Larry Niven: The Barsoom Project

They were ready. After a week of delicate foreplay they were hot, eager, and ready to jump into the metaphorical sack with Falling Angel and Cowles.

The floor rumbled, and for a moment he was startled. Then he looked behind him, at the 300-by-500-foot stage, where glowing mining machines, surface transport vehicles, and other wheeled craft were beginning their circular parade.

The music was John Philip Sousa. Christ, all they needed was to whip out a United Nations flag, and half the room would jump up and salute.

Mitch Hasagawa was standing against a huge hanging curtain, eyes glazed with the spectacle.

“Oh, come on,” Alex said to him. “It’s not all that great.”

“Huh?” The stocky security man shook his head.

Alex must not be the only one on short sleep. “The display.”

Mitch smiled, tried to suppress a yawn, and failed. “Yeah. Right, Chief.”

Disturbed, Alex walked out of his earshot and touched his throat mike. “Cary,” he asked, “how long has Mitch been on duty?”

There was a long pause.

“Cary?”

Another pause. “Ah… right here, Chief.” She sounded woozy. “Ah-about nine hours, I guess.”

“Jesus, have some more coffee, will you? You sound like hell. Send down somebody to relieve Mitch.”

“Sure, boss.” Cary signed off.

Alex peered through the darkness. Where was the rest of his security force? He spotted one uniformed figure over to the side of the stage, and observed her for a minute before approaching.

She was partially slumped, standing but numb. In her right hand, loosely held, was a foam coffee cup.

The blood sang within him. Finally. He triggered the throat mike again. “Cary! How many of our people have had coffee today?”

The pause was even longer this time. “Cary?”

There was a thump behind him, and, sweating now, Alex turned to look.

The Leviathan IV robot mining rig. In some way that he couldn’t quite define, it seemed out of step with the other display models.

Was it his imagination? Wasn’t it supposed to move in that fashion? The Leviathan was huge, the size of an armored tank, a complete environment for the precomet days, built for three men to roll from home base.

Griffin suddenly had an awful, ugly suspicion. What was it that Fekesh had done at Colorado Steel? An industrial accident during a safety inspection.

And what had happened at Dream Park eight years before? An accident in Gaming B during a proxy fight for control of the company.

And what had happened three days ago? He touched his throat mike. “Cary!”

“Ah… yes?”

“Don’t let anyone else touch that coffee, do you understand?”

Dreamily. “Sure… boss.”

He didn’t bother to curse. Alex tapped out Millicent’s code on his watch, and was relieved to hear her voice come in crisp and alert.

“Hello?”

“Millie, it’s Alex. No time. Get medical over here to Gaming A. Fekesh has drugged Security’s coffee-”

“What? Alex, my God!”

“-coffee supply. And find me Dwight Welles.”

Alex kept an uneasy eye on that mining rig, offering a silent thanks to his ulcer. His earphone beeped.

“Welles here. Alex, give me a break. I haven’t had sleep in two days-”

“And you’re not getting any now. Tie in to Gaming A display autocircuits. Hurry!”

“Jeeze.” Welles sounded injured, but did it in less than twenty seconds. “Got it.”

“Good. Now take manual control of the Leviathan.”

“Got you, Chief. Mmm… nothing.” Welles was talking to himself. “Nothing nothing… mmm? Zzzt! Listen, Chief, the manual control is locked. There’s something crazy in here.”

Griffin was moving, running. In the dark, the luminescent rigs were all that could be seen, not the human being moving to intercept one of them. He dodged robot jeeps, running across a fantasy landscape. “Welles, is there any way into that thing?”

“Wait, I’ll get the specs on the screen. Okay… The top is sealed, but there is an emergency exit door on the belly. There’s just enough room to squeeze between the treads. I think.”

“Great.”

It was rolling now.

“Let me know the instant it diverges from its programmed path.”

“Got you, Chief. Nothing so far-I just can’t take control from here.”

Griffin whipped a pencil-light from his jacket pocket, panting now. There was a trillion dollars’ worth of juice in that audience, enough to ruin Cowles Industries, to cripple plans for expansion, to foreclose on outstanding loans, to deny access to proprietary technology. The future of Cowles and of the Barsoom Project was in his hands.

“Can you cut power?”

“No, Chief. Power is self-contained.”

“Just great.”

The thing was lumbering straight at him now, and he had to calm his fears.

He lay down on his stomach, and shone the pencil-light directly between the treads. There-Welles had been correct. There was just barely enough room.

And if it turned to left or right?

His world was filled with the sound of churning mechanicals as the tank began to pass over him.

“ And there will be dangers on the surface of the-”

A blast of their damned ultrasonics passed through him, and he blanched. He was too close to the speakers, and his body vibrated like a tuning fork. He floated away on a sea of nausea, overwhelmed, mind lost in agony.

Keep your mind on the job, asshole!

Alex made his hands take hold of the front bumper of the tank as it rolled past his head.

It was dragging him now, and his back was already abraded. He’d only be able to stand a few seconds of this. He climbed down the underside of the tank, sucking air, trying to calm himself as the subsonics roared through his blood.

And then he had the hatch. With trembling fingers, he worked at the latch lever, and was insanely grateful that the Dream Park technos took their maintenance responsibilities seriously. It was well oiled and opened immediately.

He wiggled up through the tight machinery-

What, did they think Barsoom’s miners would be midgets? Oh, bloody hell, it was a 2/3 replica, wasn’t it? It was going to break his hip. He couldn’t quite get through, when-

“Griff. Problem. Something just took over the program.” “What is it?”

He pulled, strained. Skin could give, fat and muscle could give, but not bone.

“It must be a virus. It hasn’t shut me out yet, I can still see what it’s doing. There’s a search program in action on the Leviathan’s sensors.”

“Search? What is it searching?”

“Oh, shit-it’s searching security badges. It’s looking for someone. Goddamn! It just locked.”

“On who?”

Alex lowered himself. He’d suddenly remembered a story. Something about a monkey who got his fist caught in a jar. if he relaxed his fist, and dropped the candy Or, if the Dream Park security man could back out again. The

Martian surface savaged his lower body, and there was no way to protect himself.

Bump bump bump.

“It’s locked on Ambassador Richard Arbenz. Oh, shit, Griff! It broke out of the circle. It’s heading off the platform!”

Griffin heaved himself up into the cabin. There was enough room to move now. But he was sore, and there were muscles and tendons sprained where he hadn’t even known he had muscles and tendons.

“Where is the computer link?”

“Should be obvious. Leviathan was borrowed from Rockwell. They were using a manual system-”

“Where? Wherewherewhere?”

“It’s just a box chipped into the CPU. Under the main screen-”

There was a horrible bump as the entire mining rig left the platform. With a crunching sound the barrier separating stage and audience gave way.