Christopher Stasheff - The Warlock Enraged

Rod threw himself into a full lunge, skewering a third soldier’s thigh, as he shouted to the peasants, “Now! Here’s your chance! Fall on ‘em, and beat the hell out of ‘em!”

Then a pike-butt crashed into his chin and he spun backward, vision darkening and shot through with sparks; but a roar filled his ears and, as his sight cleared, he saw the peasant men slamming into the soldiers, staves rising and falling with a rhythm of mayhem.

Rod gasped, and staggered back toward them; there was no need for killing!

Then another thought nudged through: they needed prisoners, for information.

He blundered in among the peasants, took one quick glance at the remains of the melee, and gasped, “Stop! There’s no need… They don’t deserve…”

“Thou hast not seen what they’ve done,” the peasant next to him growled.

“No, but I intend to find out! Look! They’re all down, and some of ‘em may be dead already! Stand back, and leave them to me!”

A rough hand grasped his shoulder and spun him around. “I’ truth? And who art thou to command, thou who hast not lost blood to these wolves?”

Rod’s eyes narrowed. He straightened slowly, and knocked the man’s hand away with a sudden chop. It was ridiculous, and really shouldn’t have made any difference to anybody—but it would work; it’d get their cooperation. “I am the High Warlock, Rod Gallowglass, and it is due to my magic and my family’s, that you men stand here victorious, instead of sprawling as buzzard’s meat!”

He didn’t have to add the threat; the man’s eyes widened, and he dropped to one knee. “Your pardon, Lord! I… I had not meant…”

“No, of course you didn’t. How could you tell, when I’m dressed as a tinker?” Rod looked around to find all the peasants kneeling. “All right, that’s enough! Are you men or pawns, that you must kneel? Rise, and bind these animals for me!”

“On the instant, milord!” The peasants leaped to their feet, and turned to begin lashing up the soldiers with their own belts and garters. Rod caught the belligerent one by the shoulder. “How are you called?”

Apprehension washed his face, and he tugged at his forelock. “Grathum, an it please thee, milord.”

Rod shrugged. “Whether or not it pleases you, is a bit more important. Grathum, go after the women, and tell them the good news, will you?”

The man stared, realization sinking in. “At once, your lordship!” And he sped away.

Rod surveyed the knot-tying party and, satisfied everything was well under way with the minimum of vengeful brutality, glanced up at the trees and thought, Wonderful, children ! I’m a very proud daddy !

The branches waved slightly in answer. Rod could have bent his mind to it, and read their thoughts in return; but it still involved major effort for him, and he couldn’t spare the concentration just now. But he turned toward the underbrush, and thought, Thanks, dear. It was nice to see you throwing somebody else’s weight around for a change .

“As long as ‘tis not thine, my lord? Thou art most surely welcome!”

Rod looked up, startled—that was her voice, not her mind. Gwen came marching up, with the women and children behind her. Grathum hurried on ahead, face one big apology. “ ‘Ere I could come unto them, milord, thy wife had brought word, and begun their progress back.”

She had obviously run the message on her broomstick; the wives were herding their children silently, with covert glances at her, and the children were staring wide-eyed.

Rod turned back to Grathum. “Any more of these apes likely to be following you?”

The peasant shook his head. “Nay, milord—none that we know of. There were more bands—but they chased after others who fled. Only these followed the high road, when we who escaped to it so far as this, were so few.”

“ ‘Others who fled?’ ” Rod frowned, setting his fists on his hips. “Let’s try it from the beginning. What happened, Grathum? Start back before you knew anything was wrong.”

“Before…?” The peasant stared at him. “Tis some months agone, milord!”

“We’ve got time.” Rod nodded toward the north. “Just in case you’re worried, I’ve got sentries out.”

Grathum darted quick looks about him, then back at Rod, fearfully. Rod found it unpleasant, but right now, it was useful. “Several months back,” he prompted, “before you knew anything was wrong.”

“Aye, milord,” Grathum said, with a grimace. He heaved a sigh, and began. “Well, then! ‘Twas April, and we were shackling our oxen to the plows for the planting, and a fellow hailed me from the roadway. I misliked his look—he was a scrawny wight, with a sly look about him—but I’d no reason to say him nay, so I pulled in my ox and strode up to the hedge, to have words with him.

“ ‘Whose land is this?’ he did ask me; and I answered, ‘Why, o’ course, ‘tis the Duke of Romanov’s; but my master, Sir Ewing, holds it enfeoffed from him.’

“ ‘Nay,’ quoth this wight, ‘ ‘tis not his now, but the Lord Sorcerer Alfar’s—and I hold it enfeoffed from him.‘

“Well! At this I became angered. ‘Nay, assuredly thou dost not,’ I cried. ‘An thou dost speak such treason, no man would blame me!’ And I drew back my fist, to smite him.”

Rod’s mouth tightened. That sort of fit in with his overall impression of Grathum’s personality. “And what’d he do about it?”

“Why! He was gone ere I could strike—disappeared! And appeared again ten feet away, on my side of the fence! Ah, I assure thee, then fear did seize my bowels—but I ran for him anyway, with a roar of anger. Yet up he drifted into the air, hauling a thick wand out from his cloak, and struck down at me with it. I made to catch it, but ever did he seem to know where I would grasp next, and ever was his stick elsewhere; and thus did he batter me about the head and shoulders, till I fell down in a swoon. When I came to my senses, he stood over me, crowing, ‘Rejoice that I spared thee, and used only a wooden rod—nor tossed a ball of fire at thee, nor conjured a hedgehog into thy belly!’… Could he do such, milord?”

“I doubt it highly,” Rod said, with a dry smile. “Go on with your story.”

Grathum shrugged. “There’s little more to tell of that broil. ‘Be mindful,’ quoth he, ‘that thou dost serve me now, not that sluggard Sir Ewing.’ The hot blood rushed to my face, to hear my lord so addressed; but he saw it, and struck me with the wand again. I did ward the blow, but he was behind me on the instant, and struck me from the other side—and I could not ward myself, for that the arm that should have done it, was beneath me. ‘Be mindful,’ quoth he again, ‘and fear not Sir Ewing’s retribution; ere the harvest comes, he’ll not be by to trouble thee further.’ Then he grinned like to a broad saw, and vanished in a crack of thunder.”

Rod noted that all this junior wizard seemed to have done, was teleport and levitate—but he had used them to give him an advantage in a fight!

“This worm of a warlock was fully lacking in honor,” Gwen ground out, at his elbow.

“Totally unethical,” Rod agreed, “and, therefore, totally self-defeating, in the end. If witches and warlocks went around behaving like that , the mobs would be out after them in an instant—and how long could they last then?”

“Forever,” Grathum said promptly, “or so this Lord Sorcerer and his sorcery-knights do believe. They fear no force, milord, whether it come from peasants or knights.”

The fright in his tone caught at Rod. He frowned. “You sound as though you’re talking from experience. What happened?” Then he lifted his head as he realized what someone like Grathum might have done. “You did report this little incident to Sir Ewing, didn’t you?”