Jeaniene Frost - Halfway to the Grave

“But what did smashing his hand accomplish? We won’t know if Hennessey or Switch comes tonight. What if one of them do, and they nab someone? Danny isn’t worth a woman’s life because he slept with me and then dumped me!”

“I love you. You have no idea what you’re worth to me.”

Again, his voice was low, but this time it vibrated with emotion. Too distracted to drive and talk at the same time, I pulled off the highway and faced him.

“Bones, I-I can’t say the same, but you mean more to me than anyone else has. Ever. Isn’t that worth something?”

He leaned over and took my face in his hands. The same fingers that had just crushed and maimed delicately traced my jaw as though it were fine crystal.

“It’s worth something, but I’m still holding out to hear the other. Do you realize that tonight is the first time I’ve heard someone call you by your real name?”

“That’s not my real name anymore.” Honestly I felt that way. How vampire of me.

“What’s your full name? I already know it, of course, but I want to hear you say it.”

“Catherine Kathleen Crawfield. But you can call me Cat.” This last part was said with a smile because he had never addressed me in any way but one.

“I think I’ll stay with Kitten.” He smiled back, the tension easing. “It’s what you reminded me of when we met. An angry, defiant, brave little kitten. And every once in a while you’re cuddly like one.”

“Bones, I know you didn’t want to walk away before at the bar, and if I know you, you’re numbering Danny’s days. But I don’t want his death on my conscience. Promise me you’ll never do it.”

He gave me a look of amazement. “You don’t still have feelings for that wanker, do you?”

Apparently we still had some issues to discuss over good killing versus bad. “Oh, I have feelings for him, all right. I’d like to put him in the ground myself, believe me. Still, it would be wrong. Promise me.”

“Fine. I promise I won’t kill him.”

He said it too easily. My eyes narrowed.

“Promise me right here and now that you will also never cripple, maim, dismember, blind, torture, bleed, or otherwise inflict any injury on Danny Milton. Or otherwise stand by while someone else does as you watch.”

“Blimey, that’s not fair!” he protested.

Guess it was good I hadn’t just accepted his first agreement. “Promise!”

He made an exasperated noise. “Fine. Bloody hell. Didn’t I teach you too well to cover all of your bases?”

“Yes, you did. We can’t go back to the bar now. What do you want to do?”

He traced a finger across my lips.

“You decide.”

A twinge of mischief shot through me. With all of our meticulous research, going through missing persons reports, autopsies, and the general grim task of trying to find a bunch of mass murderers, we hadn’t had much time for lightheartedness. Putting the truck back into gear, I got onto the highway and headed south. After an hour, I pulled onto a gravel road.

Bones gave me a sideways smile. “Taking a trip down memory lane, are we?”

“So you do remember this place.”

“Hard to forget,” he snorted. “This is where you tried to kill me. You were so nervous, you kept blushing. Never had someone try to stake me who blushed so much.”

I parked within view of the water and unfastened my seat belt.

“You knocked the living daylights out of me that night. Want to try it again?”

A breath of laughter escaped him. “You want me to hit you? Blimey, but you do like it rough.”

“No. Let’s try the other. Maybe you’ll have better results. Want to shag?”

I managed to keep a straight face, but my lips twitched. A light appeared in his eyes, that beginning of green flame.

“Still wearing your stakes? Going to make me rest in pieces?” Bones took off his jacket as he spoke, clearly not alarmed in the least.

“Kiss me and find out.”

He moved in that lightning-fast way of his, the one I’d seen hundreds of times before but that still managed to surprise me with its suddenness. Bones pulled me to him, tilting my head back and covering my mouth before I blinked.

“Not much room in here,” he whispered after a long minute. “Want to go outside so you can stretch out?”

“Oh no. Right here. Love to do it in a truck.”

His former words rolled off my tongue and he laughed. His eyes glowed pure emerald and when he smiled, fangs protruded from his lips.

“Let’s find out.”

After another two weeks of fruitless trolling, we still hadn’t found any trace of Hennessey or Switch. I’d been to every sordid club within a fifty-mile range of Columbus, but with no luck. Bones reminded me that he’d been after Hennessey for the better part of eleven years. Age had taught him patience. Youth had taught me to get frustrated at the lack of progress.

We were at my apartment, waiting for the pizza I’d ordered. It was a Sunday evening, so we weren’t going out tonight. I had every intention of doing nothing but kicking back now and studying later. Even going to the grocery store had been too much for me, hence the delivery. Whatever I’d inherited from my mother, it hadn’t been her inclination to cook.

A knock at the door had me glancing in bemusement at the clock. Only fifteen minutes since I’d ordered. My, that was fast.

Courteously Bones started to get up, but I grabbed my robe and stopped him.

“Stay there. You’re not eating it anyway.”

A grin touched his mouth. He could eat solid food, I’d seen him do it, but he didn’t take much enjoyment out of it. He’d once remarked that he did it more to blend in.

I opened my front door-and then slammed it shut with a cry. “Sweet Jesus!”

Bones was up in a flash, still naked but now with a knife in his hand. The sight of that made another scream escape me even as there was an annoyed banging on the door.

“Catherine, what is the matter with you? Open this door!”

I was thrown into a state of sheer, mindless panic. “It’s my mother!” I whispered fiercely, as if Bones hadn’t figured that out. “Holy shit, you have to hide!”

I literally shoved him toward the bedroom, yelling, “I-I’ll be right there, I’m not dressed!”

He went, but with none of my hysteria. “Kitten, you still haven’t told her? Blimey, what are you waiting for?”

“The Second Coming of Christ!” I snapped. “And not a moment sooner! Here, in the closet!”

Her knocks were getting louder. “What is taking you so long?”

“I’ll be right there!” I hollered. Then to Bones, who was giving me a very aggravated look, “We’ll talk about this later. Just stay here and don’t make a sound, I’ll get rid of her as fast as I can.”

Without waiting for his reply, I shut the closet door with a bang and whirled back around, kicking his clothes and shoes under the bed. God, had he left his keys on the counter? What else could be around for her to find?

“Catherine!” It sounded like a kick punctuated my name this time.

“Coming!”

I flew over to the door and opened it with a broad, false smile. “Mom, what a surprise!”

She swept past me, more than a little upset. “I drop by to say hello, and you slam the door in my face? What is wrong with you?”

I wracked my brain to think up an excuse. “Migraine!” I said triumphantly before lowering my voice and affecting a pained expression. “Oh, Mom, I’m glad to see you, but it’s a bad time.”

She was staring at my apartment with a look of amazement. Uh-oh. How to explain?

“Look at this place.” Her arms encompassed the small, drastically altered space. “Catherine, where did you get the money to pay for all of this?”