James Moore - The Haunted Forest Tour

Booth glanced back at him. “You’re making a—”

“I know, I know. Terrible mistake. Duly noted.”

“What are you going to do with me once we’ve left the forest?”

“You’re just my monster repellent. As soon as we’re outta here, I’m done with you. You can run back in there or you can donate your soul to Jesus; I couldn’t care less.” That wasn’t true. He had every intention of finding out exactly what Booth’s role was in this whole little nightmare. But he was only a couple of minutes from freedom and didn’t want Booth to try anything funny at the last moment.

“Do you really think they’re going to let us just walk out of here?” Booth asked.

“Dunno. Would be nice.”

“You’re living in a fantasy world.”

“Was that statement intentionally ironic?”

“No.”

“Oh.”

Almost out… almost out… not too many steps left to go to get out of here without dying… oh, God, it would suck beyond belief to die this close to the exit…

Something slithered past his foot. Eddie didn’t even look down. He had to maintain his concentration. If Booth really was concerned about leaving the forest, he was going to make his move any second now.

He thought the various growling sounds from the monsters around him were starting to get louder, but it was probably just his imagination. Yep, definitely his imagination. They weren’t planning to attack. Nope. Everything was happy for Eddie Turner in the ol’ Haunted Forest.

“By the way, try anything and I’ll blow your fucking head off,” Eddie told Booth, just as a reminder. “You won’t get a chance to see your monster friends take me down.”

“They’re not my friends.”

“Whatever they are, you’ll be dead before they so much as lay a pincer on me. Got it?”

“You’ve made this point before.”

“I’m re-making it. Don’t mess up.”

“I wouldn’t dream of it.”

They continued walking. Eddie tried to keep from letting out a happy squeal as they came into the wide-open area where the tour began. Still in the forest, still surrounded by a shitload of beasties, but close enough that they could see several men in military fatigues standing on the lawn outside.

They immediately raised their firearms—scary-looking ones—and pointed them at Eddie and his hostage.

Oh, shit…

“Sir! Lower your weapon!” shouted the one who was closest.

Shit… shit… shit…

“I can’t do that quite yet!” Eddie shouted back. “Give me thirty seconds!”

The growling was definitely getting louder.

“Sir, put down the weapon now !”

“He’s taken me hostage!” Booth shouted. “I’m Martin Booth! I own H.F. Enterprises! The man is deranged!”

Eddie would have really liked to pull the trigger and give the monsters a nice shower of brains to feed on, but that would only leave the question of whether he would perish via machine gun bullets or tooth and claw.

“Sir! You have five seconds!”

“Promise you’ll shoot the monsters before they get me!”

“Sir—!”

“ Promise! ” Eddie shoved Booth as hard as he could. The bastard stumbled forward several steps then pitched over and fell on his face.

The creatures pounced.

Eddie dove to the ground as the loud ratatatatatat of automatic weapon fire filled the air. Something squealed right next to him and a generous gout of some sort of fluid hit his back. He lay there, covering his face, as some bullets whizzed past him and others struck the unseen horrors that were coming after him.

Something dead and heavy fell onto his legs.

He let out a yelp as teeth clamped down on his ankle. He rolled over and fired a shot into the face of a furry creature that would actually have been kind of cute if it weren’t trying to dine on him.

The machine gun fire continued.

Dead and dying creatures fell to the ground on all sides of him. A giant dragonfly practically exploded inches above his face. A bullet tore through the tip of his shoe, but he wasn’t sure if he’d actually been hit or not.

A boar with way-too-big tusks was running toward him. Eddie shot at it and missed. Shot again and hit it right in the snout, but it kept on running. A burst of rapid fire shredded the rest of its nose and eyes and it veered off course, head splattering against a tree.

Eddie rolled back over and scrambled forward, keeping his body as low as possible so that the military men wouldn’t hit him (again?) with their fire.

Booth was still on the ground. No monsters were trying to eat him, the lucky bastard.

“Hold your fire!” the soldier in front shouted. He waved at Booth and Eddie. “Run for it! Go! Go! Go!”

Eddie got up and sprinted out of the forest. The man in front didn’t hold his own fire, instead taking out one, then two, then three, then four different creatures that dove at Eddie as he ran. Eddie half-expected Booth to run back into the forest, but instead he fled as well.

Free… holy shit, I’m free…

Something huge leapt from a tree—a black, deformed tree, not like the ones he was used to—and tackled Eddie to the ground. As he struck the grass his teeth clacked together right on his tongue. He heard a loud crack that he was pretty sure came from his own body. And the breath squeezed out of his lungs as if… well, as if something really heavy had landed on him.

A claw ran down the back of his scalp.

Machine guns fired.

Eddie wanted to scream but couldn’t breathe to do so.

He spat out some blood.

More machine gun fire.

The thing on top of him roared.

Gurgled.

And then slumped over, motionless.

Eddie pulled himself out from under it, wincing at the bolt of pain that rushed through his side. He got up and staggered forward, as the soldiers blew away several more creatures that were coming for him. He didn’t even look back to see what had landed on him.

“Enough already, goddammit!” Eddie shouted as he rushed past the closest military man. He then lost his balance and landed on the lawn again, but spun around in time to see the soldier pull the pin out of a grenade.

Sweet…

The soldier hurled the grenade into the mouth of the forest. It exploded in a blast of white light that illuminated the entire area.

Another soldier pulled Eddie to his feet. “Are any other humans following you?”

Eddie shook his head. “No, but there are—”

“Then let’s go.”

Under cover of the soldiers, Eddie and Booth raced to safety.

“I want that man arrested,” said Booth, pointing to Eddie as they approached H.F. Enterprises. “He held me at gunpoint and forced me to…” Booth trailed off, obviously unsure of how he was going to explain the recent chain of events.

“He was delusional,” Eddie said. “He refused to leave the forest, and I couldn’t very well let him die out there.” He spat out some more blood. “I couldn’t have lived with myself if I let those things get him when I could’ve saved him. So I had to resort to extreme measures. You would have done the same.”

The soldiers nodded.

“He’s lying! Arrest him immediately!” said Booth. “I pay your salaries!”

“The American taxpayers pay my salary,” said the soldier who’d thrown the grenade. “And, sir, you’ve been through a very traumatic experience, I need you to calm down.”

“He was like this the entire time,” Eddie explained. “He almost got me killed.”

“What’s going on here?” asked a man, walking toward them. There was a young woman with him, and Eddie was able to distract himself from his pain quite easily by admiring the way she looked in her blouse.