Bob Gale - Back to the Future - 2

Then to prove Marty wrong, BIFF leaves the house. But to prove Marty right as well, the voice of GRANDMA TANNEN can be heard. The following is viewed through the binoculars.

Grandma Tannen: (v.o) Biff!

Biff: Yeah?

Grandma Tannen: (v.o) Where're you going Biff?

Biff: I'm going to get my car Grandma!

Grandma Tannen: (v.o) When are you coming back? My feet hurt and I want you to rub my toes some more.

Biff: Shut up you old bag.

Cut to normal view. Biff walks a few yards down the street when a red ball lands at his feet. He picks it and 5 KIDS come along to him.

Kids: Give us our ball back!

Biff: What ball?

Kids: That ball!

Biff: What ball are you talking about?

Kids: Give us our ball back!

Biff: Oh, is this your ball?

Kids: Yeah!

Marty crouches behind a car to avoid being seen. Cut back to Biff.

Biff: Is this your ball, you want it back?

Kids: Yeah!

He throws it into a gutter on a house.

Biff: Well go get it! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Biff walks off. Cut to Marty.

Marty: (w.t) Doc, it is Biff's house, I'm on him. Over.

Music: Mr Sandman by Four Acres

Biff walks down a street in Courthouse Square. Marty follows, hiding behind cars. He is not seen by Biff. Biff walks between some kids throwing a ball around.

Kid: Hey!

Biff walks over to his car, where TERRY the mechanic has fixed it. It's the same Terry from 2015 who asked Marty to thumb $100 - of course here he's 60 years younger.

Biff: Looking good Terry.

Terry: Hey Biff, she's all fixed up just like you wanted, but I couldn't get her started! You got some kind of a kill switch on this thing?

The camera pulls out to reveal 2015 BIFF behind a tree. He watches as 1955 Biff opens the car door and gets in.

Biff: Nah, you just gotta have the right touch. Nobody can start this car but me.

Terry: The bill comes to $302 and 57 cents...

Biff: 300 bucks?

He gets out of the car.

Biff: 300 bucks for a couple of dents? No, hey, that's bullshit Terry.

Terry: No Biff, it was horseshit, the whole car was filled with it.

We cut to 2015 Biff as he remembers this.

Terry: (v.o) I had to pay Old Man Jones 80 bucks to haul it away!

Biff: (v.o) Old Man Jones? He probably resold it too! Now I ought to get something for that.

Cut back to 1955 Biff and Terry.

Terry: You wanna get something for it? Well, go inside, you can call Old Man Jones and if you want us to give you a refund...

During the following Marty gets into the back of the car unseen and covers himself with a sheet.

Biff: It's 300 bucks Terry!

Terry: Look, I'm only charging you for...

Biff: If I catch the guy who caused this, I'll break his neck!

Cut to 2015 Biff as 1955 Biff and Terry enter the Western Auto Stores shop.

2015 Biff: The manure! I remember that!

As 2015 Biff walks off, 1955 Biff and Terry come out of the store. Biff pushes past a kid on a scooter. Terry is holding 4 cans. They're in the middle of their conversation.

Terry: ...4 cans of Valvoline is more than enough.

Biff: 4 cans for a $300 job?

Terry: I can't even have lunch in there, it makes me nauseous...

Biff: I should be getting a case or more out of you for a 300 buck job.

Terry: It smells worse than the bathroom!

They keep arguing as Biff throws the cans in the back of the car, where they land on Marty's sensitive bits!

Marty: Oomph!

Biff: (sarcastically, he's not really listening) Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Terry: The stench is never going to go away, Biff. Never going to go away.

Biff opens the door.

Biff: (sarcastically) Yeah, thanks a lot.

Terry: That's the last time I ever do you a favour! Last time!

In the background, LORRAINE and her friend BABS leave Ruth's clothes shop. They have a box and are laughing happily. Lorraine opens the box and pulls out the dress she will wear to the dance that night. Biff is watching them.

Babs: It's perfect Lorraine! You're gonna look so good!

Terry drives off as Biff goes over to the girls.

Babs: You're going to look...

Biff: Well lookie what we got here. Pretty nice dress, Lorraine.

Biff lifts up Lorraine's skirt.

Biff: Although, I think you'd look better wearing nothing at all.

Lorraine: Biff, why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?

Biff: Hey listen, Lorraine. There's that dance at school tonight. Right now, my car's all fixed. I'd figured that I'd cut you a break and give you the honour of going with the best-looking guy in school.

Lorraine: Well, I'm busy tonight, Biff.

Biff: Doing what?

Lorraine: Washing my hair.

Biff: That's as funny as a screen door on a battleship.

Cut to Marty in the back of Biff's car.

Marty: (under his breath) It's "screen door on a submarine," you dork.

Cut back to Lorraine, Babs and Biff.

Lorraine: Look Biff, someone already asked me to the dance.

Biff: Who, that bug George McFly?

Lorraine: I'm going with Calvin Klein, OK?

Biff: Calvin Klein?

He grabs Lorraine by her shoulders and turns her to face him.

Biff: No, that's not OK. You're going with me, understand?

Lorraine: Get your cooties off of me!

Biff: When are you going to get it through that thick skull of yours Lorraine, you're my girl!

Lorraine: Biff Tannen, I wouldn't be your girl even if... (pause) even if you had a million dollars!

Irony, although Lorraine doesn't know it! She kicks Biff in the leg.

Biff: Argh!

Then she hits him over the head with the box.

Biff: Oh!

Lorraine and Babs run off. Biff runs into the middle of the road, causing a car to swerve slightly to avoid hitting him.

Biff: Yes you will, Lorraine! It's you and me, Lorraine!

A car narrowly misses Biff.

Car Driver: Watch your back!

Biff: It's meant to be! Someday you'll marry me! Someday you'll be my wife!

Biff turns to his car after Lorraine and Babs run off to see 2015 Biff in his car. 1955 Biff doesn't recognise him as his future self.

2015 Biff: You always had your way with women, Biff.

1955 Biff: Get the hell outta my car, old man!

2015 Biff: Do you want to marry that girl, Biff? I can help make it happen.

1955 Biff: Oh yeah. And who are you? Miss Lonely Hearts?

2015 Biff: Just get in the car, butthead.

1955 Biff: Who are you calling butthead, butthead?

2015 Biff starts the car. 1955 Biff is surprised.

1955 Biff: How did you know how to do that? Nobody could start this car but me.

2015 Biff: Just get into the car, Tannen. Today's your lucky day.

Cut to the Tannen driveway. The car, driven by 2015 Biff, drives up towards the garage. The backs of the heads of both Biffs are visible.

1955 Biff: (v.o) Hey, hey, hey, hey, watch where you're going old man! If you break this car I'm gonna kill you!

The car enters the garage and 2015 Biff stops it. His face is visible, 1955 Biff is facing away.

1955 Biff: This cost me 300 bucks!

2015 Biff: Would you shut up about the car?

1955 Biff: Ay, and another thing, how do you know where I live?

2015 Biff: Let's just say we're related Biff, and that being the case I got a little present for you.

During the following Marty peers up from the back of the car to witness what's going on - he is not seen.

2015 Biff: (continued) Something that'll make you rich. You wanna be rich, don't ya?