Allen Zadoff - Boy Nobody

Memories come. I don’t know why.

They go away eventually if I keep moving.

I’m a mile from Jack’s now, walking down the street, moving toward my egress point. If all has gone as planned, I should be clear and on my way out of town.

Should be.

I’m not.

I sense it a moment before it happens. Something in the air shifts. Everyone has intuition, but not everyone knows how to listen to it. I’ve been trained to listen, to perceive small changes in the environment around me, to predict outcomes before they happen.

And I’ve been trained to react.

My intuition tells me something is about to happen.

And then it does.

A dark gray sedan comes around the corner. The car jerks slightly when the driver sees me. It happens in a split second, like when someone spots a pothole at the last moment and pulls the wheel to avoid it.

But there’s no pothole. Only me.

It’s a natural human reaction. When you spot what you’re looking for, your body reacts. In poker they call it a tell , a physical tic that reveals what’s going on with the player.

This driver has a tell. That’s good.

Because by the time the car pulls to a stop in the middle of the road, I’ve had a few seconds to prepare.

I rapid-scan the area:

Empty road behind. Stone and gravel surface beneath. A spattering of houses set way back from the road, their views obscured behind thickets of trees.

And the car in front of me, twenty yards away.

I continue for a few steps, and the license comes into view. It’s not one of Jack’s dad’s cars. This car has diplomatic plates.

The doors open. Four Asian men in suits get out. They do it casually, as if the non sequitur of four men in suits stopped in the middle of a suburban street is no big deal.

Choices:

I could escape into the woods. See how good they are on foot and separated.

Some would say that’s the best strategy in this situation, divide power and take it on little by little.

Some say that. I don’t.

There’s another trick that I learned from the people who trained me. Don’t diffuse power; concentrate it. Get it too close together, where its effectiveness is reduced.

That’s the trick I will use.

The problem: I never carry a gun, and my weaponized ballpoint pen and other tools were dropped down a sewer. I left my empty backpack in a Dumpster a ways down the road.

So I’ve got nothing to rely on but my training.

It should be enough.

But I can’t know for sure.

I stay on the same trajectory, moving toward the car. Ten yards away now. I keep my posture nonthreatening. I’m a sixteen-year-old kid walking down the street. That’s what I want them to see.

It’s also the truth. I am sixteen. I am walking.

As I get closer, I can hear the men talking to one another in Mandarin. I see the cheap material of their suits, and I see how their jackets fit poorly over bulky shoulders.

Diplomats do not have bulky shoulders. Maybe one guy if he’s into fitness. Not four in a row.

I don’t know these guys. I didn’t come across them on the assignment with Jack. But they know something about me because they’re looking at me like I’m dinner at the zoo.

This could get interesting real fast.

“Hey,” the first one says. “We’re lost. Can you give us directions?”

His English is good. His ploy is not.

Nobody stops his car on a diagonal in the middle of the road to ask for directions.

It’s ridiculous, but I’m a teenager, so people often underestimate me.

Most teenagers fight against that because they want to prove how tough they are.

Not me.

It’s good to be underestimated. It’s what’s known as a tactical advantage.

So when the Chinese guy asks for directions, I say, “Sure. Where are you headed?”

He’s a little surprised, but not totally.

Still underestimating.

“I’ve got the address on my phone,” he says.

He holds out an Android phone for me to look at. The guy next to him shifts his eyes toward it. The phone is arm’s length away. Which means I have to come within arm’s length to read it.

I move closer.

The two guys in the back step in, tightening the net. They relax at the same time. This is going to be easy. That’s what they’re thinking. I see it reflected in their posture.

Two rows of two. I’m walking toward them and putting the story together at the same time. Thick chests, tight haircuts, and diplomatic plates. I’m probably looking at Chinese spies. I’m guessing Jack’s father was in business with them, and that’s the reason I was sent here.

But I don’t know for sure. I don’t need to know.

Asking questions is not what I do. I’m given an assignment, and I carry it out.

Most of the time it’s simple, but something has gone wrong, because they’re here, and I’ve been detected.

I’ll save the questions for later.

Only one thing matters right now.

Survive.

I do not fight for sport. I fight when it is necessary.

If they get me in a car with diplomatic plates, it’s all over. There will be no police interference, no help for me at all.

I cannot let that happen.

The guy who spoke English holds out his phone to me. I think of one of those deep-sea fish that has an appendage dangling in front of its mouth to attract prey. A fish with its own fishing rod, designed by nature.

AP Biology, Subtopic 3C: Competition and Predation.

This guy has his phone. He dangles it.

I take the bait.

Literally take it. Out of his hands.

I twirl and smash the phone into the bridge of his nose. I don’t ask questions, and I don’t hesitate. Not against four men.

The glass shatters. His nose shatters.

Before he even hits the ground, I’m on to the next man. This time it’s the corner of the phone. I spin and swing, and he takes it in the left eye. A quick adjustment, and I stab the phone into his right eye. The globe resists briefly before rupturing.

Two down.

Surprise was my advantage. No more.

The third man comes. He’s bigger than the others. Much bigger. He guards his face as he moves. He won’t be fooled like his friends.

So I fool him another way.

Noting that the fourth man has cleared to the edge of the road, I dive for the open car door. It’s exactly where number three wanted me a minute ago. But a minute is a long time in a fight. He thought he’d be putting me in the backseat. The fact that I’m already there means he has to come after me.

I move as though I’m going to jump through the door and out the other side.

I do half of that. I get into the car. I don’t get out again.

He comes.

It’s a narrow space. Flexibility wins over bulk in a narrow space.

I’m flexibility. He’s bulk.

He tries to get his arms around to swing at me, but there’s not enough room.

I still have the phone. This time I tuck it in my fist to weight the punch, and I lash out hard three times.

It stuns him but doesn’t disable him.

I slip out, and when he comes after me, I bash the door into his face.

He drops to the ground, out cold.

He knows how to take a punch, but he doesn’t know how to take a car door to the head. Nobody does.

I look up to find the fourth man waiting with his gun out.

He’s got a gun, and I’ve got a broken phone in my hand.

Not what you’d call a fair fight.

A stupid guy with a gun would think he’d already won. Not the fourth man. He’s smart. He’s been watching and learning.

He stays far away from the phone, away from me and outside of my striking range.

He keeps the gun aimed at my center mass. Which means he knows how to use it. If you aim at someone’s head and they move quickly, there’s very little chance you’re going to hit them. Not so if you keep the weapon on center mass.