Scott Andrews - School's Out Forever

The world may have ended in plague and horror, but Middle England was doing very nicely, thanks for asking, would you like a bun Vicar?

And what could be more Middle England, more ‘Outraged of Tunbridge Wells’, than stringing people up? Off to one side, clearly visible but mercifully unused at the moment, stood a gallows. I shuddered as I imagined how McCulloch and Fleming must have felt in their final moments, as they stood on the trapdoor waiting for the lever to be pulled.

I let the other two go about their business and made a beeline for the beer tent. I don’t like beer much, I’m more a whisky and coke kid, but I had a bagful of leeks to trade so I figured I could swig a few pints and make small talk with some locals. Infiltrate and inebriate, that was the plan.

In the end I didn’t need to, because Baker himself was in the tent, jug of beer in hand, holding forth to an appreciative audience. I swapped a handful of leeks for a mug of mild, sat down on a bendy white plastic garden seat, and got an earful of the man himself.

He was tall but round, early fifties, dressed in ‘Countryside Alliance’ tweeds. His eyebrows were bushy, his cheeks were ruddy and his eyes were piercing blue. His jowls wobbled as he spoke.

“What you’ve got to understand, John,” he said, “is that expansion is our only option.”

Wow, ten seconds, job done. I can go home now, thanks. I never knew being a spy was this easy! At least I wouldn’t have to drink any more of this foul brew; one sip was more than enough.

“But that doesn’t have to mean confrontation,” he continued.

Really?

“I see Hildenborough as the centre of an alliance. Some kind of loose affiliation of trading partners. Tribes, villages, maybe even city states, who knows. But we’ve got a safe, secure position here. We’ve got all the food we can use thanks to our farming programme, we’re well armed and crime is virtually zero.”

Interesting.

“Virtually,” laughed one of his fellow drinkers. “It’ll be zero after you hang that bastard later on.” The group of men shared a convivial chuckle. You’d have thought he’d just told a joke about golf or something. That confirmed what the main event was.

“True, true,” said Baker. “Anyway, we have stability here and I believe we can export that. Help other communities organise and sort themselves out.”

He took a long draught of ale.

“Obviously it won’t be easy,” he continued. “I dare say we’ll have to knock a few heads together along the way, deal with a few thugs and nasties, line some of ’em up against a wall and put them out of our misery. But really, one doesn’t have a choice, does one. Got to have rule of law otherwise it’ll be back to the bad old days of muggers and rapists and, God help us, niggers with attitude.”

Oh no, hang on, I was right to start with — just another racist law and order nut with a passion for execution. Not that I minded anyone stringing Mac up and watching him dangle. But I didn’t particularly want to become a citizen of Daily Mailonia. I’d rather take my chances with Mac.

A little alarm bell at the back of my head said ‘so who’s choosing their strong leader now then? Who’s putting faith in the hardest bastard around to protect them? Who’s starting to think that maybe Mac is right?’

I ignored it.

I was just about to get up and leave when Baker said something that brought me up short. One of the others had asked something about local communities.

“The nearest thing to a community in the area is a school up the road,” said Baker. “A proper school, mind; fee-paying, uniforms, teachers in gowns, army cadets, pupils from good families. There’s a whole collection of boys there playing soldiers.”

“So are you going to approach them? Bring them into your alliance?” asked another.

“Hard to say. We’ve been keeping them under surveillance for a while now…” Shit! “…and there have been some pretty unpleasant goings on there recently. About six weeks ago they actually crucified one of their teachers.”

Various exclamations of disbelief.

“No, really. And they’re very heavily armed. They raided the armoury of a Territorial Army HQ, so they’ve got machine guns and grenades. They’ve not threatened us at all but I have a suspicion that they may be behind my niece’s disappearance. She left in pursuit of three looters a few months ago, and two of them were boys, so…”

As he momentarily lost the thread of his conversation in a choke of emotion I had a familiar sinking sensation. Here was the biggest player in the area and Mac had only gone and shot his bloody niece. A confrontation would be inevitable if this ever came to light.

“Anyway,” he continued, “I’ve been considering our first move and I think we have to let them know who’s boss. After all, they’re only boys, they should fall into line if they’re shown a firm enough hand. No need for a shooting war. I think a strong demonstration of authority should sort them out.”

This was all starting to sound familiar. Mac’s idea of a strong display of authority involved crucifixion. I imagined Baker’s would involve some poor sod swinging at the end of a noose. Anxious that it shouldn’t be me, I lustily knocked back the remains of my pint, forced myself not to gag, and rose to leave. But as I made for the exit Baker stepped into my path and said:

“My dear Lee, where do you think you’re going?”

“I APOLOGISE, LEE — it is Lee, isn’t it?”

I nodded.

“I apologise, Lee, for misleading you back there. I am well aware that your glorious commander-in-chief executed my niece.”

Baker was sat at a huge desk in what I took to be his office. I could see the business of market day proceeding normally through the huge arched window behind him. A tall woman had just taken the lead in the egg and spoon race.

I was tied to a chair, facing Baker across the desk and wondering how I’d ended up here.

“My source passed on that tidbit of information a few weeks ago,” he said.

“Your source?”

“Steven Williams. I believe he helps run your little farm. He’s out there now, trading vegetables. Nice young man. He thought rather highly of Mr Bates and didn’t take his death well. He came to us one market day and asked for sanctuary, but we were able to persuade him to return to the school and draw us a few maps, detail your defences, provide us with profiles of the key players, that kind of thing. He’s been most helpful.”

I took a moment to digest this. Williams had betrayed us. I didn’t know how to feel about that. On one hand, I couldn’t really blame him; but on the other he’d thrown in his lot with a bunch of tweed-clad fascists who probably thought The Cull was all the fault of immigrants.

“He told us about you, too, Lee. The loyal second-in-command, wounded in action, accessory to at least three murders that we know about.”

There was no point explaining that I was planning to betray Mac too. I was going to have to stay in character; play the part I’d created for myself and hope I could find a way out of this.

How ironic if I ended up hanging for Mac’s crimes before I had a chance to hang Mac for them myself.

“You killed two boys who were just scavenging for food. Don’t you dare talk to me about murder,” I spat.

Baker rose from his seat, walked around the desk and backhanded me hard across the face. A large signet ring cut a groove across my cheek and I felt blood begin to trickle down it.

“Don’t answer me back, boy,” he growled, his façade of civility momentarily stripped away. “I killed looters. Plain and simple. We need law and order, especially now. There can be no exceptions to the rule of law, not for sex or age. Wrongdoing must be punished. Justice must be seen to be done and it must be swift and merciless.”