Nikolay Lakutin - I'll take out bedbugs, cockroaches, husband!!!

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No, it can't go on like this. Almost eight years of my life, I gave to this man and what in the end? God knows-I have long suffered, hoped, waited for something… But now all. Something must be decided. But how to make everything so that most to remain aside, and not to fall under the blow of anger with the subsequent annual censures? About… announcement: "I will Withdraw bedbugs, cockroaches, husband!!!". Interesting… call…Содержит нецензурную брань.

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Nikita calmly looked at her sincerely and she was offered:

– Explain what benefits of this event will be directly to your husband?

– I'd be curious to know.

– No problem, I'll explain. The reasons why women no longer want to live together with their once chosen one are quite trivial and typical. Not always the root of the problem is the cold feelings. It's more of an investigation. And the reason, as a rule, is a lot of little things.

– Details? – the client interrupted, – when the husband sits down on a neck to the wife and parasites in the pleasure, it is trifles?

– This is a consequence, – quietly responded Nikita.

The consequence of that?

"Because you once let him sit on your neck." Maybe the first day, and maybe the result is not quite successfully overcome any crisis in family relations. Crises always exist, but they are not always successfully resolved.

– So what would be a plus for my husband from the fact that I am… we… shall we turn him?

– He's finally coming out of the vicious circle he's driven himself into. The comfort zone will collapse, and he will face a different picture of the world. Partly with the one you see. Look at your life from a different angle, make certain conclusions… probably not true, but nevertheless – will do, and will begin to change. In my experience, about half of the couples that we carefully separate, after some time converge on mutual desire. I'll explain how it works. It's simple. The problem is revealed, it is felt in full contact as inevitability-is solved. And in the changed form people are again ready to continue the joint way of life.

– Company… not my option. My… contemptuously spoke to Svetlana, her husband… not change.

– I won't argue with you, now there is no need to discuss that will be then, it is better to discuss that intend to do now. So, are you ready to sign us?

Svetlana thought:

– Do you guarantee the result?

– We guarantee that in case of failure to fulfill the declared result, we undertake to return the payment in full, taking into account the moral compensation of five percent of the contract value. However, such phenomena have not yet been observed.

Speaking of which. How much do you charge for your services?

– The price depends on what methods will be used to achieve the desired result. From the timing of the work. This, in turn, depends on a number of parameters. Answer some questions, I will announce the cost and the program to solve your problem.

– Ask.

Nikita pulled out a notebook, a pen and started filling out the questionnaire:

– How long have you been together?

– Nearly eight.

– How many of them are wondering the question that brought you here?

Svetlana thought:

– Three years, probably, already specifically.

You're very patient.

– The Russian people are generally famous for their patience.

– It's true. What are the main reasons for this decision?

– Sofa, beer, TV, partying with friends, drinking buddies, socks all over the apartment, squeezes pasta from the beginning of the tube, and not from the end, does not pay attention to his wife completely, about marital duties in General there is no question, and in General he is a lazy and selfish. In short, as you say, the reasons are trivial.

Nikita quickly recorded in a notebook. For some time, thought and added to the list of issues:

– Cheating?

Him or me? – confused, asked the client.

– You can understand if it was something, I ask, was your husband convicted of treason?

– What are you talking about, I'm a good woman. With anyone, ever!

Svetlana was silent for a few seconds, remembered something with a pleasant tremulous smile. Then, as if she had come to her senses, she continued her exclamation.

– As saying… It is also necessary of me to assume…

Nikita smiled, having understood everything that was scrolled in thoughts of the client in attempts to hide. As Svetlana did not try to justify herself, she gave herself away more and more.

– And yet, what about the husband?

I do not know. I never caught him.

– So there was no cheating. Perfectly. They will!

– What? Are you sane? What do you mean they will? – Svetlana shouted at all the cafes.

People with interest has turned into in its side.

– This means-quietly explained Nikita-that we will bet just on treason, fall in love with him in a fake girl, create him on the side of a comfortable environment, and he will leave you. After that, the girl will give a backhand. All you have to do is not take it back after your husband makes a mistake. But we will do everything correctly, so that externally he will be the initiator of the divorce. He'll think he destroyed the family himself, so we'll take all suspicion away from you.

Svetlana changed her face. Chewed her lips and said:

– I don't want my husband cheating on me!

"I see," Nikita said, " you don't want to divorce him, you want me to convince you that he is good and you need to continue to endure." But I won't do it. And, apparently, our conversation is over, because the subject of discussion in fact there.

Nikita called the waiter for calculation.

– Wait! And that there are no other options? – the fastidious client tried to stop him.

– Eat. But in this case they will be longer, more expensive and less effective.

– By the way, what's the price?

Nikita drew a sum on a napkin and handed it to Svetlana?

– However… – Svetlana said in surprise.

Having paid off the waiter, Nikita got up from his seat, saying in the end:

– If you do decide-you have my contacts.

After this guy is gone.

Svetlana still some time sat in confusion, pulling a napkin with the written figure in a hand, defined a priority place to doubts and, having paid off with the waiter, left cafe.

***

In the apartment Svetlana was expecting a somewhat different picture. No, the mess is still there, but Kesha, organizer of chaos, already awake. He was sitting on the sofa, eating eggs from the pan, watching TV and scratching his bare sides.

– Awaked… – weary and hopelessly said Svetlana.

– Awake! It's an hour, " said her husband angrily, without looking at her.

His wife took off her clothes, hung them in the closet, and went into the room.

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