Рамиль Латыпов - Galaxy Coach

– Good. I stop. – And the legs are delicious. Just the right thing. She rubs them with honey. Apparently she was getting ready to meet me.

– I’m Lieutenant Maria Nilova.

– I was born on the Nile. Correctly?

– Are you in the thunder or something. No, I’m in Asia, Novosibirsk. And don’t distract me. I am your escort to our great leader Mirta. Good and fair.

– Let’s make a deal right now. – I said, adjusting my sports uniform and checking my pockets. As I thought, they are empty. – Without this nonsense about the great leader. I’m a footballer, not a politician. I don’t care who rules where. Football is my world.

– Deal. The beautiful girl took my hand. Haven’t had one like this for a long time. As the team was thrown out. Everyone turned away from me. The wife is gone. As I learned to the pianist. Break off his hands. Although he plays with the power of thought. – You are wonderful. I fell in love with you from the first grade.

– What? She can’t be that young. Or am I that old?

You weren’t even sixteen yet. You in the youth team played on the ground with the Lirepurs. Well, those with two heads. They are terrible. Strong. But you single-handedly defeated their team. I was at the stadium that day with my parents. She told them so. Truth. That I love you. And I will get married. They laughed so hard.

– It was a long time ago. You will find yourself better than the old footballer. You are a beautiful lady. – I examined her. The figure is straight fire. Maybe she did plastic surgery. Although he can go to the gym. Work is nerve-wracking. Whose mistress or daughter is she. Probably a major or general. They are the only people who are in positions like this. She does not pull on a mistress. The chest is painfully large and she is not a man. Our upper classes have strange tastes. I myself have been to private parties more than once. Barely left alive. “So where are we?” – I looked around the room. But there were no windows.

– We are my dear, that’s where. She got up from the bed. Went to the wall. I pressed a couple of buttons and the wall moved aside. Darkness with small dots. The scariest sight in the world for me. My fear. Open space. – On the Soyuz Eighty-Six. The number of planets in our power. Although many of them are unsuitable for life. The pride of a dictator. His swallow. We fly to Earth to the palace of the dictator Mirta. He has a conversation. Which one I don’t know. He didn’t report to me. I didn’t ask. What’s wrong with you?

Fear took over me. I started gasping for air. It started not too long ago. All my life I’ve been wandering around the universe and it’s normal. But here’s how they threw me into space for three minutes after the rally so that I would split. So I began to be afraid of space. Dropped five times. Laughed more. “Another would have died, and you are alive. At least for you, write a new textbook about survival in space. Here are office creatures. Hatred overwhelmed me. People like her are to blame. Creatures. Grabbed her thin neck. I began to press.

– What are you doing? Let go. Have pity on me.” My victim began to wheeze. You don’t regret anything like me. I saw how they carried the corpses in bags out of the cells.

– Die bastard. – I shouted at length.

I did not attach importance to the blow to the back of the head. The other one who followed him again plunged me into the void. Into the darkness I remember only two blue eyes. Beautiful eyes. And plump lips. I should have kissed them. I remembered something, classmate Elvira Cyclops had the same lips. And I remembered my first kiss with her. But then she left me. The war between us has begun. She was taken away. So then we never met. Even though I didn’t look for it. There were many other problems.

You woke up handsome. – Said the familiar voice of the lieutenant, who stroked my head.

– Yes. I wake up slowly. I’m sorry. I have a fear of vacuum.

– You are the one to blame. I have read about it in my personal file. I should have given you some pills. She suddenly kisses me on the cheek. – I’m not offended. You are still my hero.

– You are my heroine then it turns out. – I smiled at her. She’s a clerk, but she’s cute. – And by the way, how did they take such a cutie into the office. There you have to learn a lot and be able to shoot.

– I studied at the best institute as a diplomat. But I have always wanted to help my country.

– Well, yes. – She helps. Throw people into space or hammer nails into their knees. Here’s what you do. The homeland is protected in a different way. “I’m just glad you were sent to me.

– Ouch. And I’m glad. She kissed me on the cheek again. That she is like a child. The lady is an adult. Pulled and kissed, as expected. – Not so fast. I’m not ready yet.

– Okay dear. – That’s the bastard. The body teases, but how it came to the bushes. She reminded me of my first wife. She did the same.

I lay on her knees for five minutes. It was nice and soft. She was silent, only smiled and fed grapes. It’s a pity I didn’t take an Enturian as a slave when they offered it. They are just as helpful and do not need care at all. True, they look like ancient harpies. Girls with wings and beak place mouth. I don’t like those. Although if in my old age I will buy one. Yes, the new dictator brought back slavery. Only for people. They are half insects and live up to three hundred years.

– Dear passengers, we are arriving on Earth. The hatches will open automatically. No tantrums. – Said a strong male voice. That’s the one who hit me. I will have to thank him. Jaw punch.

– Yuri take the pill. The cutie handed me a red pill. When I took it, I touched the neck, on which there were marks from my hands. We don’t want a repeat of the incident.

– Yes, lieutenant. – I swallowed a pill. It clicked in my head. The world has become white. Then he returned to normal.

The hatch opened. How beautiful and there is no panic. Miracle remedy. He got up and went to the hatch. The earth is beautiful. The whole planet is one continuous city. Ships fly like a swarm of bees. A huge space elevator ahead.

– We’re going to the elevator. Have you always dreamed of riding it? – I said excitedly. On previous trips to Earth, I was simply teleported to the stadium. To avoid illness before the match. There is nothing to be afraid of now.

– Yes. The leader knew that you would want it and organized everything. She came up behind me and hugged me. – The Motherland appreciates such talents as your Grom.

– That’s what my friends call me. Although for such a cutie, I will make exceptions. – How to strangle you spy. Maybe there will be an opportunity in the elevator.

Our ship flew up to the mega elevator without any problems. Other ships made way. Knowing that it is better to skip such transport. Which of the captains wants to swim in space.

– Well, all the hero let’s go to the elevator. You will like it there so beautiful.

A beautiful girl took my hand and we left the cabin. Passed two bulkheads. Twelve strong guys in unmarked black uniforms stepped into the elevator. Here are her guards. She’s definitely the general’s daughter. I didn’t like the elevator, to my chagrin. Regular waiting room. This is in any space port. You stand in line, although not long. You sit in an elevator and three minutes of weightlessness and you are on Earth. Without joy and delight. How embarrassing. Although this trip made a splash on my companion.

– It was so cool. I liked it so much. Let Thunder often travel like this?

– You haven’t forgotten. You are my escort to meet a man I can’t stand. We’re not on a date. Of course, you are pleasant to me, but do not forget. And it’s not for me to remind you of this.