Elizabeth Bear - Worldwired

“Then maybe we need to redefine biology.”

Charlie gave her a startled look, and Elspeth leaned back against Gabe's fingers and lifted her chin to indicate the doorway to the corridor beyond. “In any case, there's the last of our guests,” she said, as the hatch swung open and Captain Wainwright stepped through it, Jenny two steps behind her, and the new arrivals Tjakamarra and Kirkpatrick just after. “We'll have to talk about this during the meeting. Do you have holos of the weird stuff?”

“Is that a technical term, Dr. Dunsany?”

She grinned. “It's as technical as I like to get. Come on. Let's break the new kids in.”

Gabe offered her a hand as she stood up from her chair. She took it, returning his slight squeeze before moving away.

The ethnolinguist Jeremy Kirkpatrick was a freckled, long-boned gingery redhead with a thinking man's frown, or possibly a perpetual headache. He stood one step behind Leslie Tjakamarra, like a funhouse mirror that inverted color as well as shape and size, and fiddled his elegant fingers against his trouser legs before leaning down to whisper in the xenosemiotician's ear.

Paul's going to be out of his depth, Elspeth thought, retrieving a plate of hors d'oeuvres off the sideboard. But he's really just here to spy on us for Riel anyway, sooo— She caught the dark-haired ecologist watching her. She gave him a distracted smile with one corner of her mouth and offered the snacks to Dr. Tjakamarra. “I hope you like stuffed mushrooms.”

“I eat anything that doesn't bite back.” He grinned, a complicated rewrinkling of his face, and picked up a mushroom with fingers knobby and dark as cast iron. “That's not precisely true. Bush tucker does bite back. Thank you, Dr. Dunsany.”

“Please, call me Elspeth.” She lifted the plate upward, in the general direction of Dr. Kirkpatrick. At least Dr. Tjakamarra wasn't significantly taller than Elspeth; there were days when she felt like the only set of eyes on the Montreal she could meet without standing on tiptoe was Wainwright's. “Or Ellie.”

“I had better call you Elspeth,” Tjakamarra said. He made the mushroom vanish, and closed his eyes for a moment while he chewed. “Otherwise we shall be Ellie and Leslie, and people will assume that we're related.”

Kirkpatrick snorted. “Then I shall be Jeremy, and we shall all pretend we are the oldest and the best of friends.” He waved the mushrooms aside, bouncing on his toes. Elspeth set the plate on the end of the bench, and Kirkpatrick gestured to the hologram interface hanging over the conference table; its screensaver was set to an image of the birdcage, spinning slowly. “Is there any truth to the rumor that the team is planning a spacewalk over to the Benefactor ships, to introduce ourselves?”

“The word team would indicate that all of us were going.”

Kirkpatrick's face fell.

“Oh, no,” Elspeth corrected, her hands moving as if to erase her words from the air. “You need to talk to Jenny, if you want to suit up. I was merely expressing my own personal cowardice.”

The expatriate Brit was a handsome man when he laughed. Elspeth gave him back a crooked grin and shrugged, and when he coughed to a stop, he said, “It seems a pity to come all the way through Malaysia and up the beanstalk and down the rabbit-hole and through the city of War Drobe in the far land of Spare Oom, and float around on shuttlecraft… and not go for a stroll.”

“Well, when you put it that way—” She turned, and stared at the birdcage. “O brave new world, that has such creatures in it.”

“People,” Leslie corrected gently, reaching past her for another mushroom.

“I beg your pardon, Doc — Leslie?”

“‘That has such people in it.' The creatures are earlier in the speech.” He popped the mushroom cap into his mouth with a flourish and chewed dramatically. “That's my favorite play.”

“I'm more a light romantic comedy girl myself,” Jeremy said, dripping irony. “It looks as if the captain is ready to start—”

Elspeth turned around. Everyone else had clumped near the conference table, and Wainwright was ushering people into seats. “Unfortunately, it appears that that's my cue.” She made a little, self-conscious curtsey, aware both that she was flirting with Leslie— and Jeremy — and that they were amazed by the flirtation. Once a coquette, always a coquette.

Leslie gave her half a wink from an otherwise impassive face, and Elspeth made her excuses and returned to the table. She walked to the head, where Wainwright stood, and noticed with a triphammering heart that Wainwright stepped aside to let her command the gathering. She also noticed that silence followed almost immediately, eight pairs of eyes trained on her. The respect was a shock; she twined her fingers together in front of her waist to steady them, and cleared her throat. A second later, Gabe unobtrusively set a cup of water at her elbow.

Elspeth would have blushed if she looked at him, so instead she looked at Jenny, and Jenny gave her a steadying wink. She took a deep breath, raised her eyes unnecessarily to the ceiling, and asked, “Richard, can you hear me?”

“I hear you, Elspeth,” he said, his even, resonant voice filling the room. Leslie tilted his head backward, glancing around for the loudspeakers before he caught himself and shook his head, a little ruefully. Jeremy plainly jumped, and then frowned in chagrin when Patty Valens reached out absently and patted him on the arm. Like Jenny, she felt the AIs' voices in her head. “What are our items on the agenda today?”

Elspeth pressed the pad of her thumb to the interface plate, calling up her notes. “Let's see. Okay. It looks as if first, Dr. Forster is going to tell us why the Benefactors aren't biological, as we understand the term. And then Dr. Tjakamarra is going to tell us why they don't have a language, as we understand the term. And then Casey is going to explain to us why it's imperative we dress up in astronaut costumes and wander over to tap on their storm door and ask if we can borrow a cup of stardust. And then we discuss our options, after that.” She raised her eyes again, to appreciative laughter and the warm pressure of Jen's smile and Gabe's approval.

Hey, she thought. That wasn't so hard after all.

Leslie rested his chin on interlaced fingers and focused on the blond Canadian. Dr. Forster was pacing, a light pointer held in his hand, and every so often he turned to the hologram floating above the table and poked inside it with the pointer, changing magnification or bringing another aspect to prominence.

“As you can see,” Forster said, the pointer balanced like an extension of his forefinger, “the animate masses we have been assuming are the birdcage aliens have a number of very odd and interesting behaviors.” The pointer traced a glowing path fine as a hair through the center of the hologram, and Leslie leaned forward, his eyes on the described arc. “They appear to move comfortably in a vacuum. Their ship is designed to be open to space, and while it's possible that the seemingly fluid silver material is some sort of protective gear, it's — drat. Richard, rewind five seconds, please, and magnify 150 percent? Thank you. Please watch the path I've marked.”

Leslie dropped his hands from his face and sat straight as a tear-shape like a falling drop of mercury detached itself from one girder of the birdcage and drifted effortlessly across the open space in the center of the starship, splashing down on the opposite side of the structure. And splashing was the right word, he realized, as the creature— or object —flattened against the crystalline structure of the cage and then bobbed into three dimensions again. Another teardrop moved toward the flyer, and Leslie nodded, expecting a consultation, a brief friendly wave, some semiotic signal of dominance and submission, something .