Thomas Sniegoski: In the House of the Wicked

“I thought it might make it easier for you to accept why I have come to you,” He said.

The implication hit Remy like a sledge to the heart.

“Am I dead?”

The man turned His gaze back to the fog-enshrouded sea.

“You could have been,” He said. “But I preferred that that you were not.”

As did Remy.

“Why are you…” Remy began, stopping as He again turned His attention to him.

“I need your help, Remy,” He said. “The Kingdom of Heaven needs your help.” The surf grew suddenly angry as winds began to howl off the restless water. “The world of man needs your help.”

Particles of sand hurled by the wind stung his face, and he raised a hand to shield himself from the onslaught.

The man had again turned away from him, gazing out into the fog and the unknown that existed beyond it. There came a low rumble of thunder; the ominous growl of uncertainty.

“There is a war coming, Remy Chandler,” He said. “And I need you to stop it.”

The smell of coffee had replaced that of the sea.

Remy groaned as he opened his eyes, looking up at the white tin ceiling. It took only a few seconds to figure out where he was; coffee beans grown and harvested in Hell had a very specific aroma when brewed.

He was reclining upon the leather sofa, covered with a heavy afghan, in Francis’ basement apartment. Remy sat up, peering across the living room into the kitchen, where Francis, the hobgoblin, and Angus were sitting around the kitchen table, having coffee.

“How did I end up here?” Remy asked, pulling the afghan off.

“Hey, look who’s awake,” Francis said. He rose from his chair, going to the cabinet and reaching for a mug. “Coffee?”

“Sure,” Remy said, noticing that he was wearing a turquoise sweat suit. “What the fuck am I wearing?”

“Your clothes were pretty much nonexistent after you fell from the sky,” Francis said as he poured a steaming cup from the carafe. He crossed the room and handed Remy the cup.

“How did you all get in here?” Remy asked, ready to take a sip, desperate for the taste and the jolt the Hell-grown beans would bring. “Thought I had the only keys.”

When Francis had disappeared and was believed dead, Remy had been left the Newbury Street brownstone. He thought he was the only one who could get inside.

“I left a key under the mat,” Francis said, returning to the kitchen.

“What mat?” Remy asked after his first sip of the rejuvenating brew.

“There’s got to be a mat around here somewhere,” the former Guardian said, filling his own cup again.

“There’s always a mat,” Angus agreed with a nod.

“A dime a dozen,” the hobgoblin added.

Remy left the living room and approached them, coffee in hand.

“Anybody care to fill me in on what happened out there?” he asked. “I’m guessing that the outcome was favorable?”

Francis shrugged. “All depends on how you define favorable.”

“The shadow realm didn’t flood the earth, so that’s good,” the hobgoblin stated.

Remy eyed the small, ugly creature.

“You dragged me out of there-the shadow realm-with Ashley,” Remy said.

“Yeah,” the hobgoblin said, rising from his chair with a wince. He was wearing a yellowed wifebeater stained with blood, and Remy could see that his shoulder was heavily bandaged.

“The name’s Squire,” the goblin said, reaching across the table to take Remy’s hand in a powerful grip. “Sorry that I didn’t bring back the real girl on the first try.”

Remy shook Squire’s hand. “Thank you,” he said. “I didn’t even know.”

“Golems can be tricky,” the sorcerer Angus added, chubby hands wrapped around his coffee mug.

“Where is she?” Remy then asked. “Is she all right?”

Francis lowered his mug, silent for longer than Remy cared for.

“She’s up in one of the apartments on the first floor,” Francis answered. “I said that she could use it to get herself cleaned up. Get her shit together.”

“Is she all right?” Remy asked again.

“Yeah, I guess,” he said. The others were nodding in agreement. “She’s been through a lot…seen some things that somebody like her…”

Francis seemed as if he wanted to say something else, but stopped and had some more to drink.

“Not just her,” Angus spoke up, turning his coffee mug in his hands. “As of tonight, the entire world has seen things the likes of which have never been witnessed on such a grand scale.” The sorcerer got up from his chair, going to the coffeepot for a refill. “Little girls promising a message from God, things emerging from the shadows, a swirling black hole in the sky…”

Angus looked directly at him as he poured.

“An angel flying into that hole and exploding in a flash of heavenly light.”

He set the carafe back down and took a quick sip from his cup as he returned to his seat.

“As of tonight…I would say the whole goddamned planet has changed.”

Remy had hoped that maybe, somehow, the rational, thinking minds of the world would have explained it all away as some sort of mass hallucination brought on by…he didn’t know exactly. He expected those same rational brains to fill in the blanks.

Didn’t sound like that was in the cards this time.

“That bad?” Remy asked.

“Pretty bad,” Francis said. “More than two thousand dead, and that was just a result of the television broadcast. We haven’t even gotten a number yet on how many as a result of what happened on the plaza.”

Remy felt the weight of the world push down even further on his shoulders as he remembered the message given to him in his subconscious.

There’s a war coming.

“Did Ashley get in touch with her folks?” Remy asked, needing to change the subject.

“I gave her my phone,” Francis said. “But she said that she wanted to wait until you woke up…to talk with you before…”

Remy understood what he needed to do. Nodding, he finished his cup and set it down on the table. As much as he’d rather not, he needed to speak with Ashley, to explain to her how sorry he was for getting her involved in his insane world.

“I guess I should get up there,” Remy said, motioning toward the door. “What room is she in?”

“Maybe you should take it easy for a little while longer,” Francis suggested. “Give her some more time to wrap her brain around everything that she’s gone through.”

“I think she needs an explanation now,” Remy said.

“Angus and Squire are going to be hanging out for a while. Why don’t we get some Chinese and…”

“What room?”

“Gave her the key to 1G,” Francis said, resigned to the fact that he was going.

Remy headed toward the stairs that would take him up to the lobby and was halfway up when Francis called up to him from below.

Standing on the stairs, Remy turned to see what he wanted.

“Can I talk to you about something?” Francis asked.

“Can it wait until…”

“It’s about Ashley,” Francis spoke out, his features frighteningly still. “And what I could do to help her.”

The discussion he’d had with Francis lingered like a bad smell in his thoughts as he stopped before the door to apartment 1G.

He looked toward the stairs to see Francis reach the first floor.

“I’ll wait out here,” he said. “If she says yes.”

Remy nodded, chilled by Francis’ suggestion, but also feeling a twisted sort of relief that the option he was going to present to her even existed.

It would be up to her to decide.

Remy knocked lightly upon the door and waited.

“Yeah?” called a tiny voice from behind the door.

“It’s me,” Remy answered.

“Come in.”