Darren Johnson - Arnesto Modesto - The World's Most Ineffectual Time Traveler

Thank you for reading Arnesto Modesto: The World’s Most Ineffectual Time Traveler ! I hope you had as much fun reading it as I had writing it. Actually, considering all the hours I spent cursing to myself as I paced back and forth, I hope you had a lot more fun reading it than I had writing it. I complain but I would do it all over again. And you know what? Those two questions no longer keep me up at night.

This book is my first novel.

This book is my first novel, so currently there are no other works by the author. That said, I have begun work on a number of short stories. Here are but a few (titles subject to change):

The Pacifier (aka Baby Hunter) : a sudden mutation has spread around the globe causing newborn babies to be born with superhuman strength — and a taste for blood. He is Earth’s only hope. He is: The Pacifier.

Tyrone Jackson and the Half-Court Dunk : the new star recruit learns that ball is a lot different when magic is involved. He has the skill to make balla history — if he can get past his ego and stop breaking the rules. A parody.

Quincunx : In the championship Scrabble game, one player makes a move no one saw coming.

Chasing CowQuest : His life was perfectly content until he receives a message from his rival that his world record score from decades ago has at last been beaten. How far will he go, how much will he risk to reclaim the title? A mockumentary.

Reviews are everything to an independent author. If you have the time and inclination, please consider writing one. I would greatly appreciate it. Here are some reasons why you may want to:

1. You enjoyed the book and want to contribute to its success. Huzzah!

2. You hated the book and want to vent your frustrations.

3. You want to encourage others to read this amazing novel.

4. You want others to read it so they will suffer as you have.

5. You’ve never written a review before and figure this is as good a time as any.

6. You feel this book has too few reviews and deserves at least one more.

7. You feel this book has plenty of reviews and you want to jump on the bandwagon.

8. The previous reviewer wrote something you disagree with. How dare they!

10. You would like to read more of Arnesto’s fantastic adventures and know leaving a review will encourage the author to write them.

11. You don’t care about Arnesto at all and just want to fool the author into spending several more years writing a sequel (you have no intention of reading) for the lulz.

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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

Copyright © by Darren Johnson, 2018

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