Brett McBean - Tales of Sin and Madness

There’s nothing in there , he told himself. Then why won’t you open it ?

He didn’t believe Almus and all his talk about collecting souls from the dead animals, trapping them before they escaped. But there was something unusual about the man — that smile, that knowing look in his eyes — that Craig couldn’t quite figure out.

Would Almus really have sold him an empty tin?

Then he thought: what if there was something inside waiting to lash out with deadly fangs, or crawl out with eight hairy legs, or sting him with a lethal tail?

He was all alone out here, far from the next town, a doctor, or a hospital. The closest thing to civilization that Craig knew of was Almus and his roadside stand.

Not a comforting thought.

Craig didn’t recall seeing a car parked near the stand, or even a bike.

Either the old coot did live close to the stand, or he walked a long way to get to work.

Keeping a firm hold on the lid, Craig shook the tin. Nothing rattled inside.

He let out a nervous breath. Really is empty.

He chuckled.

Set the tin down, reached over and grabbed another can of beer. Opened it, gulped it down, listening to the crackling of the fire and the cries of the animals.

Not laughter anymore , Craig thought; their cries were more intense, beckoning.

They wanted him to open the tin.

This is what you’ve been searching for , they seemed to be saying to him. You paid for it, why not open it? It’s yours. Aren’t you just the least bit curious?

Might give you some answers. You want to put Rachel behind you, don’t you?

Open it and find out.

“Ah fuck it,” Craig muttered and exchanging the can of beer for the tin, pulled off the lid.

A rotten smell, like swamp gas and dead flesh spewed out and clouded Craig’s head.

“Ugh!” he gasped, throwing the tin to the ground. It rolled towards the fire. Craig jumped up, not wanting it to land in the flames, but the tin stopped short.

The stink remained.

Craig turned away from the fire and gagged, worried that he had inhaled too much of whatever it was he had set free from the confines of the tin.

What’s too much? Christ, I don’t even know what the hell it was I breathed in. Chemicals? Dangerous gas? Remnants of mouldy cheese?

He spat globs of phlegm to the ground, even washed his face with what was left of the beer. He could still taste and smell the rancid odor.

I spent thirty dollars on a toxic canister!

He was going to pay Almus back. He was going to drive back to that roadside stand and open up every one of those tins and shove Almus’s repulsive, money-grubbing face into each foul smelling tin until he choked to death.

At once the night fell silent.

All animal noises ceased; only the crackling of the fire echoed around the dim, shadowy woods.

Craig’s already racing heart sped up more, and cold sweat seeped out of every pore.

It was too quiet.

Then a voice: “Thank you.”

Craig drew in breath. “Who’s there?” He gazed out towards the trees, to where the voice seemed to have come from. “I’m armed, so show yourself.”

He didn’t have a gun, or a weapon of any sort; didn’t believe in them.

Now he wished he did.

Because out of the woods stepped Almus.

Only he looked different.

“Stay back,” Craig warned, his voice quaking.

“I knew you would open it sooner or later,” Almus said, grinning. “It’s human nature. I know.” As he ventured closer he winked, only this time, his eyeball rolled from his left socket, jolting to a stop as the nerve ran out of length. Like a gory yo-yo, the eyeball bounced up and down a few times, before coming to a stop against Almus’s chest.

Craig whimpered. The beer he had consumed threatened to come out unannounced.

“It’s funny you should pick this clearing. Back in those woods was where I buried my body. You see, I’m no different than the animals back at the stand,” Almus said. “I’m road kill, too.” Almus hobbled closer, the light from the fire revealing his true form.

His collar bone protruded from his neck, causing his head to lean to one side. One arm was missing, torn at the elbow, while the other was bent backwards and jiggled abnormally as he walked. His upper body was bloody, clothes ripped, exposing deep, nasty-looking scars that seeped a rainbow of fluids, while the bottom half offered an assortment of intestines, fat and muscle. Some shiny, wobbly organ slipped out of the wound in his stomach and slithered to the ground. Smiling, Almus squished it as he stumbled towards a stunned and nauseous Craig.

Almus sniffed the air. “Ah, the smell of freedom,” he said through a bulging black tongue. He touched the top of his head, which was a mess of blood-soaked hair and splintered skull. “Old Wilmer was quick, that he was. And you know something, his smelled a lot worse than mine. You were lucky. Wilmer’s soul had been trapped for nearly a hundred years when I came along. Paid a pretty penny for it too.”

Craig knew he had to get to the Jeep, or to the road; had to get away from this…creature, this madman.

“I’m not a ghost, nor a spirit. I’m sort of like a soulless, physical representation of my dead self. Without a soul, I can’t leave this world. But you’ll find all this out yourself. You see, you bought the tin, you opened it; you have to suffer the consequences. One soul replaces another. Like mine did Wilmer’s. Wilmer wasn’t the first and you won’t be the last.”

Almus’s mangled body ambled closer.

Craig no longer smelled the putrid fumes from the tin. All he could smell was Almus — a stronger and more disgusting emanation that was blood, faeces and death.

Craig’s mind screamed run !

“You’re my saviour, Craig. As I was Wilmer’s. There’s only one final act that needs to be done and then I’ll be totally free.”

Craig ran; he ran for the highway, leaving the maimed figure of Almus — or whatever that was back there — alone in its crazed world of souls and road kill, calling “Who will be your saviour, Craig?”

With the moon guiding his path to the safety of the highway, Craig dashed past pine trees and jumped over bushes. The night was still, as if all the creatures were watching, and when he spotted the road up ahead, he ran even faster, bladder full, eyes watering, mind a whirlwind of dismay and confusion; he heard Almus’s laughter, a joyful cackling, then a blinding light shone in his eyes, and the creature bearing down upon him gave a screeching cry, the lights grew bigger…

Craig felt incredible pain, a sense of his body being torn apart…followed by something else being torn apart, though there was no pain, only the feeling of leaving his body, then a man’s smile, a sly, knowing smile…

A car pulled over to the side of the road — a station wagon full of kids in the back, and suitcases tied to the roof. The driver, a rotund, red-faced man, said something to the woman beside him, then hopped out and waddled over to the stand.

This could be it , Craig thought. Oh please let this be the one .

“Howdy,” the man said, wiping his face with a handkerchief. He was wearing shorts that were much too tight, a Yankees baseball cap and a T-shirt that said Support the troops. Support Bush .

From the car the kids laughed and yelled.

The man turned and shouted, “Quiet!”

The kids obeyed.

The man turned back, face pleased. “Sorry. Kids are restless and we’re, well, lost.” He shrugged, as if to say this kind of thing happens all the time and surely the poor sap behind the stand will know how to get back to civilization.