Rob Thurman - Grimrose path

"Stripper." I threw a towel at him.

"Who has goals in the theater." He caught it and polished the bar with broad strokes.

"She wants to be a porn star." I looked for something else to throw, but there was nothing that wouldn't come out of this month's profit.

"And she does charity work." He tossed the towel across his shoulder and folded his arms.

"She does you for free?" I smiled with caustic cheer.

He frowned. "I do not pay for sex, little girl."

"You only get to call me that for four more years." And five foot five was not that short. Maybe in comparison to the six-foot-plus American Indian body he'd chosen, I was somewhat smaller, but I was not little, most especially not when it came to temper, where it counted most. "So did you offer her free drinks here for the duration of your sexcapades or fix her refrigerator?"

That got the towel thrown back at me. "No, thanks." I folded it and put it aside. "I don't have to stuff my bra. Unlike some, I don't feel the need to be a double D or wax myself as bare as a honeydew melon. Barbie dolls are for little girls to play with, not grown, perverted men. Now, about our demon trouble."

That distracted him. "What demon trouble?"

I told him. He grasped the implications as quickly as I had. "There aren't many out there who could do that," he said thoughtfully, before adding, "one less now that I'm grounded."

"Godzilla to the hundredth power is running around and you have to get your ego in the picture," I said fondly. "Just remember, your biggest and baddest power now is dropping bird shit on people's cars." He kept reminding me how vulnerable I was now. I didn't want him to forget he was as well.

He ignored the insult-to his manhood and bird-hood. "And Eligos is back." He turned and served a beer to one of our regulars-a walking handlebar mustache roosting on a skinny guy it was using for life support. The man was a person; he had a name. I knew it… first, middle, last, and nickname. I knew where he'd been born. I knew where he lived, who he lived with, how much money he made in Social Security checks. I made it my business to know these things about all my regulars, but one look at him and the mustache never failed to jump into the foreground-an entity all its own. It was like seeing someone with a giant if not friendly spider on his face… It was difficult to ignore.

"We knew he wasn't leaving Vegas," I said as the mustache shuffled off to its customary table in the corner. "I'm surprised he didn't single-handedly found the place. This city is tailor-made for him."

"And I imagine he thinks the same about you. You caught his interest, and right now, being mortal, that is not a good thing," he said disapprovingly, as if somehow it was my fault that I might be more entertaining to kill than whatever it was that Eli usually came across.

"Don't think it's all about me. You're as intriguing or at least he will think you still are." I pinched his cheek. "He might even think you're more 'purty' than I am, you never know. A hot babe like you who has to part lusting strippers like the Red Sea just to walk among the common people. He might want to take you out instead of killing you. Of course he's not a blonde with breasts the same size and shape as the Hindenburg, but he won't drop a pastie in your soup at dinner either."

"I think I'll bring Morocco by the bar," he contemplated. "Let you meet her. I think you two will bond."

"Playing hardball. Cranky, cranky. I would think you'd be in a better mood having your manly needs fulfilled and all." I took my apron off and stuffed it under the bar. "Morocco. That's beautiful," I said solemnly. "Is that where her people are from? Lots of blue-eyed blondes there."

"I think she saw it on the Travel Channel," he replied with equal gravity, "and thought it sounded exotic."

I thought about spearing his hand with a tiny paper drink umbrella, then gave it up as a lost cause and advised, "Hide all your singles when she's around. I'll be back in a few hours."

"And you're going where while I toil at your bar?" he demanded.

"Out to play hooky with demons. You ditched yesterday, so I get to ditch today. Remember, this place keeps a roof over your head. Unless you want to take up stripping yourself." I gave him a wave and went out through the back office to the alley entrance. That was one thing Leo didn't have that a born trickster did. We were very aware of money… how much we had, how much someone else had, and how we planned on conning them out of it. We were magpies, and money-even in the day when money was shells, salt, or measures of grain-money was the bright shiny thing we loved. Some of us loved it more than others. There were tricksters who had an enormous amount of wealth socked away and some, like me, who kept enough just to be comfortably off when human. Leo didn't have that same need, that drive. When he needed money, he would get it. But when you were born a trickster, you always needed it, whether you spent it or not.

I did like to spend mine.

In the alley, I opened the door to my car. It still had that wonderful new-car smell and like my last one, destroyed in November, it was red-my color and it had been since my very first trick.

It had started with an apple.

No, not that apple.

Just an ordinary ripe red apple and a greedy farmer who wouldn't share with a cute little girl with tangled black hair and dirty feet. He probably blamed it on not praying enough to the local fertility goddess when he woke up the next morning to find every branch of every tree bare of even a single piece of fruit, but it was just a baby trickster teaching her very first lesson. Don't be greedy, and don't take anything for granted, because something could take it all away from you.

More than nine hundred demons had apparently learned that lesson in the past six months, taking their lives for granted, or so Eli said. And I trusted Eli's word. Oh, I so did not. Not even in the womb would I have been that naive. If all those demons had been killed, more than Eli would know about it-other demons would as well. I only had to track one down and ask him… or her. Unlike angels, demons would wear a male or female body-whatever it took to get the job done. Angels, on the other hand… I shook my head and backed out of the alley into traffic on Boulder Highway, ignored the enraged honking, and sped off. I wasn't going to ruin my good mood thinking about those chauvinistic pigeons.

I met Griffin and Zeke at Caesars Palace. Zeke had been banned from the Venetian for trying to drown in one of the canals a demon disguised as a singing, then gurgling, gondolier. He'd also been blacklisted at the Luxor for excessive buffet use in one sitting. Zeke was not precisely a Renaissance man. When it came to killing demons and loyalty, he was at the top of his game. When it came to everything else-that's why insurance existed. He either didn't get it and didn't want to get it. Or he wanted to get it and you'd better get your ass out of his way.

Twenty minutes later I was walking past centurions with much better teeth than the genuine ones had had, breathed in air touched with smoke, adrenaline, and despair, and tracked down Griffin and Zeke in one of the bars on the floor of the casino. They were in a small booth in a gloom-filled corner. That was Vegas-all blinding sun outside but always twilight inside-no matter what time of the day. Illusions were kept whole by those shadows and Vegas itself was one big illusion. Inside that illusion, Zeke was nursing a beer and his partner an untouched whiskey from the smell of it when I sat beside him. The alcohol was camouflage or at least it was supposed to be. "Someone having a bad day?" I nodded at the half-empty beer.

"We came by the pool and Zeke had to walk past the buffet." Griffin gave his partner a shoulder bump. "Like Romeo and Juliet. Star-crossed lovers destined to forever be apart." Zeke didn't respond beyond sliding down a few inches and having another swallow of beer.