"The field of action," said Battle thoughtfully, "would be New Jersey principally. Now, you want me to break this insurrection?
"Of course!" agonized the girl. "As soon as I found out what it really was, I hurried to escape. But I knew I was being followed by his creatures!"
"Exactly," said Battle. "Now, what's in this for me?"
"I don't understand. You mean—?"
"Money," said Battle. "The quartermaster's getting shorthanded. Say twenty thousand?"
The girl only stared. "I haven't any money," she finally gasped. "I thought—"
"You thought I was a dilettante?" asked Battle. "Dear lady, my terms are fifty percent cash, remainder conditional on the success of the campaign. I'm sorry I can't help you—"
"Look out!" screamed the girl. Battle spun around and ducked under the table as a bomb crashed through the window of the coffee shop and exploded in his face.
"Open your eyes, damn you!" growled a voice.
"Stephen—the profanity—" objected another voice mildly.
"Sorry, Doc. Wake, friend! The sun is high."
Battle came to with a start and saw a roast-beef face glowering into his.
He felt for his weapons. They were all in place. "What can I do for you, gentlemen?" he asked.
"Ah," said the second voice gently. "Our convert has arisen. On your feet, Michael."
"My name is Battle," said the lieutenant. "J. C. Battle. My card."
"Henceforth you shall be known as Michael, the Destroying Angel," said the second voice. "It's the same name, really."
Battle looked around him. He was in a kind of factory, dim and vacant except for himself and the two who had spoken. They wore pure white military uniforms; one was a tough boy, obviously. It hurt Battle to see how clumsily he carried his guns. The bulges were plainly obvious through his jacket and under his shoulder. The other either wore his more skillfully or wasn't heeled at all. That seemed likely, for his gentle blue eyes carried not a trace of violence, and his rumpled, pure white hair was scholarly and innocent.
"Will you introduce yourselves?" asked the lieutenant calmly.
"Steve Haglund, outta Chi," said the tough.
"Malachi Breen, manufacturer of Pot-O-Klutch and temporal director of Sweetness and Light, the new world revolution," said the old man.
"Ah," said. Battle, sizing them up. "What happened to Miss McSweeney?" he asked abruptly, remembering.
"She is in good hands," said Breen. "Rest easy on her account, Michael.
You have work to do."
"Like what?" asked the lieutenant.
"Trigger work," said Haglund. "Can you shoot straight?"
In answer there roared out three flat crashes, and Battle stood with his smoking police special in his hand. As he reloaded he said, "Get yourself a new lathe, Dr. Breen. And if you'll look to see how close together the bullets were—"
The old man puttered over to Battle's target. "Extraordinary," he murmured. "A poker chip would cover them." His manner grew relatively brisk and businesslike. "How much do you want for the job?"
he asked. "How about a controlling factor in the world of Sweetness and Light?"
Battle smiled slowly. "I never accept a proposition like that," he said.
"Twenty thousand is my talking point for all services over a six-month period."
"Done," said Breen promptly, counting out twenty bills from an antiquated wallet. Battle pocketed them without batting an eyelash.
"Now," he said, "what's my job?"
"As you may know," said Breen, "Sweetness and Light is intended to bring into being a new world. Everybody will be happy, and absolute freedom will be the rule and not the exception. All carnal vices will be forbidden and peace will reign. Now, there happens to be an enemy of this movement at large. He thinks he has, in fact, a rival movement. It is your job to convince him that there is no way but mine. And you are at absolute liberty to use any argument you wish. Is that clear?"
"Perfectly, sir," said Battle. "What's his name?"
"Lenninger Underbottam," said Breen, grinding his teeth. "The most unprincipled faker that ever posed as a scientist and scholar throughout the long history of the world. His allegedly rival movement is called 'Devil Take the Hindmost.' The world he wishes to bring into being would be one of the most revolting excesses—all compulsory, mark you! I consider it my duty to the future to blot him out!"
His rage boiled over into a string of expletives. Then, looking properly ashamed, he apologized. "Underbottam affects me strangely and horribly. I believe that if I were left alone with him I should—I, exponent of Sweetness and Light!—resort to violence. Anyway, Lieutenant, you will find him either at his offices in the Empire State Building where the rotter cowers under the alias of the Double-Action Kettlesnatcher Manufacturing Corporation or in his upstate plant where he is busy turning out not only weapons and defenses but also his ridiculous Kettlesnatcher, a device to remove kettles from the stove in case of hurricane or typhoon."
Battle completed his notes and stowed away his memo book. "Thank you, sir," he said. "Where shall I deliver the body?"
"Hello!" whispered a voice.
"Spike!" Battle whispered back. "What are you doing here?" He jerked a thumb at the illuminated ground glass of the door and the legend, Double-Action Kettlesnatcher Manufacturing Corp., Lenninger Underbottam, Pres.
"They told me where to find you."
"They?"
"Mr. Breen, of course. Who did you think?"
"But," expostulated the lieutenant, "I thought you hated him and his movement."
"Oh, that," said the girl casually. "It was just a whim. Are you going to knock him off?"
"Of course. But how did you get here?"
"Climbed one of the elevator shafts. The night watchman never saw me.
How did you make it?"
"I slugged the guard and used a service lift. Let's go."
Battle applied a clamp to the doorknob and wrenched it out like a turnip from muddy ground. The door swung open as his two Colts leaped into his hands. The fat man at the ornate desk rose with a cry of alarm and began to pump blood as Battle drilled him between the eyes.
"Okay. That's enough," said a voice. The lieutenant's guns were snatched from his hands with a jerk that left them stinging, and he gaped in alarm as he saw, standing across the room, an exact duplicate of the bleeding corpse on the floor.
"You Battle?" asked the duplicate, who was holding a big, elaborate sort of radio tube in his hand.
"Yes," said the lieutenant feebly. "My card—"
"Never mind that. Who's the dame?"
"Miss McSweeney. And you, sir, are—?"
"I'm Underbottam, Chief of Devil Take the Hindmost. You from Breen?"
"I was engaged by the doctor for a brief period," admitted Battle.
"However, our services were terminated—"
"Liar," snapped Underbottam. "And if they weren't, they will be in a minute or two. Lamp this!" He rattled the radio tube, and from its grid leaped a fiery radiance that impinged momentarily on the still-bleeding thing that Battle had shot down. The thing was consumed in one awful blast of heat. "End of a robot," said Underbottam, shaking the tube again. The flame died down, and there was nothing left of the corpse but a little fused lump of metal.
"Now, you going to work for me, Battle?"
"Why not?" shrugged the lieutenant.
"Okay. Your duties are as follows: Get Breen. I don't care how you get him, but get him soon. He posed for twenty years as a scientist without ever being apprehended. Well, I'm going to do some apprehending that'll make all previous apprehending look like no apprehension at all.
You with me?"
"Yes," said Battle, very much confused. "What's that thing you have?"
"Piggy-back heat ray. You transpose the air in its path into an unstable isotope which tends to carry all energy as heat. Then you shoot your juice, light or whatever along the isotopic path and you burn whatever's on the receiving end. You want a few?"
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