Sean Cullen - The Prince of Two Tribes

“Well, much as I’d like to hear some Christmas carols sung by the Robertson Davies Academy Glee Club,” Brendan announced, “I think I may just go home early.”

“I’ll tell Ms. Abernathy you were feeling a little under the weather,” Mr. Greenleaf offered.

“You won’t be lying,” Brendan said with a pained expression. “See you tonight.”

Brendan headed for the door. Passing the library, he suddenly realized what had been bothering him.

What happened to Chester? He was standing right there when I went into the office, but he wasn’t there when I came out. That’s weird.

He shrugged and pushed his way through the doors and into the cold. Just one more thing that I can’t explain or do anything about.

He headed for home.

^ 51 On a side note, I wonder why UFOs always appear to people of doubtful credibility-drunk men, the insane, hillbillies, etc. If aliens really wanted to abduct humans and experiment on them, why wouldn’t they abduct articulate people who might elucidate them on the finer points of humanity? Why not abduct authors, scientists, or (yes, it must be said, though I disdain the limelight) narrators like myself? I would like nothing more than to be abducted by interstellar travellers and spend some idle hours shooting the breeze with them telepathically. Let this be your invitation, Starpeople! I will be waiting in an empty field just outside of Poughkeepsie, New York, after 7 P.M. each Wednesday.

^ 52 Though such advice seems obvious, thousands of children are stuck to cold metal pipes by their tongues each year. Please give generously to “Don’t Lick It, Kids!,” a non-profit organization that I have founded.

^ 53 I have to say, I sympathize with Brendan on this point. The washroom is not a place for chatting. One should be allowed to evacuate one’s bladder in peace without any casual conversation or distractions.

Harold and Dmitri had decided to take the day off. They were both exhausted by their vigil over the past few nights. In the end, Harold had just crashed on a futon in Dmitri’s room. He’d already called his parents and told them that he’d be spending the night. Delia had gone home but made them promise they would meet at noon to confront the person Harold believed was the nemesis.

Dmitri had managed to calm his babka after she burst in on them in the shed. She kept babbling about Princes and Enemies and Little People until Dmitri finally convinced her to lie down on her daybed in the living room. He made her some tea and toast, but by the time he carried them into the living room, she was asleep as if nothing had happened. Dmitri left the tray on the coffee table and went up to bed himself.

Noon found the three conspirators in the BQM Eatery on Ossington Street. Harold had suggested it because he knew that the nemesis lived nearby. They could stake out the streetcar stop. Also, he was quite fond of their burgers. They sat on stools, faces to the window with an eye on the transit shelter across the road.

“How do we know this guy’s going to come?” Delia said. She picked at a salad with a plastic fork. “How do we even know he is the nemesis or whatever? How do we know that the old lady isn’t completely nuts?”

“That isn’t very nice,” Dmitri said sulkily.

“She has a point, though,” Harold admitted. “I just think this is the guy. I can’t think of anybody else who fits the bill.”

“So when will we see him?” Delia asked. “Are you sure he’ll come here?”

“I take my piano lessons nearby,” Harold said through a mouthful of low-fat turkey burger. “I ride the same streetcar as he does lots of times. He always got out here. His mum works in the Pizzeria Libretto across the road.”

“Why do you know all that?” Delia wondered.

Harold shrugged. “I dunno. I’m an artist. Or at least I want to be an artist and one of the things artists are supposed to do is observe people. You know.”

“So he comes here to meet his mum,” Delia said. “What if she isn’t working today?”

“She is,” Dmitri interjected. “I called and asked for her an hour ago. I hung up when they went to call her to the phone.”

“Wow.” Delia nodded, impressed. “You guys are good. And a little bit creepy.”

Before Harold could respond, Dmitri sat up higher on his stool and exclaimed, “There he is!”

Their eyes swung to the other side of the street, where a streetcar had just stopped. The door opened and passengers stepped down onto the road. An old woman was struggling with a shopping cart in the narrow folding doorway when a large, broad-shouldered boy lifted the cart and carried it to the curb for her. The old lady smiled and said something to the boy, who merely nodded and turned toward the BQM window.

Chester Dallaire had changed a great deal since the bizarre episode that had made news headlines. He was leaner and his skin was clearer. His hair was neatly trimmed. The cruel smirk he’d habitually worn when he picked on Harold and Dmitri during their first weeks at RDA was gone. His expression was guarded and his eyes wary.

“That’s the nemesis?” Delia asked. “I was expecting someone… I don’t know, scarier?”

“He was indeed more frightening before the incident,” Dmitri explained.

“Incident?” Delia asked.

“He had some kinda breakdown and ran away. Wouldn’t stop running,” Harold told her. “They say it was like he was possessed or something. It was on the news.”

“That’s the guy?” Delia cried in disbelief. “I remember that story. He doesn’t look crazy.”

“He had therapy and he’s only just come back to school,” Harold said.

“He used to pick at Brendan and us,” Dmitri continued. “But now he’s a different person.”

“Pick on us,” Delia mumbled. “Okay, let’s go.”

“What?” Harold cried. “Go where? What are you gonna do? Just walk right up to him and ask him if he’s the nemesis of Brendan? You’ll sound totally crazy.”

Delia shrugged on her coat. “You guys stay here and try not to wet your pants, okay? Just leave it to me.”

While they were talking, Chester had entered the pizzeria. Delia took her time, crossing at the light and entering the restaurant through the steam-glazed glass door.

Inside, a few customers were enjoying their pizza and pasta at a long bar. Long tables full of lunchtime diners stretched toward the back of the narrow restaurant. The room buzzed with conversation and the clatter of plates as people met for lunch before the holidays. Delia scanned the room for Chester but couldn’t find him. Moving deeper into the restaurant, she passed beneath an arch that was covered in a chalkboard. Customers had scrawled messages praising the food in multicoloured chalk. She paused to read a couple of comments, and when she dropped her eyes again, she almost ran into Chester.

He was carrying a plate full of pasta in one hand and a pizza in the other. For an awkward second Delia was nose to chest with him. She looked up into his face.

Everything about him was big. He was easily a head taller than Delia. He looked down at her warily.

“Hi,” Delia said at last.

“Hi,” Chester answered. “Do you mind?”

“Oh, sorry.” Delia stepped out of his way. He passed her and went to an empty stool at the end of the bar nearest the window. He sat down and unrolled a knife and fork from a napkin. For a big person, his movements were careful and precise. He cut his pizza into wedges and then into smaller pieces. Lifting a piece to his mouth, he stopped, his brown eyes aimed at Delia.

Delia realized she’d been staring at him and tried to cover her gaffe with a winning smile. She walked over and stood beside him.