dana, uncomprehendingly. Because, of course, with our luck, the LVMPD had sent us Officer Baby Face.

“Dana?” he asked. “What’s going on?”

Dana looked like a deer caught in the headlights, her gaze whipping from Rico to Slim Jim then back to Officer Baby Face.

“Uh…”

Ever helpful, Marco stepped in. “See, Dana had a date with this guy Jim, but she totally forgot about it because Maddie set it up for her and then her boyfriend, Rico, got into town-”

“Boyfriend?” Officer Baby Face yelled, clearly hurt. “You have a boyfriend?”

“Uh…” Dana said again.

I elbowed Marco in the ribs. “Not a boyfriend boyfriend. More like someone she just dates occasionally.”

“You went out with me when you were dating someone else?” Officer Baby Face asked, and I feared he was on the brink of tears.

“You went out with this guy too?” Rico growled, his face going red, steam starting to pour out of his ears.

“Uh…” Dana looked from Rico to Marco and me. “A little help here?” she pleaded.

“Oh, come on, fellows,” Marco said, stepping up. “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right?”

Three pairs of angry eyes turned his way.

Marco whimpered and jumped behind me.

“Okay, clearly this is all just some big misunderstanding,” I said, trying to diffuse the situation. “See, I’m the one who-”

“Wait!” Mrs. Rosenblatt cut me off, slapping her palm over the bulging veins on Rico’s forehead. “I’m having a vision!”

Oh. Good. Lord.

Mrs. Rosenblatt rolled her eyes back in her head, doing her Dawn of the Dead impression. “I see…a donkey. A big, strong donkey.” Mrs. Rosenblatt snapped her eyes open. “You got a pet?”

“Ha!” Slim Jim said, popping out from behind the street sign machine. “She thinks you’re an ass.”

Rico growled and lunged for Slim Jim again, dragging the security guards and LVMPD with him. They may have held his arms, but his legs were free. And considering Rico was trained in fifteen different forms of martial arts, this was a huge oversight on the LVMPD’s part. Rico coiled one foot back like a snake, then shot it out toward Slim Jim, catching him squarely in the face.

“Uhn.” Slim Jim rocketed backwards, bouncing to a stop against a Deuces Wild machine.

“All right, that’s it. You’re all asses!” Dana yelled. She turned to Officer Baby Face, who looked like he was trying to remember if this had been covered in the manual. “You,” she said, pointing a finger at him. “Yes, I’m seeing Rico.”