Annie Nicholas: Koishi

Reaching inside his breast pocket, he removed the worthless earrings. Why had he bothered with a trade? The hint of silver in the jewelry wasn’t worth his time. Well…her laugh had been. It had been awhile since he’d found someone amusing.

Most of the locals didn’t understand his humor.

So, she’d come to the island for him. Flattering. He scratched his chin and let the silver jewelry warm his palm. She’d make a nice toy. How far could he push her? How desperate was she to meet a dragon?

A familiar sensation tugged on his body. It gave him enough warning to hold his breath before the gate teleported him back to the archway. The travel used to knock the wind out of him, but he’d been doing this for centuries. He arrived crouched and ready to tear something apart. It was about fucking time someone tried to escape Outremer.

The gate stood before him and was housed between two large natural stone pillars inside the volcano. The veil of magic undulated like the surface of a pond. Old lava tubes led to the site from his lair, but whenever something disturbed the veil’s surface, the gate transported him directly to defend the world.

With his natural affinity to the element of stone, he used magic to call the lava that trickled through the room. It formed into a whip-like entity and snaked around him, waiting to be unleashed.

Nothing moved. He closed his eyes and listened. The distinct smell of goblin drifted in the air. “Come out, come out, where ever you are,” he sang. A current of magic traveled over his skin, sparking over the small hairs on his arms. He shifted to his dragon form in a blink of an eye. Nothing like in the movies where the actor transformed in a mess of blood and pain, though that would be cool. His magic transformed him, clothes and all, from one shape to another without any drama.

Something scurried to his left, with the sound of toenails scraping against the stone floor. He spun around, using his natural coloring to camouflage the lava orbiting his body, and met the attack with open jaw. His roar fizzled before escaping his throat as he came face to face with a single goblin.

The creature swung his sword back and forth, eyes closed, missing Koishi on every swing. How was it possible for someone to have such bad aim? He was a great, big beast.

Pressing the tip of his claw on the goblin’s helmeted head, he shoved down. Resting on his elbows, he searched the large empty room. All the shadows and nooks appeared empty to any heat signatures.

The goblin fell on his stomach, oversized helmet pushed past his ears. His sword clattered to the ground.

The gate always called him as soon as anything living crossed it. Even the lightest brush triggered its magic. “Where are the others?” Koishi leaned toward the tunnels leading into the room and listened. He heard nothing. Sending tendrils of lava through the air, he checked every crack and hole for life.

The goblin sobbed. “No one but me, Master.”

He sighed. “I guess you’ll have to do.” Clenching his fist, he raised it over the goblin.

“Wait!” The goblin raised his hands in the air over his head. “I didn’t wanna cross. They make me do it.” The sobbing restarted and slime oozed from its snout-like nose.

Grimacing, Koishi edged away in case it sneezed. “Who forced you?”

“The dwarves.” The foul smelling creature sniffed what sounded like a bucket full of snot.

Koishi threw up a little in his mouth. “Dwarves don’t live by this gate.” He’d never allow it. They could sniff precious metal from miles away. It wouldn’t take them long to follow the trail here, to his hoard.

“They do now.” Cracking open his eyes a slit, the goblin peered at him.

With his claws, Koishi gestured for him to sit. He didn’t have a problem with listening to a goblin beg. Sometimes it was cute.

“They hunted down me clan and chased us from our home. I was cut off. I have no choice but cross.” That could explain why the gate had been so quiet lately. They’d been fighting a war on the other side and forgot to include him. Most of the creatures living in the area would have vacated. Dwarves were a crafty, territorial bunch.

Koishi clicked his tongue on the roof of his mouth. Not an easy feat for a dragon. “There are always choices. Uh, I didn’t catch your name.”

“Urgle.”

“That’s a terrible name. Your mother must have hated you, Ur–Urgle.” It sounded similar to the noise the goblin had made when choking on his own mucus.

The goblin shook his head. “She hates us all.”

“I can relate.” Koishi shuddered. His mother wasn’t Betty Crocker either. Not unless Betty used a sword to skewer her brochettes and a shield to bake her cookies. “You could have stood your ground and fought, Urgle.”

“They would kill me.”

“And I won’t?”

Urgle prostrated himself at his feet. “Mercy, great dragon. I no warrior. I a humble black smith. I no fight worth shit.”

“So you thought to hide within my den. Then what?” He tapped his claw. What an odd day. First, he entangled himself with the human female, and now this. It must be a full moon.

“W–Wait until they leave and sneak back across.”

“Why not escape into Inverness?” He pointed to a tunnel that led to the caldera of the volcano, not the exit to his island paradise. No use in showing the goblin the true way out.

Urgle flattened himself even more to the floor. “No! It’s death.”

“It’s death to cross the gate.” He scooped up Urgle’s sword with the tip of his claw. “Here, I’ll give you a fighting chance.” Maybe the goblin could help him warm up his muscles before the storm arrived. He didn’t want to strain a wing.

The goblin stared at the weapon, then took it within his limp hands.

Koishi swung his tail, aiming the blade-like tip at the goblin, who didn’t move to defend himself.

He stood stiff with his eyes closed again.

Relaxing his stance, Koishi snarled. “You can’t fight if you can’t see, dolt.”

“Just kill me fast.” Urgle tossed the sword at his feet and managed to wedge the blade between the scales of Koishi’s toes.

“Fuck.” He shook it free. “That has a good edge.” The sword clattered to the floor.

“It’s me best work.” If Urgle’s shoulders slumped any further to the floor, he’d resemble a blob and not a goblin.

Koishi sighed. “Go back across.” He pointed to the gate. This would destroy his reputation. Next thing he’d know, there would be hordes trying to cross the gate and take over Inverness like in the old days. Slamming his tail to the ground, he did his best to hide his smile at Urgle’s jump. Hordes sounded great. A good solid battle was what he needed. “Hurry, before I change my mind. And make sure to tell all your gobliny friends how charitable I’m feeling today.” He gave him a little shove toward the gate.

“I don’t wanna go.” Urgle clung to Koishi’s claw. “The dwarves are waiting.”

“Then take this.” He handed him the sword and gave him another encouraging push.

With a stumble, Urgle fell through the gate. The magic shivered over Koishi’s spine, calling to him. If he’d been anywhere but within this room, it would have transported his body. A second later, he didn’t even have a chance to turn away; the magic touch returned with the high-pitched squeal of a goblin.

Urgle ran back through the gate, followed by a couple dwarves.

Yes!

With a quick slash of his lava whips, Koishi attacked.

The dwarves’ heads rolled. Their metal-armored bodies rattled on the stone floor.

He sniffed at their metal. This was poor work for dwarves. Not an ounce of magic in their armor. These weren’t of their warrior class, probably some crafters looking to torture a goblin for fun. “Toss the heads back through the gate.” It wouldn’t be so easy next time. Someone would find the heads eventually and the dwarven colony would know he really existed on this side of the gate. Dwarves weren’t like Urgle and his ilk. Their intelligence and craft were legendary. Too bad they loved gold as much as dragons did.