Diana Rowland - How the White Trash Zombie Got Her Groove Back

I had no doubt I looked like the greenest tourist in existence as I worked my way through the touch screen menu to get a MetroCard, but I finally managed to pay my fare and board the train I needed without having to ask the homeless guy sitting against the wall for help. A small crowd was already waiting for the train, but I continued farther down the platform and managed to score a car with only a few people in it. An Asian woman sat at the far end, headphones on and lips moving as if silently singing along to her music. A few seats away a black man in a business suit knitted something blue and complex. A man with reddish-brown hair and wearing sunglasses sat in the middle of the car, a German Shepherd sitting quietly at his feet.

The dog lifted its head and let out a low growl as I sidled past. I froze.

“Hush, Marla,” the man murmured, and the dog subsided and laid its head on its paws again. “It’s because you’re a pretty girl,” he continued, not moving except to speak. “Marla gets jealous of pretty girls.”

All right, so apparently he wasn’t blind since he knew I was a girl. Though maybe he was blind since I was far from pretty at the moment. “Yeah, well, tell her I’m not your type,” I said, probably a bit more grumpily than I’d intended, but blind or not, the dude creeped me out a little, though I couldn’t put my finger on why. I tugged my hood a bit lower, quickly continued to the end of the car and stood by the door before looking back at the pair. The man hadn’t moved and still seemed to be staring straight ahead, but Marla watched me intently. When my stop came I hurried off, weirdly relieved when they remained on the train.

Maybe Marla used to be a cadaver dog? I mused as I trotted up the steps of the subway station. Ed Quinn’s girlfriend, Marianne, had worked search and rescue with a dog who’d been trained to find corpses. Ed had used the dog’s ability to smell rotting flesh to find zombies, who he’d then stalked and murdered.

I shuddered, glad to emerge from the subway even though the sun had set and I didn’t know the turf. It was beyond unlikely that some random guy on a subway in New York would figure out I was a zombie—or even know about zombies in the first place—but the encounter still left me weirded out.

At the risk of looking like a tourist again, I consulted the map and peered at street signs to get my bearings. Fortunately, I looked raggedy enough that I didn’t make a tempting mark for pickpockets or muggers. Or maybe the ever-so-faint scent of rot wafting off me kept assailants at bay. Hey, whatever worked. Stuffing the map back into my pocket, I tugged my hood down low again and slouched east on Canal Street. Surely Brian would have enough brains with him that I could top off. It wouldn’t solve my spongy patches, but I’d take what I could get at this point.

After another quick peek at the map, I continued for several blocks on Canal—which wasn’t much like the Canal Street in New Orleans at all—then headed north on Greene. After half a block I slowed my pace and let myself drink in the charm of the area. With wrought-iron lamps, cobbled streets and granite blocks instead of pavement, the street instantly gave off a vibe of sedate and classy . Narrow buildings four or five stories high crowded together on either side, many with carved and columned store fronts, and with fire escapes painted the same color as the rest of the structure. The occasional bit of graffiti dotted a wall, but less frequently as I continued up the street. It was quieter along here, and even the thrum of car tires over cobblestones seemed almost melodic.

And, best of all, I spied the sign for Grand Street at the end of the block, as well as one for Betsy’s Bakes.

Hot fucking damn, I actually found it. I smiled. Look at me, getting the hang of this big city shit.

An elderly man strode by, humming softly to himself. A cyclist wove between cars and darted through the intersection with a Fuck You to traffic laws. A couple of young women exited Betsy’s Bakes, and a man talking on his phone on the opposite corner watched them for a few seconds before turning away again. The man’s bomber jacket looked like poor Chris Peterson’s, and a tug of grief went through me.

The man turned his head to glance down the cross street, and my heart gave a quick double-thud as his profile registered. Boat Launch Guy —Edwards , the security guard at Saberton who’d helped escort Jane out. He wasn’t in uniform now, but rather a dark green sweater, khaki slacks, and the jacket stolen from a murder victim. But I didn’t believe for a second that he was off-duty.

Pulse racing, I stopped and pretended to consult something on my phone while I continued to scan. Saberton. Did they have Brian? Or had Brian sold me out? Were they waiting for me?

I had no answers, and I also had no way of knowing if any of the other pedestrians were bad guys. No way was Edwards here staking this place out on his own, but he was the only one I recognized. And if I didn’t get the hell off the street, it was only a matter of time before they recognized me.

Doing my best not to appear suspicious, I ducked into the nearest shop and quickly closed the door behind me. Some sort of antique shop or interior design place, judging by the furniture and knick knacks and décor shit. I edged past a settee and a table full of globes to where I could peer out the window, angling so that I could watch Edwards on the corner as well as the entrance to Betsy’s Bakes. Another man ambled toward the intersection from farther up the street, and I caught the quick glance he exchanged with Edwards before he crossed. He had his hands tucked into the pockets of a tan trench coat. I had no trouble imagining weapons in them.

“Are you in some kind of trouble?” a clear voice asked.

Startled, I spun around to see a sharp-featured, thirty-something man in a dark grey suit regarding me with a wary expression. “I don’t want any trouble in here,” he stated, then pointed toward the door. “Take it outside.”

I shot a quick look at the man in the trench coat, pulse quickening as he began strolling toward the shop. Shit! Had he seen me? Or was he simply walking and patrolling, or whatever it was called when bad guys did it? Either way, my level of “I’m fucked” was rapidly climbing.

I quickly moved away from the window and toward the shop dude. “I’m sorry,” I mumbled even as I cast another furtive look over my shoulder. I couldn’t see where Trench Coat had gone. “You got a back door I can use?” I asked him, not faking the desperation in my voice one bit. “I swear to god I’m not running from the cops.”

His eyes narrowed as they raked over me, and I had no illusions about what he saw. I looked like a homeless waif, possibly a drug addict. And not from New York either, not with my southern accent waving the not-a-Yankee flag. I half-expected him to reach for a phone to call the cops, but to my surprise he jerked his head toward the back.

“Thanks,” I breathed, then darted toward the little hallway that led to the rear of the shop. At the end of the hall was a small bathroom and a storage room, and to the left was an office with a loveseat crammed in a corner and a desk against the far wall. A brass coat rack held a black wool coat and a tweed fedora. But I didn’t see a back door anywhere.

I turned to Shop Dude in time to see him click the lock on the front door and flip the sign to Closed . That done, he turned and headed my way, an ugly smile on his face.

I’d almost been raped once, though I was drugged at the time and managed to almost die before it could happen. Since then I’d processed the various thoughts and feelings about that incident any number of times and wondered what would have happened if the guy who’d spiked my drink hadn’t taken that curve too quickly and died in the resulting car wreck, wondered what would have happened if I’d survived the cocktail of drugs in my system and he’d done the shit he’d wanted to do to me. I still had the occasional nightmare, even though I survived the experience in every way that mattered.