F Wilson - Sims

Right now he was thoroughly rattled and needed a double of something. Anything. Just so long as it was a double.

9

MANHATTAN

OCTOBER 29

“There it is,” Romy said, pointing.

Patrick squinted down the garbage-strewn alley to where a naked bulb glowed dimly above a dented metal door. Back in the Roaring Twenties, a speakeasy might have hid behind a door like that. Here in the twenty-first century he knew nothing so innocuous awaited him.

“I don’t like this.”

A week had passed since Romy Cadman had barreled into his life. She’d called him this afternoon, suggesting they meet in the city for a late dinner, and then she wanted to show him a few sights.

They had an excellent meal in the Flatiron district, with perhaps a little too much wine, and Patrick found himself feeling more than a little amorous. Butamour did not appear to be on the menu.

A real shame, because Romy Cadman was without a doubt the most exciting, most fascinating woman he had ever met. Being in her company reduced all the other women he’d known in his life to wraiths. But he couldn’t get past the firewall she’d set up along her perimeter.

He came close, though. At one point during dinner the conversation had strayed from sims and legal matters to the theater; somehow the subject of ballet came up, and Patrick had seen a change in Romy as she enthused over an upcoming production ofSwan Lake . She smiled and her eyes sparkled as she went on about her favorite dancers and performances. Patrick wished he’d known more about the subject, but ballet had always left him cold. He did a good job of looking interested, though. Hell, he’d try toe dancing himself if it would keep this woman’s guard down.

But too soon the subject ran out of steam and her defenses were back in place. She wasn’t playing hard to get, shewas hard to get. At least where he was concerned.

After dessert, as he’d helped her into her long black leather coat, he said, “I’m surprised you’d wear something like this.”

“Cleathre?”

“This is cleathre?” Cloned leather. He’d heard of it but had never actually seen it. He fingered the smooth, supple surface. “Feels like the real thing.”

“Itis the real thing. It’s just that no animals had to die to make it.”

Cleathre and furc, cloned from skin cells of cows, minks, sables, even pandas, were the hottest new thing in the fashion industry. Ethically pure, esthetically perfect, and not cheap.

From the restaurant she’d cabbed him down to this crummy ill-lit neighborhood in the West Teens, so far west he could smell the river.

He felt like a fish out of water: overdressed and under-leathered. Romy’s coat matched the dominant color of the passing locals, but Patrick’s white shirt, paisley tie, and herringbone overcoat made him stand out like a Klansman at an NAACP meeting.

“Nothing to worry about,” she said.

“Easy for you to say. You’re staying out here.”

He glanced around uneasily. He was no country boy, knew Manhattan pretty well, in fact; but this was a part of the city he tended to avoid. Clubs down here were in the news too often, usually connected to stories about shootings and drug overdoses.

Romy’s smile had a bitter twist. “I’d go in with you, but it’s not exactly my kind of place.”

“You keep saying that, but it doesn’t help me. Before I walk in there I’d much rather know whose kind of place itis than whose kind it isn’t.”

“You need to find out for yourself.”

“Okay then, why don’t I find out in the daytime?”

“Because the action at a place like this doesn’t get rolling until about now.”

“This is all because I said I thought sims had a pretty cushy existence, right?”

“Stop stalling,” she said, giving him a gentle punch on the shoulder. “Are you going to knock on that door or not?”

Patrick tried a grin. “I’d love to, except that it means leaving you out here alone on these mean streets.”

“Oh, I can take care of myself,” she said, and this time her smile had a touch of warmth in it. She pulled a finger-length vial from her pocket. “One spray of this will stop a horse.”

Was this a rite of passage, a trial by fire? Was this what he had to do to win her? Or at the very least, earn the right to try? He glanced at her intent dark eyes under those perfect brows. If so…

“Okay,” he said. “Here I go.”

He walked the dozen or so paces to the door, took a deep breath of urinetinged air, and rapped on its battered, flaking surface.

A narrow window slid open and two dark eyes peered out at him.

“Yeah?” said a harsh voice.

Feeling as if he’d stepped into a particularly corny episode of the oldUntouchables , he said, “I’d, um, like to come in.”

“Ever been here before?”

“No, um, a bartender at the Tunnel sent me.”

“What’s his name?”

“Tim. He told me to tell you that Tim sent me.”

Actually, Patrick had never met Tim, but Romy had told him to say that.

The door opened. Fighting the urge to turn and trot back down the alley, he stepped inside. The door slammed shut behind him and Patrick found himself sharing a long narrow hallway with a two-legged slab of beef who probably held graduate degrees in bar bouncing: shaved head, earrings, crooked nose, and a steroidal body stuffed into a sleeveless black T-shirt emblazoned withMOTHER ’S. An old Guns n’ Roses tune vibrated from the end of the hall.

The slab held out his hand. “Twenty-five bucks.”

“What for?”

“Door charge.”

“Twenty-five bucks just to walk in?”

“You see busloads of gooks marchin through here? This ain’t no sightseein stop. Pay up or walk.”

Patrick reached into his pocket. “Tim didn’t say anything about a door charge.”

“He’s not supposed to.” The bouncer grinned and stuck out his tongue—long and forked—and waggled it in Patrick’s face.

A splicer, Patrick thought, trying to hide his revulsion. What the hell has Romy got me into?

Patrick handed him the money.

“Welcome to the Jungle.” The bouncer pointed toward the end of the hall. “Mona will take care of you,” he said, then cupped his hands around his mouth and shouted, “Incoming! Newbie!”

Patrick hurried down the hallway, brushing the sides in his haste. The faster he went, the sooner this would be over. He hoped.

Mona—at least he assumed the obese woman in the tight red dress exposing acres of cleavage was Mona—met him at the end of the hall. Another splicer: oversized lizard scales ran up the sides of her face and across her throat and who knew where else. She and the bouncer must be a couple—both into reptiles.

Tattoos and piercings had once been considered avant garde, but eventually were mainstreamed. Then tailored genes and nonhuman splices hit the black market and the bod-mod crowd jumped on them like cats on a nipcoated mouse.

“Hi, honey,” she said, showing pointed teeth in a big welcoming grin. “First time, huh?”

“Uh, yeah.”

First time forwhat ?

“Everybody’s a little nervous the first time.” She took his arm and led him around a corner. “Let me introduce you to the girls first, then you take your time and pick the one you want. The base charge is two-fifty and that allows you half an hour. We charge extra if you go over, and of course there’s surcharges for any specialties you want…”

Patrick stopped cold when he saw them.

“Kinda gets you, don’t it,” Mona said. “Nobody ever imagines they could look this good.”

The “girls” were female sims, but nothing like Patrick had ever seen or imagined. Someone had caked them with makeup, either styled and dyed their hair or fitted them with wigs, then dressed them in vinyl or studded leather or lingerie—satin teddies, frilly see-through nighties, the whole Frederick’s of Hollywood catalog. And their legs—most of them had shaved legs. Sims as a rule were only slightly hairier than humans, and the hair was coarser, but they didn’t shave their legs or underarms. Patrick had never seen a shaved female sim, or ones with such breasts—they must have had implants.