G Taylor - When Graveyards Yawn

It rang. As it rang, I watched Van Reydner lick the side of her glass with a serpent tongue. She smiled again, her eyes flashed; then, she giggled. The phone rang. I detected some strange sensations that had very little to do with justice just then. Van Reydner tilted her head back, opened her mouth, and slowly poured whiskey over her tongue as it writhed in the potent shower. Lucky whiskey, I thought. One of her hands came up and loosened the bathrobe ever so much, just enough so she could pour whiskey on her palm and rub a nipple with it. A knee glided out of the terrycloth pulling a creamy thigh after it. All I'd have to do is walk over and take her.

"Hello, hello, come on, is someone there?" I suddenly realized I had been listening to a voice say hello for about a minute.

"Hello," I said while I tried to remember my reason for calling, in fact, I paused and wondered whom I had called.

"Greasetown Gazette, how may I direct your call?" The voice sounded happier.

"Is Mary Redding there?"

"No sir, she's not in the office." A pause. "She's on assignment, but I can get her for you, if you give me a minute."

"Tell her Wildclown is at Simpson's Skin Tanning and Preservation for the Deceased. He has a story for her. It's extremely important, so if you can reach her, reach her." I hung up the phone, my eyes still staring at Van Reydner. She had slid up onto the bed during my call slipping out of her robe in the process. The material formed soft and enticing manacles for her wrists. Her thighs moved silently together and apart-the skin white as innocence-her bare toes reached out toward me. I felt a shiver run down my spine as I noticed she had moved on to treating the whiskey to a ride on her pelvis. A natural red head. At that moment, the baby started crying. Van Reydner was unmoved, and continued the gyrations. There was something wrong. She was trying too hard. She was either trying to catch me quick, or she was stalling.

I turned toward the door, then back to her. One of her hands struggled free of the robe; she rubbed her thighs with it.

"Hey," I said. My libido, or Tommy, made a snapping vibration along my nerves, like a cord had broken. A deep thud followed, as though a major organ had suddenly imploded. There was a faraway dying ache-then nothing. "There's a baby in the room." I looked away. "That's enough, you're working too hard. Today would be a bad day for me!"

I heard a gun click. I dove. Someone had come in behind. I cursed myself for giving my back to the door. Looking up I recognized the tall thin form of Tobias. I rolled and ducked behind the bed. I noticed then, that he wasn't pointing the gun at me at all. It was pointed at the bassinet.

"Throw out your gun. Or I'll kill the baby! Don't think I won't do it." His voice was broken-desperate.

I tried to form a quick plan. Nothing came. I could try to stall them.

"Now!" He fired a shot that hit the wall over the baby. A sudden chirp came from the bassinet.

"God Tobias, be careful!" Van Reydner shouted at him, pulling her robe on.

"Shut up. Damn you, Jan. He killed Richie!" Tobias cried. "You! Get out here, now!"

I shook my head-there was nothing else I could do-then threw my gun out on the floor, and stood up talking.

"Think about it, Tobias. You're being loyal to a dead man who could have cared less about you. You're just an employee." That was one of those moments, when I immediately wanted to retract my words-a nanosecond of realization that I had gone too far. The gun roared. I flinched and felt the bullet slap me in the right side. My legs turned to rubber and I dropped on my face.

"Now for that fucking baby, it was all that baby! I say we leave it-dead-for the bastards. They killed Richie! A life for a life." I could just see from my position, Tobias had turned his gun back on the baby. "Just because of that god-damned baby!" I made a vain attempt to grab my gun. It was under me. He fired, then his eyes flashed wide. Van Reydner stood between him and the bassinet. A star of red, the same color as her hair had appeared between her breasts-a death mark. A tiny trickle of blood ran toward her navel. She looked down, genuinely surprised.

"Jan!" Tobias took a step forward, pain crossed his features then he leveled the gun at the bassinet.

"God, I'm…" Van Reydner dropped to one knee, still balanced against the bed. "I'm…"

I grabbed my gun and shot from the floor. I even had time to brace my arms and take a breath. I squeezed three into Tobias' head and kicked his body down with a couple of bullets to the chest. What was left of him fell twitching in the doorway. I stuffed a fist into the hole in my side, and grunting against the pain, struggled to my feet. My head swam, but I lurched over to Van Reydner. As she fell her robe had fallen open. She was arranged beautifully over the bed. Her hair had formed a fiery halo. The baby was crying. I looked at Van Reydner again. She could have looked like that for eternity, like an angel. She could have had anything she wanted, if only she hadn't wanted it so soon. But she got greedy. Her last words I'm sure were going to be: "I'm dead." The universal capitulation of the human race: I'm dead, free from trouble. I'm dead, free from worry. I'm dead, no more pain. But her troubles had just begun. Now she could spend her days watching her natural beauty wilt, desiccate, whither, then she could spend her eternity as a corpse, ugly, hag-like. Human law, no, Van Reydner. Justice with an ironic twist that only our warped creator could appreciate. The fact that she was a beautiful woman without scruples put her in this room. The fact that she was a woman made her take a bullet for the baby. Again, I resisted the urge to vomit. The baby had stopped crying and was watching me. It tried to smile. I was glad mine was painted on, because I didn't have one in me.

I suddenly lost my nerve. I couldn't play with the baby's life on a hunch. A hunch wasn't a hundred per cent. And the little kid laughing at me deserved a hundred per cent. I faked a grin at him, and got close. I saw there was a soother beside it. I stuck it into the slushy part of its face, then hushed it, and closed the bassinet. I had to get him back to his mother. If my hunch proved right, law was on the way. But they might not be bringing justice. I knew the only justice I was going to hand out in this case was when I handed this baby back to its mother.

I hurried painfully out of the room, stepping over Tobias' wriggling corpse, then ran down the stairs and out of the mansion. I stumbled while crossing the courtyard-almost passed out, then climbed slowly to my feet and staggered to the car. I was soon on the highway back to Greasetown. I opened the case. A breeze pulled at the baby's dark hair and it giggled.

An Authority squad car was parked outside the building as we drove up. I got out of the Chrysler, and poked my head back in the window.

"Plenty of sauerkraut on the fishdogs, Elmo. And get a mickey of CC too, and some cigarettes." I had already ordered a tall bottle, and in a festive mood, decided to replace the emergency bottle I kept in the back of my chair. I also wanted Elmo out of the office for a while, so I could think. It was four-thirty in the morning-late-but I was expecting a visitor.

An hour and a half before, we had dropped Julie Hawksbridge and her baby off at her brother's. There were tears and happiness. The baby was growing the Hawksbridge nose it seemed. After a short explanation, I warned Robert in no uncertain terms to take them and get them away from Greasetown. It was pleasing to see the bored malaise of wealth melt away from Hawksbridge's face to be replaced by a great white hunter look of determination-nothing new of course: I had already seen it on his sister. It was apparent to me that Uncle Hank wasn't the only Hawksbridge with blood. A grateful kiss from the beautiful mother, and I almost collapsed. The bullet wound in my side had stopped bleeding long before, but I still felt weak. Since returning to Greasetown, I had been having a love-hate relationship with floors. I was drawn to them. I knew it would hurt to get close, but love was like that. Elmo had done another quick bandage job on me before we left the Berlinz-Tobias' gun had been a low caliber job, and the bullet had gone right through. I needed a couple of stitches; but for the time being, I would survive.