Peter Clines - Ex-Communication

The heroes didn’t move.

The ex shook its head. “You got an hour.”

St. George waited a few moments. He let a few curls of smoke twist out of his nose. “Meaning what?”

“Got an hour to get back behind your Wall,” Legion said. “Nothing’ll bite until then. After that, you’re on your own.”

“Just like that?” said St. George. “After all this time, you’ve got us down and beat and you’re just walking away?”

“No,” said the ex. “ You’re walking away. I’m lettin’ you.”

“I do not believe you,” said Stealth.

“The fuck do I care if you believe me or not?”

St. George looked the dead man in the eye. “Why?”

Legion waved the mangled hand at the web of ash. “I ain’t stupid. El demonio here was gonna trash my city. You helped stop it. Gets you a pass. One time only.”

St. George and Legion stared at each other for a moment, and then the hero nodded. “Okay,” he said. “Thank you.”

“Yeah, fuck you, too,” said the ex. “Last thing I want is to owe you anything.”

“One hour, then,” said St. George.

Legion grunted at the hero and glanced at Stealth.

She crossed her arms. “This changes nothing.”

“Damn straight.”

“You are a murderer.”

“Take a look in the mirror, puta ,” the ex snorted. “We’re all killers. I just killed people you liked more, that’s all.”

The dead man turned and walked away from them.

“And what happens next time we’re outside?” called St. George. “We’ll just go back to trying to wipe each other out?”

Legion looked back. “Guess you’ll find out,” he said. “You got an hour.”

The dead man’s face went slack and it stumbled on its next step. But its jaws didn’t move. The lines began to break up and the silent exes staggered off in different directions.

St. George looked at Stealth. She stared after the dead man. “Now what?”

“Captain Freedom requires medical attention,” she said. “Zzzap, Corpse Girl, and I will make our own way back to the Big Wall. If Legion keeps his word, we should have no problem reaching the South Gate within an hour.”

“And if he doesn’t?”

“We shall find a secure location and await your return. For now, you should get the captain to the hospital.”

“Yeah,” said St. George, nodding. “He was looking pretty … damn it.”

He hurled himself into the air and headed back to the Trader Joe’s.

The puddle of blood around Max wasn’t as wide as St. George expected, but he was still pretty sure the sorcerer was dead. The man’s skin was as white as Madelyn’s, and his chest was soaked in red where the bullets had punched into him. He didn’t move at all as St. George landed on the rooftop.

Then he shook and coughed up a spray of red. His eyes fluttered and he looked up at St. George. “Ahhh,” he croaked. “So … you won.”

“Yeah.”

“Congrat …” He coughed again and flecks of blood came out of the holes in his chest.

“Save it,” St. George said. “I’m going to get you to the hospital.”

Max’s head trembled side to side. He raised his hand an inch and tried to wave the hero back. “No,” he wheezed. “Done this enough times now.”

“You have another cheat lined up?”

Another minimal shake of the head. “I’m done. Glad … glad you killed him.”

“Is this your deathbed conversion?”

The sorcerer managed a weak smile. “Was on your side all along.”

St. George shook his head. “Sorry. I don’t buy it.”

“Why’d I … Why’d I tell you how to kill him, then?”

He looked at the dying sorcerer.

“Every word I said … almost every thought I had …” Max paused to suck in some air and the chest wounds wheezed. It was a wet sound. “… had to convince one of the nine lords of the Abyss I was on his side.”

“I wish I could believe you,” he said.

“That’s … that’s the trouble with the real world, George.” He took another wheezing breath. His last one. “Good and evil are never … that black …”

Max let the air out of his lungs. St. George waited a moment, making sure the man was gone. He left the body on the rooftop.

Madelyn reached down and tapped the gold band on the skeletal finger. It swung back and forth. She shivered. “Do you think he’s really dead?”

Stealth looked at the skeleton. “Cairax Murrain or Regenerator?”

The dead girl rubbed her arms. “I don’t know. Either of them?”

“I believe the demon has been killed or banished.”

“And the … the other guy?”

The bones of the arms and legs looked shorter. The teeth in the skull were still long, but not the tusks they’d been just a few minutes earlier. The horns were little more than lumps across the frontal and parietal bones. It might’ve been a trick of the dim light from the moon. Or maybe some aspect of the possession wearing off.

Stealth shook her head. “We do not know the upper limit of his healing ability. He may, in fact, be dead. It is also possible he will be fine by morning.”

“Wow,” said Madelyn. “Is that … that’s good, right?”

Stealth’s boot lashed out and caught the skull right at the base. It snapped off the spine and spun twice on the ground, away from the pile of bones. Her foot whipped forward again and sent the skull sailing down past the intersection of La Brea and 3rd. It hit the pavement with a loud crack almost twenty yards away, right at the entrance to a furniture store parking lot, and skittered south even farther. It settled in the gutter in front of a ransacked yogurt shop.

“Just to be safe,” she told Madelyn.

I WAS DOWNin Venice. I don’t go there often. I’m not a big swimmer, and I’ve never surfed once. As the Mighty Dragon … well, there’s a lot of wind coming off the ocean. Even with the cape-wings, I can’t really glide down there, so my mobility gets cut down. It all just becomes exaggerated hops. And it makes me feel kind of silly. Yeah, I’m hopping fifty or sixty feet at a time, but it just seems undignified for a superhero to be bouncing around.

But there’d been some weird stories coming out of Venice over the past month. People said a monster was stalking the boardwalk. I’d seen a news report saying it was a giant purple dinosaur (and, wow, did Fox make a lot of lame jokes about that). A few homeless folks who’d seen it said it was one of the aliens from the Sigourney Weaver movies.

I knew of four heroes who’d taken up in L.A. There was me. There was the guy with the headgear, Gorgon. There was Midknight. And there was the ninja-Batgirl woman. I’d caught her watching me one night while I dealt with some muggers, but she was gone by the time I finished with them.

I generally worked around my home. Hollywood, Los Feliz, a bit of Koreatown. Midknight was out in the Valley, Burbank usually. Gorgon was over on the west side, Beverly Hills and West Hollywood. The ninja-woman stayed around downtown and the Rampart district, but sometimes I’d hear stories of her in other parts of the city.

No one covered the beaches. So after the fourth or fifth report of the monster, I decided to check it out. I drove over, parked in a corner of that big lot right at the end of Venice Boulevard, the one before the beach, and changed into my costume in the backseat. I figured enough surfers probably changed in and out of wetsuits there that I wouldn’t draw too much attention, even at night in December.

It’s kind of silly, I know, but it surprised me when I learned the Venice Boardwalk was made of concrete. It’s just a big sidewalk. You hear “boardwalk” and you just think … well, wood. I thought the whole thing would look like the Santa Monica Pier.