Филип Этанс: The Savage Caves

…three…

He led the sound of the halfling’s feet and launched himself over the first row of yellow bushes.

…four…

He saw the side of her face whip past the trunk of a tree and turned so he would come up just behind her.

…five…

She stopped and swerved on one heel with a lithe grace Regdar had to admire even as he was cursing it. He practically fell sideways to compensate.

…six…

She stopped screaming and dived for cover behind another tree, but Regdar’s hand came down and took up a handful of her long, carefully braided hair.

Lidda jumped toward him. It was exactly what Regdar would have done if he was in her place, so he knew how and when to take advantage of it. There was a flash of steel, and Regdar brought his other hand up past his chest and batted the hand Lidda was holding the dagger in away from his throat. The weapon went sailing, and Lidda gasped in pain and surprise.

Regdar slipped a hand around her waist and turned her around to face him. He took his hand from her hair and wrapped it around the pommel of her sheathed short sword.

And to think, he hadn’t stopped Jozan from talking the townspeople into giving her her weapons back.

She tried once to squirm out of his grip, but when he squeezed her she stopped.

“Yeah, well, all right, then,” she said, not breathing as hard as Regdar would have expected. “Watch the spiky bits, there, Ramdor.”

He dropped her to her feet, careful not to snag her on any of his armor’s spikes. Regdar slid his right arm around to under her arm and back behind her head. His left hand stayed on her sword. She must have known how easy it would be for him to break her neck, so she didn’t try to get away. Jozan approached, having some trouble moving through the undergrowth. Regdar dropped to one knee, so he wasn’t improperly balanced, leaning over the halfling who was only half his height.

Lidda turned her head enough to see Jozan and said, “Yeah, like that was fair. Your god actually lets you do that sort of thing to an innocent girl just trying to see a little of the world?”

“Pelor,” Jozan said, smiling, “moves in mysterious ways.”

Lidda opened her mouth to speak again but stopped herself. Regdar figured even she was smart enough to know that you can insult a priest, but you better think twice before insulting his god.

Tzrg gripped the tray with both hands and eyed the slippery surface of the flowstone ledge. Rezrex and two of his hobgoblins sat near the edge, tossing loose stones off the high drop-off—as tall as thirteen or fourteen goblins—into the normally mirror-still water of the big crystal pool below. The hobgoblins looked angular and brutal against the smooth, rounded white surface of the flowstone.

“Beer!” the big hobgoblin shouted, waving Tzrg forward.

Tzrg didn’t used to serve beer. It was a female’s job before Rezrex came and should have been a female’s job afterward. Rezrex didn’t like the female goblins coming near him, though. He said things about them in the hobgoblin language that Tzrg didn’t understand. Rezrex had killed a total of twelve of the Stonedeep goblins—either himself, one of his other hobgoblins, or in battle against the Cavemouth Tribe—but none of them female. It meant the Stonedeep Tribe might still have a future, but either way it would be a future created for them by Rezrex.

A single harsh word in the hobgoblin tongue echoed against the ceiling some hundred feet up. Tzrg jumped. It was Rezrex who had shouted, because Tzrg wasn’t bringing the beer fast enough.

With three heavy stone flagons full of beer on it, the tray was heavy. It wasn’t easy for Tzrg to carry it without spilling, and he knew he’d be punished if he spilled. He walked carefully, not looking over the edge, and managed to get within the huge hobgoblin’s reach without spilling any of the bitter fungus beer.

Rezrex’s face twisted into a hideous, huge grin, showing ragged yellow fangs and diseased gums. Tzrg looked away before he made eye contact. He looked down and felt Rezrex take one of the flagons from the slate tray. As the other two hobgoblins took their drinks, Tzrg’s eyes wandered to the cave behind where Rezrex was sitting on a carved stone chair. Behind Rezrex and to Tzrg’s left was the dark, round entrance to the side-passage that was once Tzrg’s private cave. It was the cave that all the chiefs of the Stonedeep Tribe had lived in for generation after generation. Tzrg hadn’t seen the inside of it in weeks.

Rezrex said something in the hobgoblin language, but the only word Tzrg recognized was what he had come to think of as Rezrex’s nickname for him. Tzrg didn’t know exactly what the word meant, but he was pretty sure it was an insult. He’d never heard Rezrex use it to refer to anyone else.

Tzrg looked up and saw that Rezrex was looking at him expectantly, as if he was waiting for the goblin to respond. Tzrg had been in this situation more than once with Rezrex and usually, he just said “ Tzrg pzvmp .”—Tzrg serves.

This time, though, the words caught in Tzrg’s throat. There were a dozen goblins in the deep shadows off to his right and back, away from the hobgoblin. They were eyeing the beer barrel, their eyes flicking from it to Tzrg and back again. They wanted beer, but Rezrex was denying them drink. They were limited to water as if they were females, and they didn’t like it. They kept looking at Tzrg as if he could do something about it.

Rezrex batted the tray out of Tzrg’s hands, and it smashed him in the face. He stepped back and pinwheeled his arms. Behind him was a sheer drop into water Tzrg knew was over his head. He managed not to fall off only by the slightest margin. The tray went spinning down, bouncing off the smooth, pale flowstone, and splashed into the crystal pool.

The two hobgoblins, who sat on either side of Rezrex, laughed hysterically.

“ Kdl Tzrg ,” the hobgoblin growled. “ Kdl Rezrex .”—Tzrg’s cave. Rezrex’s cave.

Tzrg couldn’t help glancing at the entrance to the little cave that used to mark him as the chief of the Stonedeep Tribe. The goblins who’d been looking to him to get them beer came forward a few steps, craning their necks to see him.

Tzrg had a flash of anger—he was angry at the other goblins, his goblins. They had stepped aside when Rezrex came, hadn’t resisted the hobgoblins either. They all looked at him like he was supposed to do something, but none of them were willing to do anything themselves. They went up the cave with Rezrex and raided the Cavemouth Tribe. They even helped to steal the Cavemouth’s hive spider queen. They all knew what that meant for the Cavemouth goblins: feral spiders, chaos, death. They helped to shatter the old treaties that kept the Cavemouth Tribe safely up high, and the Stonedeep Tribe safely below. They did what Rezrex told them to do, just like Tzrg, but they still had the nerve to look at him like Tzrg was lurched forward so fast and so hard his neck almost snapped. Rezrex was holding him by the front of his ragged tunic, taking up some of Tzrg’s chest hair with the mildewed old cloth. Tzrg hissed in pain as he was lifted off his feet and drawn in close to the hobgoblin’s huge, stinking face.

“Listen, Tzrg,” Rezrex growled in halting Goblin. “Rezrex leads. More than eighteen goblins. More than eighteen tribes. Rezrex leads. Leads goblins. Tzrg knows?”

Tzrg nodded, letting himself hang there. Tzrg understood what the hobgoblin meant. He was going to lead all the goblins. Every goblin would fall under his leadership. Tzrg couldn’t imagine how such a thing might be possible, then he considered the size of the beast that was holding him off the ground with one hand. There was the magical mace, too, and the hobgoblin henchmen… and the Stonedeep Tribe. Maybe it wasn’t so hard to imagine after all.