Terry Pratchett - The Long War

“We haven’t yet spoken of why you summoned me to your company in the first place, Lobsang.”

“Summoned?”

“You said we’d play no more games—that breadcrumb trail I followed was effectively a summons. Now you show me this Traverser…”

“An example of the remarkable fecundity, or inventiveness, of life in the Long Earth.”

“Why? Why bring me here, why show me this?”

“Because I believe you have a mind of a quality to appreciate a theory I have been nurturing since the opening up of the Long Earth.”

“A theory about what?”

“About the universe—mankind—the purpose of the Long Earth… This is all very tentative, yet crucially important. Would you like to hear it?”

“Is it conceivable that I won’t? Or that I could stop you?”

“Reverend Azikiwe, I am impervious to sarcasm. Call it a feature of my self-programming…

“Consider this. The Long Earth will save mankind . Now that we’re spread across the stepwise worlds, even the destruction of a whole planet, the creation of a new Gap, would not destroy us all. And indeed the Long Earth opened up just in time, some would argue. Otherwise we might have finished ourselves off. Soon we would surely have been scrabbling like chimpanzees in the ruins of our civilization, fighting over the last of the resources. Instead, we undeserving apes suddenly have the key to multiple worlds, and we are gobbling them up as fast as we can.”

“Not all of us. Your islanders on the Traverser are pretty relaxed, and don’t seem to be doing anybody any harm. And out in the Long Earth there seem to be plenty of drifters, ‘combers’ they call them, who don’t trouble anybody.”

“But look at this current situation with the trolls—pleasant, helpful and trusting creatures—of course we must dominate them, enslave them, kill them. Look at the tension over Valhalla and its quiet rebellion. I can’t leave you to get on with your life, even a million steps away. I must tax you, control you!”

Nelson said carefully, “Well, Lobsang, do you intend to do something about this? Of all the entities I know of in the human worlds, surely you alone have the power—”

Lobsang snapped, “Indeed. In fact you may have some difficulty in understanding what you might call the range of my talents. My soul is the soul of a man, but I’m hugely enhanced beyond that, and distributed—not to put too fine a point on it, practically ubiquitous. By now one of my iterations should be heading out into the comets on the edge of the solar system. Nelson, I’m in with the Oort cloud!”

“Oh, good grief.”

“It made Agnes laugh… Maybe you had to be there. Look, Nelson, I am everywhere. But I’m not God, and I don’t interfere . I don’t believe in your God; I rather suspect that you don’t either. But I also suspect you need to feel that there is some plan in the universe—something that makes sense, and gives meaning.”

“What kind of plan?”

“I may be no god but perhaps I have a god-like perspective. The Long Earth has made mankind immune to terrestrial catastrophes. But it has not made mankind immune to time. I consider long timescales, Nelson. I consider future ages, when our sun—all the suns of the Long Earth—have died, and beyond that the dark energy expansion, the Big Rip when the very atom will be torn apart, creating a new Ginnungagap…”

“Ah. The primeval void before creation. There was not sand nor sea nor cool waves / Earth did not exist, nor heaven above —”

“ Ginnungagap existed, but no grass at all …” Lobsang nodded. “ Völuspá : well remembered.”

“Norse mythology and Tibetan metaphysics—a heady brew!”

Lobsang ignored that. “Humanity must progress. This is the logic of our finite cosmos; ultimately we must rise up to meet its challenges if we are not to expire with it. You can see that. But, despite the Long Earth, we aren’t progressing; in this comfortable cradle we’re just becoming more numerous. Mainly because we have no real idea what to do with all this room. Maybe others will come who will know what to do.”

“‘Others’?”

“Others. Consider. We call ourselves the wise ones, but what would a true Homo sapiens be like? What would it do? Surely it would first of all treasure its world, or worlds. It would look to the skies for other sapient life forms. And it would look to the universe as a whole, and consider its cultivation.”

Nelson thought that over. “So you believe that the logic of the universe is that we must evolve beyond our present state, in order to be capable of such great programmes. Seriously? Do you really believe a brave new species can be expected sometime soon?”

“Well, isn’t it at least possible? At least logical? Nelson, there is much to learn—much to discover, much to do. We’ve discussed all this. You have left your parish. You are looking for a new direction, a new focus. I know you are seeking the same answers as me. What better than to work with me? I do need support, Nelson. I can see the whole world turning. But I can’t look into a human soul.

“How do you feel? Have you seen enough here?”

Nelson smiled. “Let’s wait a little while longer. You should always leave enough time to say goodbye.”

As Joshua and Bill’s journey wore on fruitlessly, just for a break, Bill lingered more often in what he said the comber community called “Diamond” worlds—the opposite of Jokers, worlds with some unique attraction.

Earth West 1,176,865: this world came before they reached the Valhallan Belt, the American-Sea worlds, but here the Grand Canyon was drowned by a risen river: a truly spectacular sight, as Joshua saw from above, which drew tourists who camped along the canyon’s elevated rim.

Earth West 1,349,877: a world dominated by a strange, even unearthly ecology, in which familiar terrestrial creatures were surrounded by groves of green, twisted living things that crawled and spread, defying classification, neither animal nor plant—like slime moulds grown huge, perhaps, of many diverse forms. No biologist had studied this world. Visiting combers whispered of a Huge God, a hypothetical alien monster that had crash-landed here hundreds of millennia ago, leaving layers of flesh, bones and fat from which these organisms, descendants of parasites or some equivalent of stomach bacteria perhaps, had evolved. Joshua found the crowded variety of strange life on this world startling and in some way satisfying. As if something had been missing and he’d never even known it.

And somehow that train of thought led him to the answer.

It came to him while he was asleep. He sat bolt upright, in the dark, in his cabin in the gondola.

Then he ran out to the galley cum lounge observation deck, and stared at a blank piece of wall.

“I’ve got it.” When there was no reply he hammered on the thin partition that separated this room from Bill’s cabin. “I said, I’ve got it!”

“Got what, yer mad eejit?”

“I know where Sally has to be. She’s left me a clue, whether she meant to or not. It wasn’t what she left behind, but what she took away.”

He heard Bill’s muffled yawn. “And that is?”

“ The ring , Bill. The ring. Gold, set with sapphires. The one I brought with me and hung on this wall. It’s gone, Bill. When and how she sneaked on board to get it I don’t know. And how long it’s been gone—Sally will be laughing her head off.”

“A ring. Ring-a-ding-ding. It’s only taken you three weeks to figure it out, Joshua. So where do we need to head?”

“To Earth West 1,617,498… To the Rectangles.”