Darren Shan - Procession of the dead

"Chinese," he told me, not looking up. "Three hundred years old." He swapped one of the figures-a man with a large hat-for a small dragon.

"Not the most sophisticated form of entertainment," I said.

"Who needs sophistication when you have…" He pulled the models away and set them down, then crossed his arms and smiled. On the screen the shadows still danced, the dragon and a man with a spear, circling each other, lunging in fits and spurts. "…Magic," he finished.

"How…?"

He let me look behind the screen. There were no mechanical devices and no sign of the shadows on the back of the sheet. I leaned around and there they were on the front. I looked over my shoulder but couldn't spot any cameras.

"Is it a screen?" I asked.

"Touch it," he said.

It was just a simple cloth. Then, dimming slowly, the shadows vanished and all that remained was the glare of the light, which The Cardinal soon extinguished.

"How did you do it?" I asked.

"Belief. Willpower. Using my mind."

"You're not going to tell me?"

"Are you hungry?" He brushed my question aside. "Thirsty?"

"I could do with a beer."

He crossed to his desk, flicked a switch and told the secretary to bring some sandwiches, a beer and a mineral water. The sandwiches looked tasty so I had a couple. We sat munching and drinking, discussing the weather and football results, a couple of ordinary Joes.

"Just what the doctor ordered," he said, finishing off the last of the bread. "I've been on the go since five this morning and forgot about eating. I do that a lot. My doctors are always criticizing me but where would we be if we lived life only for our doctors?"

"You work a long day," I said, impressed. "You must be ready to wind down soon."

"No, Mr. Raimi. Not for another thirty hours or so." He wiped crumbs from his lips, licked his hand and burped. "I don't sleep much. A couple of hours every other day. Sleep is a vastly abused talent. People sleep seven, eight, nine hours a night." He shook his head morosely. "Dreaming their lives away. It's fine for animals to sleep for hours on end-not humans. I think apes evolved when they stopped giving in to the powers of sleep. Where would the world be if people slept sixteen hours a day? Nothing would get done. Nobody would be awake long enough to invent anything. We'd still be swinging from the trees."

He was serious, so I kept a straight face. But it was a struggle.

"We don't need to sleep so much," he continued. "We can push on when we force ourselves, and we should. Imagine an extra eight hours to play with every day, fifty or so a week, two and a half thousand a year. Then imagine everybody working that way. Multiply the hours by the talents of the workforce. Think how much more we could achieve. The key to success, Mr. Raimi, lies in the controlled manipulation of sleep."

"Maybe we should ban it," I quipped.

"No," he said seriously. "Sleep's necessary. There has to be a place for the mind to retreat to and refresh itself. But we only need small quantities. Anything more than three hours a night is gluttony. It weakens and undermines us. There should be health warnings fixed to every headboard, like on cigarette cartons."

"That's going a bit far," I smiled.

"I've built an empire going too far," he snapped.

There was no response to that, so I said nothing for a while. He let me consider his words and I got the feeling he wanted me to contradict him. If that wasn't what he wanted I was in deep shit, because Ifelt compelled to argue.

"That line of reasoning falls down in certain cases," I said tentatively.

"Name one."

"Einstein. Greatest brain since who knows when. He slept a solid eight hours every night and swore blind by it."

"Einstein was a wastrel," The Cardinal said dismissively. "How much money did he make? How much power did he wield? What did he ever do in practical terms? Where was the profit?"

"They built the nuclear bomb based on his theories," I said.

"Yes," he agreed. " They. Men like me, Mr. Raimi. Men with power, aims and both feet planted on the ground. Einstein made nothing from the bomb. He even warned against the dangers of it. He could have designed the A-bomb, held the world to ransom and made a fortune. But he slept too much. If ever there was a man who needed an extra eight hours a day, it was Einstein. If he'd figured out a way to use his theory of relativity to control the stock market, that would have been clever!"

His mention of the stock market reminded me of something. "I was speaking to Y Tse Lapotaire a while back. He said I should ask about a deal you had going with shares and divination. He…"

The Cardinal's darkening features silenced me. He raised a hand, the one with the crooked little finger, and pointed ominously. "Don't ever mention that fucking name here again. I don't acknowledge it. I knew a man named Inti Maimi once. As far as I'm concerned, he left my employ and is of no further relevance."

"Sorry."

"Don't be sorry!" he snapped. "Be silent!" The Cardinal moved to the window, face black, and brooded silently.

"Inti Maimi," he sighed eventually. "A great man surrounds himself with greatness. I rule this city because I own its strongest men. Inti Maimi was the best. I had so many plans for him. I saw us ruling the world together, side by side. But he threw it away, wrecked my plans, set me back years. I'd planned to be out of here by now. I meant to exert the same control internationally that I do here, a king of countries, not just one lousy city."

He shook his head sadly. The words would have been ridiculous coming from anyone else, but from him they were chillingly plausible. I caught my first glimpse of the empire The Cardinal hoped to build, a world of slaves under his control. He wasn't going to bother with the master race. No, The Cardinal wanted it all for himself.

"Why didn't you kill him?" I asked.

His jaw started to tic alarmingly and he clenched his fingers into fists. He was struggling to check his temper. That gladdened me immeasurably-The Cardinal usually didn't bother holding back.

"Don't test my patience any further," he growled. "I told you not to mention his name. Let that be the end of it."

"OK," I said softly. "But what about the stock market and divination?"

He smiled and I knew I was safe. For a while. "Very well. I'll let you in on my secret. But this is for your ears only. I've been king of the market for a decade and a half. There are men who'd pay any amount you asked for my secret, bankers who'd go down on their knees for it. Inti Maimi should not have shared such a gem so carelessly. I'll have to take steps. I'd advise you not to get too close to that particular fallen angel in the near future. But now that the cat is out of the bag, why not reveal all? Wait here a few minutes. Finish your drink. I have a call to make."

When he returned (more like a quarter of an hour later), he led the way out of the office, past his secretary and the waiting crowd, to the elevator shaft. He pressed a button and the doors slid open. "Six," he growled at the shivering attendant, and we descended.

"Have you been to the Fridge yet?" he asked.

"No."

"But you know about it?"

"Sure." The Fridge was a huge, private morgue, owned and operated by The Cardinal. Many of his friends and foes had wound up there over the years, and according to the rumors thousands of bodies were stored there still, though nobody knew why.

"I've ordered takeout," The Cardinal said with a wink.

Downstairs, after a short walk, we arrived at a large set of sliding doors. The Cardinal tapped a code into the console to one side. The doors opened and we entered a long room with simple benches set along opposite walls and what looked like an operating table in the middle of the floor. The Cardinal took a seat on one of the benches and told me to sit on the other.