Philip Dick: The Last Of The Masters

"Daddy,” Silvia snapped. "Stop being nasty."

"It’s this heat. This damn heat.” Tolby cursed again, loudly and fu- tilely. "It’s not worth it. For ten pinks I’d go back and tell them it was a lot of pig swill.”

"Maybe it is, at that,” Penn said mildly.

"All right, you go back,” Tolby grunted. "You go back and tell them it’s a lot of pig swill. They’ll pin a medal on you. Maybe raise you up a grade.”

Penn laughed. "Both of you shut up. There’s some kind of town ahead."

Tolby’s massive body straightened eagerly. "Where?” He shielded his eyes. "By God, he’s right. A village. And it isn’t a mirage. You see it, don’t you?” His good humor returned and he rubbed his big hands together. "What say, Penn. A couple of beers, a few games of throw with some of the local peasants—maybe we can stay overnight.” He licked his thick lips with anticipation. "Some of those village wenches, the kind that hang around the grog shops—”

"I know the kind you mean,” Penn broke in. "The kind that are tired of doing nothing. Want to see the big commercial centers. Want to meet some guy that’ll buy them mecho-stuff and take them places."

At the side of the road a farmer was watching them curiously. He had halted his horse and stood leaning on his crude plow, hat pushed back on his head.

"What’s the name of this town?” Tolby yelled.

The farmer was silent a moment. He was an old man, thin and weathered. "This town?” he repeated. "Yeah, the one ahead."

"That’s a nice town.” The farmer eyed the three of them. "You been through here before?”

"No, sir," Tolby said. "Never.” "Team break down?”

"No, we’re on foot.”

"How far you come?”

"About a hundred and fifty miles.” The farmer considered the heavy packs strapped on their backs. Their cjeated hiking shoes. Dusty clothing and weary, sweat-streaked faces. Jeans and canvas shim. Ironite walking staffs. "That’s a long way,” he said. "How far you going?"

"As far as we feel like it," Tolby answered. "Is there a place ahead we can stay? Hotel? Inn?"

"That town," the farmer said, "is Fairfax. It has a lumber mill, one of the best in the world. A couple of pottery works. A place where you can get clothes put together by machines. Regular mecho-clothing. A gun shop where they pour the best shot this side of the Rockies. And a bakery. Also there’s an old doctor living there, and a lawyer. And some people with books to teach the kids. They came here with t.b. They made a school house out of an old barn.” "How large a town?” Penn asked.

"Lot of people. More born all the time. Old folks die. Kids die. We had a fever last year. About a hundred kids died. Doctor said it came from the water hole. We shut the water hole down. Kids died anyhow. Doctor said it was the milk. Drove off half the cows. Not mine. I stood out there with my gun and I shot the first of them came to drive off my cow. Kids stopped dying as soon as fall came. I think it was the heat.” "Sure is hot,” Tolby agreed.

"Yes, it gets hot around here. Water’s pretty scarce.” A crafty look slid across his old face. "You folks want a drink? The young lady looks pretty tired. Got some bottles of water down under the house. In the mud. Nice and cold.” He hesitated. "Pink a glass.”

Tolby laughed. "No, thanks." "Two glasses a pink,” the farmer said.

"Not interested,” Penn said. He thumped his canteen and the three of them started on. "So long.”

The farmer’s face hardened. "Damn foreigners,” he muttered. He turned angrily back to his plowing.

The town baked in silence. Flies buzzed and settled on the backs of stupefied horses, tied up at posts. A few cars were parked here and there. People moved listlessly along the sidewalks. Elderly lean-bodied men dozed on porches. Dogs and chickens slept in the shade under houses. The houses were small, wooden, _ chipped and peeling boards, leaning and angular—and old. Warped and split by age and heat. Dust lay over everything. A thick blanket of dry dust over the cracking houses and the dull-faced men and animals.

Two lank men approached them from an open doorway. "Who are you? What do you want?”

They stopped and got out their identification. The men examined the sealed-plastic cards. Photographs, fingerprints, data. Finally they handed them back.

"AL," one said. "You really from the Anarchist League?”

"That’s right,” Tolby said.

"Even the girl?” The men eyed Silvia with languid greed. 'Tell you what. Let us have the girl a while and we’ll skip the head tax.”

"Don’t kid me,” Tolby grunted. "Since when does the League pay head tax or any other tax?” He pushed past them impatiently. "Where’s the grog shop? I’m dying!”

A two-story white building was on their left. Men lounged on the porch, watching them vacantly. Penn headed toward it and the Tol- bys followed. A faded, peeling sign lettered across the front read: Beer, Wine on Tap.

"This is it,” Penn said. He guided Silvia up the sagging steps, past the men, and inside. Tolby followed; he unstrapped his pack gratefully as he came.

The place was cool and dark. A few men and women were at the bar; the rest sat around tables. Some youths were playing throw in the back. A mechanical tune-maker wheezed and composed in the corner, a shabby, half-ruined machine only partially functioning. Behind the bar a primitive scene-shifter created and destroyed vague phantasmagoria: seascapes, mountain peaks, snowy valleys, great rolling hills, a nude woman that lingered and then dissolved into one vast breast. Dim, uncertain processions that no one noticed or looked at. The bar itself was an incredibly ancient sheet of transparent plastic, stained and chipped and yellow with age. Its n-grav coat had faded from one end; bricks now propped it up. The drink mixer had long since fallen apart. Only wine and beer were served. No living man knew how to mix the simplest drink.

Tolby moved up to the bar. "Beer,” he said. "Three beers.” Penn and Silvia sank down at a table and removed their packs, as the bartender served Tolby three mugs of thick, dark beer. He showed his card and carried the mugs over to the table.

The youths in the back had stopped playing. They were watching the three as they sipped their beer and unlaced their hiking boots. After a while one of them came slowly over.

"Say,” he said. "You’re from the League.”

"That’s right," Tolby murmured sleepily.

Everyone in the place was watching and listening. The youth sat down across from the three; his companions flocked excitedly around and took seats on all sides. The juveniles of the town. Bored, restless, dissatisfied. Their eyes took in the ironite staffs, the guns, the heavy metal-cl eated boots. A murmured whisper rustled through them. They were about eighteen. Tanned, rangy.

"How do you get in?” one demanded bluntly.

"The League?” Tolby leaned back in his chair, found a match, and lit his cigarette. He unfastened his belt, belched loudly, and settled back contentedly. "You get in by examination.”

"What do you have to know?”

Tolby shrugged. "About everything." He belched again and scratched thoughtfully at his chest, between two buttons. He was conscious of the ring of people around on all sides. A little old man with a beard and horn-rimmed glasses. At another table, a great tub of a man in a red shirt and blue-striped trousers, with a bulging stomach.

Youths. Farmers. A Negro in a dirty white shirt and trousers, a book under his arm. A hard-jawed blonde, hair in a net, red nails and high heels, tight yellow dress. Sitting with a gray-haired businessman in a dark brown suit. A tall young man holding hands with a young black-haired girl, huge eyes, in a soft white blouse and skirt, little slippers kicked under the table. Under the table her bare, tanned feet twisted; her slim body was bent forward with interest.